the awesomely bad movies thread

[moozooh]

Not sure this one has been posted yet. I didn't watch it, but the trailer is pretty convincing.

[Skykid]

Watched Tango & Cash on TV last night. So awesome it hurts.

[gum_drops]

Commando with Arnold, more awesomely 80s cheesy than bad I guess. It was badass bad in the day but watching it now provides some good laughs. Like breaking into the general supply store with a Bulldozer. And there just happens to be a hidden room in the back filled with machine guns, hand grenades and rocket launchers.

[drauch]

Commando with Arnold, more awesomely 80s cheesy than bad I guess. It was badass bad in the day but watching it now provides some good laughs. Like breaking into the general supply store with a Bulldozer. And there just happens to be a hidden room in the back filled with machine guns, hand grenades and rocket launchers.

Commando does not belong in this thread. Commando is the greatest movie ever.

[beyonder]

Death Wish 3.

[burgerkingdiamond]

Do yourselves all a favor and find this move: BLOOD DINER

It's a true b-movie classic. Funny, bizarred, awesome.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Diner

[Schrodinger's cat]

The Room has acting that has to be seen to be believed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4

"I DID NOT HIT HER, I DID NAHHHT"

[drauch]

Death Wish 3.

Hell yes. Welcome to the forum!

[charlie chong]

RAW FORCE

STARTS OFF LIKE A SEXY KUNG FU VERSION OF THE LOVE BOAT AND THEN TURNS INTO FIGHTING KUNG FU CANNIBALS AND ZOMBIES ON AN ISLAND.
THE ACTING=

[nash87]

RAW FORCE

STARTS OFF LIKE A SEXY KUNG FU VERSION OF THE LOVE BOAT AND THEN TURNS INTO FIGHTING KUNG FU CANNIBALS AND ZOMBIES ON AN ISLAND.
THE ACTING=

It looks amazingly bad! that voice reminds me a lot of HOD Overkill. definitely next on my list!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g0jjp3miDU

the kick at the end of the trailer looked like it EXPOLODEDED on impact. good shit

[charlie chong]

DESPERATION RISING

NOT SURE WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS. NONSENSICAL PLOT INVOLVING GANGS AND A BONDS SALESMAN THAT TURNS INTO A LOVE STORY BY THE END,WEIRD MUFFLED DUBBED VOICES AND SUB 80'S MTV EFFECTS. JUST WEIRD AND ENDS UP ALMOST ARTY OR POST MODERN BY VIRTUE OF IT'S TOTALLY INCOHERENT STYLE. I THOUGHT EXECUTIONER 2 HAD A WEIRD STYLE BUT THIS FILM MEBBES THE WEIRDEST BAD FILM I'VE EVER SEEN. AT THE END YOU ARE LEFT WONDERING EXACTLY JUST WHAT YOU WATCHED.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0237153

[nash87]

CHEESE N RICE Razertooth was a funny fucking movie. every single thing in that movie is predictable before it happens...except the cyanide crossbow, and where it ends up getting shot. it's instant on netflix right now. Please do yourselves a favor and watch this awesome terrible movie.
razerooth trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN_ZnPrF-v0 they show the only halfway decent cgi parts of the movie, but rest assured the cgi is hilarious. especially this one guy just getting chewed on bent over a log. his terrible acting mixed with the terrible cgi gave quite the good lol i needed from such a movie. went back and watched that part like 5 times with a friend and it just kept getting funnier every time

also, i have no idea what this is called but know i must watch it at some point. godfrey ho is genius at being retarded with ninjas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4s6zFVm9qI

[charlie chong]

lolz @ rollerskating ninjas.. i'll try find out which film it's from.i may have it already but i have about 15 godfrey ho films i grabbed that i not watched yet

[charlie chong]

yup i do have it it's
NINJA THUNDERBOLT

[drauch]

Godfrey Ho is life. My buddy once did a report on him in college.

[nash87]

yup i do have it it's
NINJA THUNDERBOLT

THANKS cc

[PinkSweets]

This has to be some of the most horrid shit I've ever seen.

The Killing of Satan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S5lcF434cw

On another note, anything from Troma Entertainment is actually good. They're all independent movies. Some of my favorites are:

Redneck Zombies (This movie has to be seen by all zombie movie fans. It's great.)
Cannibal: The Musical (From the creators of South Park)
Bugged
Buttcrack

Anything from Something Weird Video is pretty terrible.

[nash87]

i could barely sit through buttcrack. how times did someone have to say buttcrack to resurrect the buttcrack zombie in one sentence?

[moozooh]

Watched this shit today.

Billionaire named Roach desperately seeks for the secret serum which could turn an ordinary human into a superbeing. The serum is hidden in the body of young Billy Duncan. The serum can be transmitted via sexual intercourse, and that turns to be the basis of Roach's evil scheme.

It's exactly as bad as it sounds. Quite laughable, though!

[oli_lar]

edit: oops, wrong paste!

I was going to ask, I remember seeing some cheesy post apocalyptic sci fi movie where men and women were enemies in single sex tribes...anyone think what it was called?

[louisg]

I just watched Johnny Mnemonic. It was awesomely terrible. Everything about it was fudged. Bad acting, bad set design, bad acting, bad editing, muddled plot, terrible dialog, bad dated cyberpunk visuals (for when it was released).. it was stunning in it's atrociousness. Then, and this isn't exactly their fault, it takes place in 2020-something and the technology in it is pretty damn crappy compared to what we have now, which is amusing all by itself. Plus you get both Ice-T and Henry Rollins. How good is that? A must-watch, in my opinion.

