Ketsui for DS?!

Herr Schatten · Post by **Herr Schatten** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:40 pm

I agree with Jockel.

Additionally, I think I'll side with the other well-known Cave fanboys (Rob and Ghegs spring to mind immediately, I mean it doesn't get more Cave-fanboy-ish than them, right?) and actually look forward to that boss rush game I ordered.

Zweihänder: If in real life you really show that same attitude towards others you display in this thread, I imagine you get beaten up a lot.

Zweihander wrote:Gotta love it when faggots flock together and all.

You're getting ridiculously close to receiving an official warning here.

If you feel like a martyr now, please consider hanging around at the insomnia.ac forums instead. I'm sure you and Icy will get along fine.

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:41 pm

Zweihander takes video games VERY seriously

http://www.cosplay.com/costume/173988/

YOU FAGGOTS

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:45 pm

Octopod · Post by **Octopod** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:53 pm

MX7 wrote:

ChurchOfSolipsism · Post by **ChurchOfSolipsism** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:01 pm

MX7 wrote:
Zweihander wrote:nerdrage

This exemplifies the attitude that Zweihander has been criticising. I see a whole forum ganging up on a guy that dares to say that 50 bucks is too much for a game that only offers bossfights (personally, I don't agree, as with all good shmups depth is more important than length, and if you can refine your gameplay more and more, then this is a good game - haven't received my copy of Ketsui DS yet, though) and then calling him a nerd and saying that he gets worked up over a videogame. Haha, as if no one else here thinks that shmups and the fancy cardboard boxes they come in are the most important thing evar (from the shit people post here one could at least get the impression that this is true - hey woo show me your Cave keyband, or your 200 dollars poster). Actually, yeah, I think this forum is full of elitist, opinionated, nerdy Cave fanboys (I'm one of them, btw); but while I think it's true those people would pay a grand for Joker Jun's shit in a box and are totally fucking nerdy about all things Cave, there's a reason for the Cave's cult status.

Yeah anyway so

at this whole fucking thread.

PS: I love it when the only response people have for other people that don't like the stuff that the people like is "so don't post about it".

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:01 pm

szycag wrote:Zweihander takes video games VERY seriously

http://www.cosplay.com/costume/173988/

YOU FAGGOTS

Happen to have a better costume? I'm waaaitiiing...

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:12 pm

Frederik · Post by **Frederik** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:27 pm

Cave-STG has a functional Ketsui DS thread:

http://www.cave-stg.com/forum/index.php?topic=29.125

PS. FANBOIZ ONLY

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:01 pm

Frederik wrote:Cave-STG has a functional Ketsui DS thread:

http://www.cave-stg.com/forum/index.php?topic=29.125

PS. FANBOIZ ONLY

Ah, my James Sunderland costume. That was a nice convention.

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:02 pm

Frederik · Post by **Frederik** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:06 pm

All of a sudden I feel bad for him. I don´t know why. Guess I´m too soft for the internet...

TLB · Post by **TLB** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:12 pm

Frederik wrote:Actually, now I see it too... I used to love it but now I realize that itÃ‚Â´s light on content. I have a lot of fun playing it but I canÃ‚Â´t just get over the fact that itÃ‚Â´s light on content. I mean, if only the content wasnÃ‚Â´t so light it would be totally worth it and the best portable shmup up to date... but as it stands itÃ‚Â´s just too light content-wise and lacking enough content to pay full-content game price for. The content-for-money ratio is just waay to low. The DVD is also light on content, actually, and whatÃ‚Â´s up with the box art? Duh, Arika, HELLO? I bought your game, but where is my content?

IÃ‚Â´ll now call this game Ketsui Dumb Label on the Nintendo Dumb Shit and treat it as free downloadable open source shareware. The DVD will make a great bathroom decoration, yeah, thanks Arika, you can "super-play" my ass.

Frederik, you have no idea how long I laughed at that. I almost died a Terrible Death Label.

