Rob Xoxak Pro Review + Chad Warden's Protege + YouTube Fun

Zuhzuhzombie!! · Post by **Zuhzuhzombie!!** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:27 pm

Refresh!

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:36 pm

Almost did Axelay but old console shooters are too boring to review.

FIL · Post by **FIL** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:44 pm

Even Toilet Kids?

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:22 pm

Zebra Airforce · Post by **Zebra Airforce** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:24 pm

I think rob should review that six hour Gradius III replay tviks made.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:47 pm

Yeah, I was thinking it'd be fun to critique other peoples replays.

captpain · Post by **captpain** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:05 am

I just laughed out loud like an idiot at that Gunbird 2 review

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:47 am

Rob, you may hate everything (except possibly Mars Matrix, and even then I suspect you're lying), but I'll be darned if I don't enjoy these videos just the same.

bitkid · Post by **bitkid** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:16 pm

Its good to see a real man's take on these games. Never seen these before and I'm already hooked. Makes me want to put in a big chaw, sit back with my pooch, get my TV all ta-ted, and play me some Gunbird 2.

Zuhzuhzombie!! · Post by **Zuhzuhzombie!!** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:00 pm

Rob wrote:Yeah, I was thinking it'd be fun to critique other peoples replays.

Do it.

Also, as for boring old shmup, you should review Star Soldier just for kicks.

ChurchOfSolipsism · Post by **ChurchOfSolipsism** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:30 pm

Dave_K. wrote:Rob's got some competition with this review...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca50MmAP5y4

This is some seriously unfunny uninspired shit. Somebody obviously had too much time on their hands.

As for the rest: make this a sticky. Those reviews are legendary.

FIL · Post by **FIL** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:34 pm

Good lord thats bad.

Cool Bangai-O review though, we finally got to see the mailbag!

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:05 pm

FIL wrote:Good lord thats bad.

My heart skipped.

Ikaruga this week. 6 years in the making.

I should just make this Treasure month and do Gunstar or Alien Soldier next. Feeling Mega Drive. Maybe Undead Line or Elemental Master.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:35 pm

contwa fwee pls? err hard corpz

FIL · Post by **FIL** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:51 am

Rob wrote:
FIL wrote:Good lord thats bad.
My heart skipped.

Ikaruga this week. 6 years in the making. I should just make this Treasure month and do Gunstar or Alien Soldier next. Feeling Mega Drive. Maybe Undead Line or Elemental Master.

Just to clarify, the review dave_k linked to is the bad one.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:10 am

I know, but that was the first thing I saw when I opened the thread. That no effort level 1 video has more hits than all of my reviews. Joke's on me.

Ed Oscuro wrote:contwa fwee pls? err hard corpz

This is a fine idea.

Zebra Airforce · Post by **Zebra Airforce** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:09 am

Complaining about difficulty in a game with infinite screen clearing smartbombs

Zuhzuhzombie!! · Post by **Zuhzuhzombie!!** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:24 pm

Contra or Gunstar?

professor ganson · Post by **professor ganson** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:11 pm

Is the Ikaruga review up yet?

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:05 am

not yet

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:00 am

Django! wrote:Contra or Gunstar?

Contra

Oooh, jpj is waiting for Ikaruga review. It'll only disappoint.

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:45 am

it'll be funny ... wont it?

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:51 am

No, it's very boring, but still better than the other youtube reviews of Ikaruga that explain the menu.

Taylor · Post by **Taylor** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:32 am

Rob wrote:That no effort level 1 video has more hits than all of my reviews. Joke's on me. :lol:

Well, if you want traffic, review a Touhou game.

Herr Schatten · Post by **Herr Schatten** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:42 pm

Rob wrote:No, it's very boring, but still better than the other youtube reviews of Ikaruga that explain the menu.

Can't wait.
Also: Please do Axelay.

ZOM · Post by **ZOM** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:06 pm

Rob, your reviews are pure genius.

And

Herr Schatten wrote: Also: Please do Axelay.

this.

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:28 pm

Rob wrote:No, it's very boring, but still better than the other youtube reviews of Ikaruga that explain the menu.

i'm not expecting it to be as good as GAH-WAANG.... GIGAWAAAAAAANG, but i'm sure it'll be decent

in fact i think it'll be the first time i've checked out an ikaruga review for about 5 years. is it 360 version you play?

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:43 pm

Yep, I couldn't find Bionic Commando Rearmed 'cause they abbreviated it and I was all like well, what else can I buy? XBLA sucks.

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:24 am

yeah, it's a bit of a burn that they'll pass frogger and dismiss ketsui

i can't play the 360 version for love nor money. got a 20 mill 1CC on my friend's profile (love those gamerpoints, yo), but i hate it nearly as much as you hate regular ikaruga

escadrille · Post by **escadrille** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:45 am

jpj wrote:
Rob wrote:No, it's very boring, but still better than the other youtube reviews of Ikaruga that explain the menu.
i'm not expecting it to be as good as GAH-WAANG.... GIGAWAAAAAAANG, but i'm sure it'll be decent in fact i think it'll be the first time i've checked out an ikaruga review for about 5 years. is it 360 version you play?

I'm looking forward to it as well.