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Schrodinger's cat wrote:There's also 'Leprechaun 4: In Space' if 'Back 2 Tha Hood' wasn't good enough for you.

Also 3 pages already and no mention of Riki-Oh yet? Seriously?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMKN1tYknE
in back to tha hood the leprechaun rapes this huge tranny, brilliant!

I forgot about riki-oh, that movie was jawsome
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ninja vs mafia
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new discovery for me

DEATH RING

STARRING DON SWAYZE ,MIKE NORRIS AND CHAD MCQUEEN

CELEBRITY RELATIVE OVERLOAD

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106688/
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This thread reminded me of the Black Circle Boys. It's a mid-90's movie loosely based on Ricky Kasso, the Acid King. It's about the new kid in school falling in with a group drug doin', heavy metal listenin' satan worshippers and is just all kinds of awesome.
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MY MIND HAS OFFISHIALLY BEAN BLOWN

THIS FILM IS MY NEW FAVOURITE GOOD BAD FILM

KILLERS INVINCIBLE AKA NINJA SQUAD AKA SUPER NINJA AKA KILLERS INVISIBLE AKA 5 ELEMENT NINJA'S

SO AWESOME


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0188764/
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REVENGE OF NINJA

NO NINJAS BUT THERE IS SOME ZOMBIES AND MAD MAX LOOKING DUDES ALSO MAGIC.
I WATCHED THE HOLE FILM TWICE AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095995/
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This is an edit of the last fight from Undefeatable. remixed with terry bogard and ryu noises. I've come to accept this as the real version of the video, it's so much better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpR03HQeTA
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I liked The Wraith quite a bit growing up, I'm sure its aged horribly.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-wraith,39041/
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Jon wrote:I liked The Wraith quite a bit growing up, I'm sure its aged horribly.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-wraith,39041/
haha...+1...had this on VHS as a kid
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Jon wrote:I liked The Wraith quite a bit growing up, I'm sure its aged horribly.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-wraith,39041/
Aww man, they rereleased this on DVD? I've gotta grab a copy. I used to always see this sunday afternoons on random stations when I was a kid. It was still just as fun the last time I watched it a few years ago.
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THE EXECUTIONER PART 2
WHERE DO I START??
FIRST OF ALL THERE IS NO EXECUTIONER PART 1 :lol:
NO ONE EXPLAINS WHY OR WHAT THEY'RE GOIN TO DO THEY JUST DO IT..
OMG THE ACTION SCENES ARE SO INEPT JESUS WEPT
USING GRENADES TO BLOW UP STREET PUNKS IS OVERKILL
THE SOUNDTRACK IS AMAZING THO !
THIS FILM IS UP THERE WITH GODFREY HO MASTERPIECES FOR TRUE BADNESS

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dang that's actually got a good rating which is very hard to acheive on imdb.
indonesian/phillipino made too so you know it's gonna be mindblowingly bad 8)
MUST TRACK DOWN

EDIT AHH ARIZAL EVERY FILM THIS GUY MAKES IS CRAZY
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the village

BY FAR one of the worst movies I've ever seen..I've never seen so many people walk out of a theatre in my life
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The Crippled Masters

This is a story about two men, one without arms and the other without legs, getting their revenge on their evil master who disabled them.

And yes, they combine Voltron style. 8)
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Fuzzypants wrote:the village

BY FAR one of the worst movies I've ever seen..I've never seen so many people walk out of a theatre in my life
try going to a movie with subtitles. Half the audience leaves when the first word is spoken
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nash87 wrote:
Fuzzypants wrote:the village

BY FAR one of the worst movies I've ever seen..I've never seen so many people walk out of a theatre in my life
try going to a movie with subtitles. Half the audience leaves when the first word is spoken
LOL speaking of that I saw the movie "Hero" (the one Tarantino brought over from china) when it came over here in new york the entire movie was spoken in Mandarin so we had to read subtitles. People were still hushing people for talking. lol your reading subtitles I couldn't imagine more then 2 people in that crowd understood Mandarin.
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Riki-Ou / Riki-Oh / The Story of Ricky
At one point someone commits seppuku just so he can strangle a man with his colon.