[EinhanderZwei]

I just watched Johnny Mnemonic. It was awesomely terrible. Everything about it was fudged. Bad acting, bad set design, bad acting, bad editing, muddled plot, terrible dialog, bad dated cyberpunk visuals (for when it was released).. it was stunning in it's atrociousness. Then, and this isn't exactly their fault, it takes place in 2020-something and the technology in it is pretty damn crappy compared to what we have now, which is amusing all by itself. Plus you get both Ice-T and Henry Rollins. How good is that? A must-watch, in my opinion.

As horrible as this movie is (by your description), it's what I have to thank for helping me to get into cyberpunk. Being an 8-year old kid in Ukraine accidentally tripping on this on TV... at the time it was just mindblowing experience. So it may be a horrible film, but it has very large nostalgic value to me

[moozooh]

Then, and this isn't exactly their fault, it takes place in 2020-something and the technology in it is pretty damn crappy compared to what we have now, which is amusing all by itself.

Well, William Gibson is still alive, so you can complain to him directly. I'm sure he could have done better at imagining future technology 30 years ago when he wrote the story. :P

[jonny5]

Read the story, it's quite a bit different. It's in 'Burning Chrome' iirc.

[louisg]

I just watched Johnny Mnemonic.

As horrible as this movie is (by your description), it's what I have to thank for helping me to get into cyberpunk. Being an 8-year old kid in Ukraine accidentally tripping on this on TV... at the time it was just mindblowing experience. So it may be a horrible film, but it has very large nostalgic value to me

I feel kind of the same way about Freejack. Freejack is horrible, but I love it so much. It was the first R movie I saw in a theater, and I thought it was so fresh at the time. Plus, in that one, you get Mick Jagger miscast as a bounty hunter. Yeah, I'm pretty nostalgic about Freejack.

Then, and this isn't exactly their fault, it takes place in 2020-something and the technology in it is pretty damn crappy compared to what we have now, which is amusing all by itself.

Well, William Gibson is still alive, so you can complain to him directly. I'm sure he could have done better at imagining future technology 30 years ago when he wrote the story.

Hmm well it turns out he wrote the screenplay too (1995).. they could've spruced it up somewhat I think. Oh well.

[nash87]

"jennifer's body" was unfortunately, quite a good movie. if you ever watch make sure to watch the actual ending after the credits. it actually wrapped up the movie and will surprisingly leave you content with the movie. which for a sci-fi horror B movie is unheard of. there was a lot of stuff in the movie that had to be intentionally bad without a doubt. and i'm grateful for all of it. overall great funny B movie, that was actually A quality. but i think they wanted it to have the B movie tone to it. a lot of really great lines like "but i made love to you for 4 minutes." somebody got impaled and then asked "does anyone have a tampon." there was also an epic air battle which might have the funniest 2 word line in movie history.

[genecyst]

"clash of the ninja's" is an incredibly bad movie... i dunno if it's been mentioned before...

[jonny5]

"jennifer's body" was unfortunately, quite a good movie. if you ever watch make sure to watch the actual ending after the credits. it actually wrapped up the movie and will surprisingly leave you content with the movie. which for a sci-fi horror B movie is unheard of. there was a lot of stuff in the movie that had to be intentionally bad without a doubt. and i'm grateful for all of it. overall great funny B movie, that was actually A quality. but i think they wanted it to have the B movie tone to it. a lot of really great lines like "but i made love to you for 4 minutes." somebody got impaled and then asked "does anyone have a tampon." there was also an epic air battle which might have the funniest 2 word line in movie history.

I tried to watch this on Netflix the other night, but I fell asleep maybe 20 mins in. Glad to hear it was ok by the end, because to be honest, as hot as Megan Fox is, I wanted to punch her in the face after her first or second line. Man, she is a TERRIBLE actress.

Will try and re-watch it this weekend. The sad thing is my g/f won't watch anything scary so I have to watch all my scary stuff(which is all I watch really) late at night which often leads to half watched movies. At least I didn't get too far into this one, because I hate starting a movie halfway through, even if I've seen the first part; it just doesn't flow right otherwise.

[NRS]

I just watched Johnny Mnemonic. It was awesomely terrible. Everything about it was fudged. Bad acting, bad set design, bad acting, bad editing, muddled plot, terrible dialog, bad dated cyberpunk visuals (for when it was released).. it was stunning in it's atrociousness. Then, and this isn't exactly their fault, it takes place in 2020-something and the technology in it is pretty damn crappy compared to what we have now, which is amusing all by itself. Plus you get both Ice-T and Henry Rollins. How good is that? A must-watch, in my opinion.

As horrible as this movie is (by your description), it's what I have to thank for helping me to get into cyberpunk. Being an 8-year old kid in Ukraine accidentally tripping on this on TV... at the time it was just mindblowing experience. So it may be a horrible film, but it has very large nostalgic value to me

I love the movie as well. Also, you forgot to mention Dolph Lundgren as a psychotic street preacher(!).

[nash87]

I tried to watch this on Netflix the other night, but I fell asleep maybe 20 mins in. Glad to hear it was ok by the end, because to be honest, as hot as Megan Fox is, I wanted to punch her in the face after her first or second line. Man, she is a TERRIBLE actress.

Will try and re-watch it this weekend. The sad thing is my g/f won't watch anything scary so I have to watch all my scary stuff(which is all I watch really) late at night which often leads to half watched movies. At least I didn't get too far into this one, because I hate starting a movie halfway through, even if I've seen the first part; it just doesn't flow right otherwise.

the lines they give her along with her bad acting is what make a lot of the movie hilarious. there's nothing scary about this horror except megans acting fyi. so unless thats too scary for your g/f, she should be alright.

this movie isn't instant on my netflix, is it on yours? otherwise i woulda watched it a while ago