Question for any experts on weed...

Milkgoat · Post by **Milkgoat** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:41 pm

I was drunk and smoked some like a dumbass (only 2 hits though), and now my dad is on my ass to find a job.

So what I need to know is how long does it truly take to get out of your system, and what are some good tricks to get it out fast? Also, I heard that if you don't smoke often, it leaves your system faster, and the last time I smoked before this was November. Is there any truth to this?

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:45 pm

why do you need it out of your system to find a job....is drug testing part of the interview process?

after a week it cannot be detected in a piss test

and no....frequency of use has nothing to do with how fast your body cleans it out of your system

antron · Post by **antron** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:55 pm

Milkgoat wrote:Also, I heard that if you don't smoke often, it leaves your system faster, and the last time I smoked before this was November. Is there any truth to this?

yes

how long it take depends on how long and and how much you've been building it up.

2 hits takes about 1 week, but give it 2.

years worth may take months, especially if you have lots of fat.

The n00b · Post by **The n00b** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:20 pm

Blame this shit on Rivers Cuomo. Ever since the remastered Blue Album hit, he's been on a song changing spree. I heard that it is especially bad with the Red Album.

Milkgoat · Post by **Milkgoat** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:39 pm

Yeah, where I'm wanting to work has a mandatory drug test. Will drinking a lot of water, green tea, vinegar, pickle juice, etc actually help get it out faster?

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:40 pm

Milkgoat wrote:Yeah, where I'm wanting to work has a mandatory drug test. Will drinking a lot of water, green tea, vinegar, pickle juice, etc actually help get it out faster?

2 hits in your whole life? It won't show up on a piss test the next day. It's stored in your fat cells, so it's kind of "deep" in your system. Can't comment on hair tests. If you are paranoid though, just drink a shitload of water.

If the test comes back positive, swear they've fucked up b/c you've 'never touched it' but have gone to concerts. By the time you retake the test it will definitely be out. I still think youre safe as a kitten.

Milkgoat · Post by **Milkgoat** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:44 pm

not 2 hits in my whole life, just that night. But either way, thanks you guys. Now I don't have to drown myself anymore.

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:49 pm

Like GP said, it's stored in your fat cells, so the heavier your use, the longer it takes to get out of your system. If only smoke sporadically, and you only took two hits, you'll be fine in a week, ir not a few days.

Edit: Drinking lots of water doesn't get it out faster, but drinkihng a lot of water before the test will dilute any THC in the specimen, sometimes below the testing threshold. If it's too watery though, they might ask you to try back another day and not drink so much water.

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:03 pm

I heard drinking 11 litres of water in an hour will surely eliminate every trace of THC in your system...

(disclaimer: by reading this statement you agree that i don't take responsibility for any death by following the suggestion above)

Shelcoof · Post by **Shelcoof** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:52 pm

Jockel wrote:I heard drinking 11 litres of water in an hour will surely eliminate every trace of THC in your system...

(disclaimer: by reading this statement you agree that i don't take responsibility for any death by following the suggestion above)

wonders what the survival rate for that solution is

UnscathedFlyingObject · Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:10 pm

You'd probably survive but have a serious case of the diarrhea.

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:17 pm

Nope, you will die of hyper-hydration, as large amount of water will reverse the electrolyte cycle of your cells.

I think somebody recently died of that in a "hold your pee to win a Wii" contest.

Shelcoof · Post by **Shelcoof** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:49 pm

CIT wrote:Nope, you will die of hyper-hydration, as large amount of water will reverse the electrolyte cycle of your cells.

I think somebody recently died of that in a "hold your pee to win a Wii" contest.

it wasn't recent but it did happen.

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:30 pm

Thats why i put the disclaimer there

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:42 pm

Shelcoof wrote:
CIT wrote:Nope, you will die of hyper-hydration, as large amount of water will reverse the electrolyte cycle of your cells.

I think somebody recently died of that in a "hold your pee to win a Wii" contest.
it wasn't recent but it did happen.

wait that wasnt a joke?

