Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

A place where you can chat about anything that isn't to do with games!
User avatar
Blade
Posts: 1255
Joined: Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:24 pm
Location: Wisconsin...burr...

Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by Blade »

Okay so...I feel I've been out of the gaming loop for a long time now. Not even all that in to the latest RPGs and whatnot. There are a few games that I'm fully aware everyone hates, but at the same time, the sole reason I would play them is because of the jiggling boobs. Yes, you heard me right. I will play crappy games if the only selling point they have is sex appeal.

This ranges from PC, to PS2/PS3/PSP to....well...whatever I got.

I can't really say I've ever gotten into Visual Novels or Dating Sims...I just like my share of sexy stuff.

Bayonetta is the most recent thing I can think of, but also I got this stupid idea in my head for a Nintengirls game where you can build your own custom girlfriend or something....I don't know how many kinds of games are like that, but it would be nice to know.

So anyway...tell me what games you guys know are good. And if you're too embarassed to say you play it...that's fine too, just say you saw somebody else playing it and I'll believe you. :roll:

Also...nothing too dark and sad like gang raep scenes or bizzarre sister/mother complex stuff that seems all the rage in Japan...I'm surprised at the hentai I read nowadays...disturbing stuff. If it's light about what I mentioned above I guess that's okay...but some of the stuff I've seen/read was just too depressing...especially girls getting banged by old men. :|

Side note, I don't mind S+M games, if they are light.

That's not to say you can't talk about or post what you think about them in this thread, just that...well, I won't be too interested. :lol:

Big boobs = 8)
The world would be a better place if there were less shooters and more dot-eaters.

Jesus' BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS:
1. Pure, Mournful, Humble Heart
2. Merciful Peacemaker
3. Suffer for Righteous Desire
User avatar
oli_lar
Posts: 140
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:22 pm

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by oli_lar »

I was going to suggest Steam Hearts and Night Slave (PC-98) but SH is very graphic and whenever I play night slave I turn the porn option off so I'm not sure how strong the scenes are. The latter is a cracking game though.
User avatar
AraraSPAMWitch
Posts: 233
Joined: Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:58 am
Location: Philly
Contact:

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by AraraSPAMWitch »

Sweet topic!

I gotta recommend Gals Panic for the arcade. It's like the old arcade game Qix, only you reveal cute anime bitches instead of blocks of green and red. A noticeable improvement, if you ask me. The version I've played the most of is S2, but some of the other ones are cool too.

If you have like-minded friends, I would recommend Strip Fighter 4 and perhaps a bit of alcohol, but the game's not fun enough to warrant toiling within single player. However, it's certainly an improvement on the disappointing Street Fighter IV and there's a fat otaku with a vibrator throw, so it's 100% worth a look.
oli_lar wrote:whenever I play night slave I turn the porn option off so I'm not sure how strong the scenes are. The latter is a cracking game though.
They're pretty tame. And yes, that's a badass game.
Image
:x GET BODIED :x
User avatar
UnscathedFlyingObject
Posts: 3636
Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:59 am
Location: Uncanny Valley
Contact:

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by UnscathedFlyingObject »

Sentimental Shooting.
"Sooo, what was it that you consider a 'good salary' for a man to make?"
"They should at least make 100K to have a good life"
...
User avatar
Matsunaga
Posts: 472
Joined: Sat Feb 19, 2005 7:21 pm

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by Matsunaga »

DOA games.
“What did I had done!”
User avatar
null1024
Posts: 3823
Joined: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:52 pm
Location: ʍoquıɐɹ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo 'ǝɹǝɥʍǝɯos
Contact:

