Why will your team win STGT 2010?

[njiska]

Because if '80s movies taught me anything it's that the spunky underdogs will always triumph over the talented/rich/foreign kids.

[MX7]

If we can play shmups on a fag ash encrusted ElectroCoin, then I'm pretty certain we can win STGT2010.

[Dragoforce]

fag ash

I love you brits and your strange use of words.

[MX7]

fag ash

I love you brits and your strange use of words.

Lol, we have a lot of them. In case I've offended anyone, I'm referring to cigarette ash

[P_HAT]

WHO IS THE GUY ON MY AVATOR?!

[GaijinPunch]

Fuck everyone except my team.

That's why we'll win.

[Dragoforce]

Fuck everyone except my team.

That's why we'll win.

By giving us all AIDS?

[DMC]

If it was about winning, 90% of these teams wouldn't even exist.

That said, the society will win because we analyze the games at the very deepest level. A monograph will probably be published for each and every game in the tournament. We will find connections between these games and such thinkers as Husserl, Heidigger, and Marx, which will be evident in our scores.

[Jockel]

If it was about winning, 90% of these teams wouldn't even exist.

That said, the society will win because we analyze the games at the very deepest level. A monograph will probably be published for each and every game in the tournament. We will find connections between these games and such thinkers as Husserl, Heidigger, and Marx, which will be evident in our scores.

I'd love to read a Schopenhauer/Deathsmiles connection.

[Dragoforce]

That said, the society will win because we analyze the games at the very deepest level. A monograph will probably be published for each and every game in the tournament. We will find connections between these games and such thinkers as Husserl, Heidigger, and Marx, which will be evident in our scores.

Sponsored by Icycalm?

[sven666]

Fuck everyone except my team.

That's why we'll win.

now thats some mothafuckin teamspirit right there!!

[sikraiken]

We've decided to put a lot more emphasis on "Massacre" this year.

[dsheinem]

We will win because....

We'll be climbin' in your windows snatchin' your people up trying to rape ya. So ya need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband 'cause we'll be rapin' everybody up in here.

And by "rape" I mean embarrassingly outscore.

Also, Octopod has eight arms so we have an unfair advantage.

[Ruldra]

So ya need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband 'cause we'll be rapin' everybody up in here.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=402596

[emphatic]

Fuck everyone except my team.

That's why we'll win.

now thats some mothafuckin teamspirit right there!!

So, basically, anyone who's not on your team is a MILF?

[The Coop]

Because we're going to fuck every two-bit cold sore-littered crack whore in every city across this great nation!



...

Wait... isn't this STD 2010? No?

Shit wrong forum.

[Skyline]

Because FUCK YOU, MOM!

[Ruldra]

Fuck everyone except my team.

You guys should change your team name to Team Assfuck.

[eckart]

They don`t change it, because they are loosers.

[Octopod]

Yeah, you are so dumb, you are really dumb, fo' real.

[Skyline]

y'all just mad cuz we stylin' on you

[Zigfried the Trizealot]

Zebra Gunforce 2 will win, but I'm not quite sure why. I'll let you know once I figure it out.

//Zig

[eckart]

Octopod, thanks for remember me on that!

[gs68]

So what superplayer is TCACTRM going to have play for them for 1 week this year?

[Aguilar]

We will win because....
We'll be climbin' in your windows snatchin' your people up trying to rape ya. So ya need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband 'cause we'll be rapin' everybody up in here.

Oh the people of the wonderful state of AL....

[Skykid]

We won't win, but we're going to have a blast losing.

[Ed Oscuro]

My team will win STGT because we have foreseen the eventuality of the tournament actually starting sometime a couple days before Ragnarök, and we will maintain an order of philosophers, in secret if need be, until that day.

[KBZ]

BREAKING NEW!!



Canadian Prime Minister Stephen "the sweater" Harper has announced the purchase of $9 billion on 65

F-35 Lightning II Joint Strike Fighter Jets. Pledges new alliance with the League of Generally Nice People.

Also, Lightning II Joint Strike Fighter is an awesome shmup name...

Weather at 10pm..

[njiska]

A: That is an awesome picture
B: You link to a picture of him with a kitten, only he looks like he's ready to torture it which is even MORE awesome.
C: Finally some new equipment for our grossly under supplied armed forces. Replace the Sea Kings like we should have done in '93 and all will be right with this world.

Basically your post is filled with pure win. But you're still going down in STGT!

[spadgy]

Five out of seven of our team managed to gather in the same place at the same time last weekend, down at the arcade. Our knack for physical proximity and touching guarantees us the win.

The other two from our team will be shot at the end of the tournament.