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:53 pm

losing your life for a wii console of all things - that's some sort of joke

(there was a more recent story of a woman who died from some crazy ass diet and she did drink 10 litres of water a day, i think that's what CIT might've been thinking of)

professor ganson · Post by **professor ganson** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:55 pm

I have a different question: How serious are lung cancer risks for occasional use (just a bit 2-3 times a month)?

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:55 pm

no there really was this contest at a british radio station. a year later it happened again... you'd think people got the message by now.

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:59 pm

oooh since were on the subject I did a shit load of Ket, five lines of coke, A baggie of shrooms a couple of toads and lots of alcohol a couple of weeks back. I'm my own boss and there are no drug tests to speak of (at least that I know of) should I be worried?

captpain · Post by **captpain** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:24 pm

Get a lot of exercise and drink a lot of water. Apart from that, you'll just have to wait.

Post by **undamned** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:49 pm

Milkgoat wrote:I was drunk and smoked some like a dumbass (only 2 hits though), and now my dad is on my ass to find a job.

As a direct result? If so, lol.
-ud

Shelcoof · Post by **Shelcoof** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:00 pm

Jockel wrote:no there really was this contest at a british radio station. a year later it happened again... you'd think people got the message by now.

holy crap it happened twice? I heard of the incident when the Wii first came out but a 2nd time?

`Throwdown · Post by **`Throwdown** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:56 pm

GaijinPunch wrote:
Milkgoat wrote:Yeah, where I'm wanting to work has a mandatory drug test. Will drinking a lot of water, green tea, vinegar, pickle juice, etc actually help get it out faster?
2 hits in your whole life? It won't show up on a piss test the next day. It's stored in your fat cells, so it's kind of "deep" in your system. Can't comment on hair tests. If you are paranoid though, just drink a shitload of water.

If the test comes back positive, swear they've fucked up b/c you've 'never touched it' but have gone to concerts. By the time you retake the test it will definitely be out. I still think youre safe as a kitten.

Exactly. Vingar shots, and bottles of water will have your "2 hits" out in a days time.

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:23 pm

professor ganson wrote:I have a different question: How serious are lung cancer risks for occasional use (just a bit 2-3 times a month)?

The carcinogenic levels are the debated part. Some say high, some say none. Fox News Story. I'd say for occasional use, the benefits would far outweigh the handful of detriments. If you're worried about the lungs, there's always brownies.

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:54 pm

The n00b wrote:Blame this shit on Rivers Cuomo. Ever since the remastered Blue Album hit, he's been on a song changing spree. I heard that it is especially bad with the Red Album.

Wrong thread?

robthebanks · Post by **robthebanks** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:48 am

good luck with the job

professor ganson · Post by **professor ganson** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:31 am

GaijinPunch wrote:
professor ganson wrote:I have a different question: How serious are lung cancer risks for occasional use (just a bit 2-3 times a month)?
The carcinogenic levels are the debated part. Some say high, some say none. Fox News Story. I'd say for occasional use, the benefits would far outweigh the handful of detriments. If you're worried about the lungs, there's always brownies.

Very interesting link, thanks. I know what you mean by the cost-benefit point. I think there are genuine benefits for some.

captpain · Post by **captpain** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:01 am

You're not going to get cancer if the only thing you smoke is weed and only 2-3 times a month. No way.

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:56 am

professor ganson wrote:
GaijinPunch wrote:
professor ganson wrote:I have a different question: How serious are lung cancer risks for occasional use (just a bit 2-3 times a month)?
The carcinogenic levels are the debated part. Some say high, some say none. Fox News Story. I'd say for occasional use, the benefits would far outweigh the handful of detriments. If you're worried about the lungs, there's always brownies.
Very interesting link, thanks. I know what you mean by the cost-benefit point. I think there are genuine benefits for some.

get yourself a vaporizer

all the benefits without the combustion

neorichieb1971 · Post by **neorichieb1971** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:10 am

jonny5 wrote:why do you need it out of your system to find a job....is drug testing part of the interview process?

after a week it cannot be detected in a piss test

and no....frequency of use has nothing to do with how fast your body cleans it out of your system

Almost all my jobs in America involved a drug screening. Most if it is due to the expenses the company will pay out if your claiming on health benefits. Health and safety is a major issue there as well.

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