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by null1024 »

oli_lar wrote:I was going to suggest Steam Hearts and Night Slave (PC-98) but SH is very graphic and whenever I play night slave I turn the porn option off so I'm not sure how strong the scenes are. The latter is a cracking game though.
Night Slave +1, although I play with the scenes off too.
Also...nothing too dark and sad like gang raep scenes or bizzarre sister/mother complex stuff that seems all the rage in Japan...I'm surprised at the hentai I read nowadays...disturbing stuff. If it's light about what I mentioned above I guess that's okay...but some of the stuff I've seen/read was just too depressing...especially girls getting banged by old men.
*cough*Mai-Chan's Daily Life*cough* ^_^
Come check out my website, I guess. Random stuff I've worked on over the last two decades.
User avatar
AraraSPAMWitch
Posts: 233
Joined: Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:58 am
Location: Philly
Contact:

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by AraraSPAMWitch »

null1024 wrote: *cough*Mai-Chan's Daily Life*cough* ^_^
8) :twisted: :twisted: IT'S AWWWWWWRIGHT! :twisted: :twisted: 8)
Image
:x GET BODIED :x
User avatar
beam
Posts: 180
Joined: Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:40 pm

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by beam »

Saa Ushida is a megaman/ metal slug that game worth playing. There's some big tits chararcters to rescue but, even without that, it's a great run and gun game. Fast game play, lots of shooting, that's where it's at !
Links :
faq and an english translation of the menu
demo

There's a sort of sequel, known as Spanner Chan : demo.

Video of both games there.


It's on hyatus because of Saikyo Goshujinsama -Mighty My Master-, a Guardian Heroes style brawler. Download the hentai less demo there.
Blade wrote:Big boobs = 8)
every game is chara designed by a really BIG boobs fan ...
User avatar
Obiwanshinobi
Posts: 7470
Joined: Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:14 am

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by Obiwanshinobi »

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (I'd like whoever sculptured these statues to decorate my castle too), Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance, Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 1&2...
Recently in Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure the evil lady's boobs caught my attention.
The rear gate is closed down
The way out is cut off

Image
User avatar
CStarFlare
Posts: 3022
Joined: Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:41 am

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by CStarFlare »

Obiwanshinobi wrote:Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (I'd like whoever sculptured these statues to decorate my castle too),
Haha I remember playing that and being like



does that statue have a penis?
Restart Syndrome::
Shmup leaderboards and Video Index! | My score history on RS
User avatar
Obiwanshinobi
Posts: 7470
Joined: Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:14 am

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by Obiwanshinobi »

CStarFlare wrote:
Obiwanshinobi wrote:Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (I'd like whoever sculptured these statues to decorate my castle too),
Haha I remember playing that and being like



does that statue have a penis?
Not THOSE statues.
The rear gate is closed down
The way out is cut off

Image
PC Engine Fan X!
Posts: 9085
Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:32 pm

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by PC Engine Fan X! »

There are some big busted gals in Sammy's "Sexy Reaction Pachinko" series, especially the first one. They are listed under the following proper names:

Sexy Reaction Pachinko 1 -- has more hand-drawn animation compared to it's sequel.

Sexy Reaction Pachinko 2

Give them both a spin with Mame/Mame32 emulation. The actual arcade PCBs of both games are running on the SSV arcade platform and support Sammy's optional rumble effect endowed pachinko control panel setup. You can play them both with either a proper pachinko controller setup or just use a regular digital-based arcade joystick (via dipswitch setting).

Protip: If you play either SRP-1 or SRP-2 SSV PCBs with a traditional candy cab control panel that has both 1P & 2P joysticks mounted in place, you can progress through the entire pachinko gaming session much quicker if you press a certain button on the 2P side. Find out which one it is.

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~
User avatar
louisg
Posts: 2897
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:27 pm
Location: outer richmond
Contact:

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by louisg »

Humans, think about what you have done
User avatar
Alec
Posts: 410
Joined: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:08 pm

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by Alec »

Deathsmiles
User avatar
MX7
Posts: 3224
Joined: Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:46 pm
Location: Cambridge
Contact:

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by MX7 »

I wrote out a big post with lots of flouncy rationale, but deleted it, so here is a truncated version:

Fatal Relations DS port (Google) - Nice and bleak, reminds me of the way that sex is utilised as a distancing device in films such as Crash and Ai No Corrida

Saya No Uta - Ignoring the loli shit, this really is a fantastic concept. One of the most oppressive horror games I've ever played.
User avatar
Ed Oscuro
Posts: 18654
Joined: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:13 pm
Location: uoıʇɐɹnƃıɟuoɔ ɯǝʇsʎs

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by Ed Oscuro »

CStarFlare wrote:
Obiwanshinobi wrote:Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (I'd like whoever sculptured these statues to decorate my castle too),
Haha I remember playing that and being like



does that statue have a penis?
The American tourist who blushes at the statue of David in Florence.

