Another reason to avoid the Touhou fanbase

0ccamsRazor · Post by **0ccamsRazor** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:26 am

Oh dear Lord. Over a thousand replies total in only one week, worse than the infamous 'Who would you sleep with?' thread.

I know stuff like this has always existed on the Internet, but still... I'm so glad I joined a general shmups forum.

Aru-san · Post by **Aru-san** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:31 am

If anything, they're just morons who take going berzerk over the characters and the art style over actually playing the darn games.

+1

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:36 am

OMG ANIMU IS SO KAWAIIIII ^_____________^

SockPuppetHyren · Post by **SockPuppetHyren** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:45 am

Did this really need it's own thread?

croikle · Post by **croikle** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:07 am

What shmups character would you sleep with?

agustusx · Post by **agustusx** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:14 am

What shmups figurine would you fap at?

Arasoi · Post by **Arasoi** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:40 am

What the hell is Touhou, is this a shmup?

God damn pastel color roboty explody emo epileptic seizure inducing cartoons..

Oh. And that thread is just sad =(

SFKhoa · Post by **SFKhoa** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:45 am

fuck you guys imma go sleep with reco

agustusx · Post by **agustusx** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:48 am

SFKhoa wrote:fuck you guys imma go sleep with reco

you'll have to get rid of the stalker first.

LtC · Post by **LtC** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:01 am

None of you can be this cool though. Ever

Arasoi · Post by **Arasoi** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:50 am

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:21 am

Penko-chan! be my waifu

EDIT: Oh my god just joking. I was gonna leave it at that but I have too much self respect.

indutrial · Post by **indutrial** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:47 am

Arasoi wrote:I would have sex with the vic viper

"Speed up!"
"Speed up!"
"Speed up!"
"Speed up!"

BLAM!

"You need more practice..."

Arasoi · Post by **Arasoi** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:50 am

RIPPLE LASER

The Coop · Post by **The Coop** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:02 am

Nipple Raiser.

it290 · Post by **it290** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:12 am

None of you can be this cool though. Ever

That is like, the actualization of JG Ballard's Crash. Disturbing.

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:04 am

it290 wrote: That is like, the actualization of JG Ballard's Crash. Disturbing.

The book Cronenberg's film was based on right? I could totally see Cronenberg doing a movie about creepy otakus having very unglamourous sex.

RGC · Post by **RGC** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:09 am

captpain · Post by **captpain** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:17 am

I stopped drawing my erotic Hibachi fan-art to read this!?

Mero · Post by **Mero** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:14 am

I probably didn't mean that literally

kozo · Post by **kozo** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:21 am

indutrial wrote:
Arasoi wrote:I would have sex with the vic viper
"Speed up!"
"Speed up!"
"Speed up!"
"Speed up!"

BLAM!

"You need more practice..."

Shoot the core!*

*Someone had to say it.

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:24 am

what's touhou? is it a pc dork thing?

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:33 am

seriously..

Taylor · Post by **Taylor** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:08 pm

captpain wrote:I stopped drawing my erotic Hibachi fan-art to read this!?

I saw this on Pixiv, it created a mix of emotions.

Khan · Post by **Khan** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:26 pm

LtC wrote:None of you can be this cool though. Ever

SockPuppetHyren · Post by **SockPuppetHyren** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:08 pm

LtC wrote:None of you can be this cool though. Ever

Holy shit I lol'd!

Gungriffon Geona · Post by **Gungriffon Geona** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:44 pm

I thought the main reason to avoid touhou was Zun is a terrible artist and game designer! i could stand to listen to his music if it weren't the fact it's linked with painfully shitty moeblobs in uninteresting and slow games.

agustusx · Post by **agustusx** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:58 pm

Gungriffon Geona wrote: i could stand to listen to his music

You must be a sadist! I'm pretty sure all the music for the windows games are just rearranges of the PC-E midis! With better bass of course.

i gave the franchise a fair shot last year and while somewhat interesting originally, I got bored quick. Once I played a few fan inspired Touhou clones I realized that Zun should just let others make his art and music

They are much more competent at it, and apparently work for free. I'm sure he has a lot of pride, and his projects surpass what I have contributed in the gaming world, but after all these years you would think he would want to improve the overall quality of his releases by leveraging the overwhelming support he could get.

EDIT: BTW I do know he has worked with teams for touhou fighters and such, but I never played those and can not speak about them. I think hes worked on teams for non-touhou shooters as well, but I have not played them either. Basically, my statement about quality improvement may be rendered void if others have seen the opposite result.

On Topic: If you were to hook up with Reko, wouldn't you be like massive compared to her miniature bug size? Or are bugs just huge in her world?

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:40 pm

immaterial and missing powers is pretty sick once you get it...

i like melty blood better tbh

Koa Zo · Post by **Koa Zo** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:58 am

Mero wrote:What a bunch of mongs, are they for real or what?

oh they're for real

ALT ACCOUNTS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CLAIM! IF YOU ARE CAUGHT DOING SO, YOU AND YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE BANNED FROM THIS THREAD AND YOUR WAIFU/HUBBY WILL DIVORCE AND BECOME AVAILABLE TO OTHERS!

serious business!

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