Can't remember if someone mentioned Hakaider and Zeiram in this thread but if so you suck those are great.
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Fuzzypants wrote:the village

BY FAR one of the worst movies I've ever seen..I've never seen so many people walk out of a theatre in my life
Of the few movies I've seen in the theater over the years, "Dracula: Dead and Loving It" has to be one of the most memorable - other than myself and a friend, there were only 2 other people there, and they walked out within a half hour. For the rest of the time my friend literally ran around the theater and had a grand old time.
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BulletMagnet wrote:
Fuzzypants wrote:the village

BY FAR one of the worst movies I've ever seen..I've never seen so many people walk out of a theatre in my life
Of the few movies I've seen in the theater over the years, "Dracula: Dead and Loving It" has to be one of the most memorable - other than myself and a friend, there were only 2 other people there, and they walked out within a half hour. For the rest of the time my friend literally ran around the theater and had a grand old time.
lol nothing like running around in the theater...I use to go to the theater just to play the arcade (yes we have no arcades in my great state of connecticut that arent broken) forget the movies
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NINJA THE PROTECTOR

ANOTHER GODFREY HO MASTERPEACE. DEFINITELY UP THERE WITH NINJA TERMINATOR AS ONE OF THE MORE WATCHABLE ONES EVEN THO THE PLOT IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE.I THINK THEY CUT UP 3 MOVIES FOR THIS ONE.
THE END SEQUENCE FEATURES RICHARD HARRISON AND THE FAT NINJA JOUSTING WITH NINJA WEAPONS WHILE RIDING SPORTSBIKES!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0199861/
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charlie chong wrote:BAD OR GOOD YOO DECIDE???


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I saw this a while ago. It's a masterpiece.

Also "Flight of the living dead: outbreak on a plane"
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G.B.H

THIS WEEKS AWESOMELY BAD FILM DELIVERS ON ALL LEVELS FOR ME.
IF YUO COULD IMAGINE CORONATION STREET MIXED WITH BERGERAC AND RISE OF THE FOOTSOLDIER BUT SHOT ON 80S BETAMAXX CAMCORDER WITH DEADPAN DELIVERY ON A BUDGET OF NOTHING THEN YOR HALFWAY THERE

THE LEAD STAR CLIFF TWEMLOW IS A LEGEND AND EVEN COMPOSED SOME OF THE LIBRARY MUSIC USED IN DAWN OF THE DEAD AS WELL AS THIS FILM! GANGSTEUR !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cliff_Twemlow

THIS FILM DELIVERS SO MUCH EMOTIONAL CONTENT I CRIED ABOUT 6 TIMES I ALSO LAUGHED WITH JOY AND A LITTLE BIT OF PEE PEE CAME OUT MY PEANUT

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0456960/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MznTAWMghqo

Goddamn Gary Busey rocks. I remember watching some movie where he slammed a drug dealer's head into a pile of cocaine (poetic justice) and finished him off with a haymaker while he was in a daze. I would pay good money to watch Gary Busey and Rip Torn, in their primes, have sex with each other.
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JoshF wrote:Riki-Ou / Riki-Oh / The Story of Ricky
At one point someone commits seppuku just so he can strangle a man with his colon.
That's a true classic. The last fight scene is definitely the best part; the first time I watched this, the entire audience laughed hysterically for at least a minute straight.
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JoshF wrote:Image
That movie sounds amazing.
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JoshF wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MznTAWMghqo

Goddamn Gary Busey rocks. I remember watching some movie where he slammed a drug dealer's head into a pile of cocaine (poetic justice) and finished him off with a haymaker while he was in a daze. I would pay good money to watch Gary Busey and Rip Torn, in their primes, have sex with each other.
WERD GARY BUSEY IS A DON . DERANGED COKEHEAD ACTORS ARE THE BEST. I ALSO PUT CHARLIE SHEEN AND DENNIS HOPPER IN THIS CATEGORY.
IM SURE I SEEN SOME EASTERN EURO FILM WITH GARY BUSEY ON T.V THAT WAS WELL STRANGE BUT I DODN'T CATCH THE NAME
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JoshF wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MznTAWMghqo

Goddamn Gary Busey rocks.
Seeing as how we're on the topic of gary busey...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiWyiA77qzg

Gary...Busey...is.......the GINGERDEAD MAN!!! :shock:
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Millard Findelmeyer! You just know Busey is the one who came up with that.

Also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F73_nmanbVM
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