:oops:

(And actually his is smaller than it should be proportional to the body...)

Thread is kind of failing on the "perverted" part. Also on the "worth" part because while Spanner Chan looks adorable the levels look failure and what the fuck at "bonus hit." Contra doesn't need that shit; you bet Mega Man and Power Blade don't either.

How about that NDS release with the SNK bunny girl caravan shooting minigame? I know a few people picked it up just for the shooting minigame.
User avatar
Kiel
Posts: 476
Joined: Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:45 pm
Location: St. Paul, MN
Contact:

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by Kiel »

Steam Heart's all the way 8)
User avatar
ZOM
Posts: 2091
Joined: Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:21 pm
Location: ǝʇɐןoɔoɥɔ & ǝsǝǝɥɔ

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by ZOM »

Ed Oscuro wrote:How about that NDS release with the SNK bunny girl caravan shooting minigame? I know a few people picked it up just for the shooting minigame.
Star Radish? AFAIK it's just one level of star soldier rip-off, except easier. :)
.
Image
.
Ex-Cyber
Posts: 1401
Joined: Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:43 am

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by Ex-Cyber »

Ed Oscuro wrote:
CStarFlare wrote:
Obiwanshinobi wrote:Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (I'd like whoever sculptured these statues to decorate my castle too),
Haha I remember playing that and being like



does that statue have a penis?
The American tourist who blushes at the statue of David in Florence.

:oops:

(And actually his is smaller than it should be proportional to the body...)
There's actually been some discussion about that, as it's pretty common in Renaissance art and in the ancient art that inspired it. One interpretation I've seen is that penis size was correlated not with masculinity (the testes apparently served that role), bur rather with brutishness or animal nature. If the statue was meant to portray David before his battle with Goliath, as is commonly believed, this would fit perfectly since that battle is often used to symbolize a triumph of skill/intelligence/righteousness over sheer size/force.

Anyway, back on topic: Lady Killer is a fun game with a reasonably unique concept, and IIRC it has a DIP switch to choose between risqué and nude/perverted modes to suit varying tastes/laws. :)
User avatar
Obiwanshinobi
Posts: 7470
Joined: Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:14 am

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by Obiwanshinobi »

Nazis brought depictions of human penis in western art back to the natural proportions.
There was a flash game about killing the bugs spawned by a vagina monster with cumshots (or something like that). It was black and white with a hint of red if I remember correctly. No T&A, though.
The rear gate is closed down
The way out is cut off

Image
User avatar
Drum
Banned User
Posts: 2116
Joined: Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:01 pm

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by Drum »

Fire up MAME and play:

Disco Boy. Somebody put a remarkable amount of effort into designing the gameplay of this.
Gonta the Diver 2/Lady Killer: Ditto.
Miss Bubble 2: Hilarious bootleg of Bubble Bobble with nudie pictures in the background. Mystifying.
I'm not sure if there was ever a Miss Bubble 1.
IGMO - Poorly emulated, never beaten.

Hi-score thread: http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=34327
User avatar
Despatche
Posts: 4253
Joined: Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:05 pm

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by Despatche »

Arcana Heart 3, Vanguard Princess, so on. "Perverted".

