charlie chong wrote:IF A SEXY GHOST OR ALIEN FORCED HERSELF UPON YOU WOULD YOU LET HER RIDE YOR PENIS??
Yes, but with two conditions:
1) as long as she looked like Natasha Henstridge from Species (the human form, not the alien form),
2) as long as she didn't try to tear me to pieces.
Games. Consoles never get headaches or periods, like the waifu may. (Apologies to all members whose chromosomes end in XX). And you don't need pills to keep your gaming mojo going.
Have you ever taken revenge on someone? (And how?)
ha ha yes. Mostley exgrilfriends get the brunt of my vengence. I am the biggest bitch I know and im quite capable of cutting down women in a really bad and scathing way. i.e Saying they are fat with out using the phrase your fat.
when was the last time a girl hit you? Not in a sexy way im talking about full on rage wants to hit your weak point for maximum damage type hit?
i was in gym at high school playing volleyball, i spiked it nice and hard and this chick totally missed it. when we changed sides she punched me in the back with what felt like full force. i was like wtf! that was actually a pretty hard punch. i hated the preppy cunt to begin with so i threw the ball right at her face, not hard but still just enough to hit her with enough force to put her back in her face. it connected...and then she cried! and tried to have me written up. the coach was like "you hit him first...and he didn't throw the ball with half the effort you put in that punch. you both apologize or you both get written up. but you (points at the girl) apologize first!"
so, long story short, i lifted up my shirt 2 female co-workers last night one was 30's the other 50's maybe 60's and the older one did the same right back! she actually had a real nice pair...so...whens the last time you flashed someone or have been flashed?
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nash87 wrote:
...so...whens the last time you flashed someone or have been flashed?
When I was about 18: London, sunny day on the top of a double decker bus at the back, coming back from Surrey Quays. There were a couple of people toward the front of the bus facing the other way, but otherwise it was fairly empty. My GF wanted to go for it (as you do when you're teens, any old place will do) so she leant her over the seat in front, yanked up her skirt etc. All was going well, just somehow we didn't factor in the other double decker bus coming in the other direction which was packed with people, all of whom stared wide-eyed as they passed by about a foot away from the window.
Apparently too embarassing to answer, for everyone, for a whole day. This includes me.
Let's try something non-sexual: have you ever cried watching a cartoon?
Q) Would you rather be King Kong or Godzilla? Why?
A) King Kong, b/c it's socially acceptable for apes to masturbate in public. In fact, I don't even think Godzilla has a dick. I would miss out on the fire breathing and destroying Japanese cities though.
Q: What's your favorite way to kill time at work?
EDIT: Must reply to this
have you ever cried watching a cartoon?
Made a friend watch Grave of the Fireflies on mushrooms after a big night out while I crashed. 15 years later, he still brings it up from time to time. Not sure what emotions he went through, but none were good.
RegalSin wrote:New PowerPuff Girls. They all have evil pornstart eyelashes.
Ed Oscuro wrote:Well, one of those wishes would be for zoos to be sexier.
( You so wasted that question!! )
A: Beef, because ham is for Thai ladyboys.
Q: Can you name something so embarrasing it makes you cringe every time you think about it?
A) Yes, Having my dick sucked by a hairy bloke infront of everyone at work. That'd be... ok well maybe it would be more shameful than embarrasing but I wouldnt like it none the less.
Q) The impending zompocalypse has finally arrived; do you A) Round up a posse and waste them all, B) round up a posse to catch them and do "bio research" or C) Make sweet dirty zombie love and try to create the next evolution in the human genome?
The universe is neither hostile nor friendly, simply indifferent.
Even without my umbillical cable attached I still have over 12,000 plates of fortified armour AND I have my AT Field! There's NO WAY I can lose!!
I would do A if I was wanting to milk the movie rights after it was all said in done, but in reality it would be D) run like a total vaj and live in the mountains.
Q) Funnest year of your life.... and why? (I clearly remember which one mine was, but can hardly remember anything from it.)
RegalSin wrote:New PowerPuff Girls. They all have evil pornstart eyelashes.
A: 2003 - I quit my office job, sold all of my worldly possessions and moved to Kiev, Ukraine on a whim. Lived like a total fucking millionaire for a year (in a 3rd world country, mind you). 390-odd days of cheap beer and pussy. It was awesome. I felt like a warlord.
rancor wrote:Q: Best album cover of all time. Post a pic.
The Bar-Kays - "Too Hot To Stop"
The album is completely awesome. I bought it because of the cover, but the funk is unstoppable. Titles like "White House Orgee", "Shake Your Rump To The Funk" etc.
Q: Did you ever have your erection measured by someone else than yourself?
Ruldra wrote:Q: If you had a holodeck, what's the first thing you'd simulate?
A: Probably an orgee with me as the only guy and all the girls I've met so far then stored in my "pleasure center". Hey, I'm a guy after all.
Q: If you could kill someone and get away with it, who's your mark?
Ruldra wrote:Q: If you had a holodeck, what's the first thing you'd simulate?
A: Probably an orgee with me as the only guy and all the girls I've met so far then stored in my "pleasure center". Hey, I'm a guy after all.
Q: If you could kill someone and get away with it, who's your mark?
Whoever I can get an airtight life insurance policy on. Which is probably my fat, lazy roommate. Induced heart attack, everyone would buy it.
If you had to kill someone and you knew you were going to jail for it, who'd be worth it?
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njiska wrote:If you had to kill someone and you knew you were going to jail for it, who'd be worth it?
The sole precog at Precrime who had the knowledge I was going to commit the murder...not a very rewarding murder though. Ack, paradoxes! (was actually writing an answer, should've ignored yours lol)
Q: It's your first date. You're deciding on a restaurant. Do you pick cheap, or something almost out of your budget?
A: Haha, I actually have picked something almost out of my budget before, the girl who clearly had never been to a place as nice was amazed that there was a piano player in the dining room. Then before we got the bill I asked her if she was ready to go "we are going to walk very fast out of here, okay?" (implying that we weren't going to pay) and she got all nervous like I was serious, ahhh good date! Lasted about 4 months, best 4 months of my life! ;_;
Q: What is your worst housemate experience, and did you kick the person out after, or resolve the issue?
"I've had quite a few pcbs of Fire Shark over time, and none of them cost me over £30 - so it won't break the bank by any standards." ~Malc
Came home one Xmas eve to find my roommate had decided to sit around in the living room smoking meth all weekend....nice, right? For those lucky enough to not know, the smell is something like a cloud of pepper spray, if pepper spray smelled like bleach, burning eyes/skin and all.
This was the final straw(not even the worst shit he had done), so told him he had to move out.
Fast forward towards the end of the month. I get home and go to make dinner; where's all our kitchen stuff?
Buddy had packed up everything in the kitchen, even though none of it was his. I unpacked it all and put it away and made sure he understood what was and wasnt his.
I went to bed.
Got up and he was gone and so was all the kitchen stuff. He even took some food from the fridge.
Asshole! Saw him a few years back and he looked so bad I couldn't even get mad at him.
Q: What's the strangest thing a co-worker has ever said when asked 'what did you do on the weekend?'
He said he went to Amsterdam, nailed some girls, got high; got high while nailing a girl, and nailed a girl while getting high. It was odd because he always struck us as very, very vanilla.
Have you ever gone to work/school on your day off, thinking it was a normal working day?
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she actually had a real nice pair...so...whens the last time you flashed someone or have been flashed?
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