Whoopee!! There is game here.
AraraSPAMWitch wrote:It's like the old arcade game Qix, only you reveal cute anime bitches instead of blocks of green and red.
You don't "reveal" in Qix, you "claim areas". Most sequels change this to "reveal".
Rage Pro, Rage Fury, Rage MAXX!
User avatar
Shatterhand
Posts: 4097
Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:01 am
Location: Rio de Janeiro - Brazil
Contact:

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by Shatterhand »

Well, whenever I think about "hentai good games", I think of Gem'X on Amiga:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV13R1hxHNQ


Well, it's a german game trying too hard to look japanese, and it has some badly drawn manga naked chicks at the end of each stage.


But the game is utterly awesome, one of the most brilliant puzzles games for 1 player I ever played. And the music is just... just out of this world. Fantastic.

Not sure if it's what you're looking for though :) The "porn" part of it is pretty lame :D
Image
Danza
Posts: 162
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:27 am

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by Danza »

Violated Heroine. Lightning Warrior Raidy. Sengoku Rance.

As someone said earlier, Saya no Uta is extremely grim and oppressive. It is a VN but only takes 5 hours or so to complete.

YinYang Xchange Alternative is a fun and perverted VN. You're a guy who drinks a strange medicine by mistake and wakes up the next day as a woman. It's pretty delicious genderswap (but it's not like a really good VN).

I really like VNs and not even really for the H stuff. It's easy to avoid nukiges. Just don't download games with names like The Maiden Rape Assault-Violent Semen Inferno. Uhhhhhhg.
User avatar
Obiwanshinobi
Posts: 7470
Joined: Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:14 am

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by Obiwanshinobi »

Shatterhand wrote:Well, it's a german game trying too hard to look japanese, and it has some badly drawn manga naked chicks at the end of each stage.
It's from the makers of Apidya, isn't it? Truth be told, those few porny anime shows I saw didn't have much better drawings. Now imagine Slut Gril anime with Golden Boy production values... That would be ero-hilarious.
Danza wrote:Just don't download games with names like The Maiden Rape Assault-Violent Semen Inferno.
How about Attacker You!? Sounds dodgy.
The rear gate is closed down
The way out is cut off

Image
User avatar
LtC
Posts: 571
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:03 pm
Location: Finland
Contact:

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by LtC »

Cobra Mission: Panic in Cobra City was pretty awesome back in the day.

I don't know how well the game has aged to this day, I was well under 10 years old when I played through the game for the first time. At least the music was great. I believe it was the first H game to be translated to english as well.
User avatar
Ganelon
Posts: 4413
Joined: Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:43 am

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by Ganelon »

Speaking of Megatech, Metal & Lace (Ningyou Tsukai) and its sequel Ningyou Tsukai 2 (which looks much better and has much better fighting mechanics than the first albeit without the 1-player customization). There are plenty of decent all-female fighters like Pretty Fighter, VG, Asuka 120%, and now Arcana Heart but they're not really perverted.
User avatar
greg
Posts: 1854
Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:10 am
Location: Gunma-ken, Japan
Contact:

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by greg »

Wow, Night Slave is like Assault Suits Valken! I'd like to play that.
Image
Undamned is the leading English-speaking expert on the consolized UD-CPS2 because he's the one who made it.
User avatar
Shatterhand
Posts: 4097
Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:01 am
Location: Rio de Janeiro - Brazil
Contact:

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by Shatterhand »

It's from the makers of Apidya, isn't it?
Yep. Apidya also has some strangely drawn manga art in the intro. But in-game gfx on both Apidya and Gem'X are excellent (Not to mention the music is extremely awesome in both games).
Image
User avatar
oli_lar
Posts: 140
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:22 pm

Re: Perverted Games WORTH playing. (NSFW obviously).

Post by oli_lar »

greg wrote:Wow, Night Slave is like Assault Suits Valken! I'd like to play that.
You should, it is good. Aquales on X68000 is another kind of similar one, that also has a Bionic Commando style hook. If you are interested you can find a review through my blog here (linking to it as it contains a bit of advice, not just shamless self promotion :lol: ) http://x68000archive.blogspot.com/2010/ ... exact.html
Post Reply