P.S. The only thing funnier than Frederik ePounding Zwei is waiting two or three fucking weeks for play-asia shipping to Wisconsin because of your own oversight. I think I'll publish a book of jokes about it. "I forgot to get anything other than P-A standard shipping, and my name is Tom, what am I?" "RETARDED!!" "No, I'm a retarded Cave fanboy who pays $60 for demos and wants to lick some serious Cave ass, even though this is my first Cave import and I just want a badass portable shmup because I'm a poor young student and I can't afford a shit in the toilet. Duuuh." "WELL FUCK YOU, CAVE TOOK MY BABIES, SPREAD THE PLAGUE TO MY VILLAGE, PROBED MY HUSBAND'S ANUS, HUMPED MY DOG, ATE MY CHEETOS, RAPED MY ASS, AND TRICKED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE INTO MAKING AN INFORMED PURCHASE!" "I'm sorry to hear that, why don't you go pirate a superplay DVD, it'll make you feel better."

Wow, I'm gonna stop there. Where did that all come from...I only made this account in case I had a question, and I did fine without an account period for quite a while...Now I've got all these...POSTS.

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:14 pm

Frederik wrote:All of a sudden I feel bad for him. I don´t know why. Guess I´m too soft for the internet...

A boring, abusive troll with no social aptitude who dresses up like his favourite videogame characters at the weekend? Tragic, yes. Funny, fuck yes.

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:17 pm

MX7 wrote:

Huh. And I thought I was repetitive. Rehashing the same picture over and over must be some form of British humor.

MX7 wrote:
Frederik wrote:All of a sudden I feel bad for him. I don´t know why. Guess I´m too soft for the internet...
A boring, abusive troll with no social aptitude who dresses up like his favourite videogame characters at the weekend? Tragic, yes. Funny, fuck yes.

Ah... jealousy.

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:23 pm

Zweihander wrote:Ah... jealousy.

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:23 pm

You forgot your /burn tag.

moozooh · Post by **moozooh** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:26 pm

ChurchOfSolipsism wrote:I see a whole forum ganging up on a guy that dares to say that 50 bucks is too much for a game that only offers bossfights

You missed the other part, go read it now.

orange · Post by **orange** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:26 pm

dead ketsui ps2 port was here

ds game is a loser

ChurchOfSolipsism · Post by **ChurchOfSolipsism** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:42 pm

moozooh wrote:
ChurchOfSolipsism wrote:I see a whole forum ganging up on a guy that dares to say that 50 bucks is too much for a game that only offers bossfights
You missed the other part, go read it now.

Trust me, I'm a long time lurker. Zweihander is a little douchy, no question, but he's no worse than all the kids jumping on the "hey let's bash that guy because he doesn't like the same things we do" bandwagon. There's shittons of ignorance on both sides.

moozooh · Post by **moozooh** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:46 pm

There seems to be a shitton of ignorance on your part alone. Try acknowledging the… wait, it's all been repeated several times on the last two pages. Please continue.

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:46 pm

ChurchOfSolipsism wrote:There's shittons of ignorance on both sides.

I can attest to this.

henry dark · Post by **henry dark** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:47 pm

All this thread needs is for someone to bring up Hitler and it will have everything.

Post by **Icarus** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:51 pm

m3tall1ca wrote:Wow, I'm gonna stop there. Where did that all come from...I only made this account in case I had a question, and I did fine without an account period for quite a while...Now I've got all these...POSTS.

I know. Shit happens, doesn't it.

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:53 pm

henry dark wrote:All this thread needs is for someone to bring up Hitler and it will have everything.

God put Hitler on this planet to stop the Jews before they could level the WTC on 9/11. Unfortunately his plans were thwarted and the Jews were saved by-- ironically enough-- a primarily Christian military force.

seiatsu · Post by **seiatsu** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:53 pm

When Gem & Ini first come in from the left, why is it that they have to travel most of the way across the screen (to the right) before I can get a lock on them? It seems as if my normal shot is hitting. The other bosses don't seem to have this delay period before lock on is able.

I never played the PCB...but wonder if this occurs there also.

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:06 pm

People like Elixir and several others share roughly the same opinion as Zweihander, but notice he's the only one that's

- calling moderators faggots
- making several posts in a row to address each complaint seperately
- patting himself on the back for the money he saved by pirating
- calling everyone who disagrees a cave fanatic

The best part is that even though 80% of people posting after playing it ACTUALLY AGREE WITH HIS THOUGHTS ON THE GAME insofar as it being a demo, he's still on the offensive for some god damn reason.

seiatsu · Post by **seiatsu** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:09 pm

Let's not forget that a great majority of the posts in this thread (especially when you include those that have already been parsed out) are his and most of them say the same exact things over and over and over....

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:11 pm

szycag wrote:People like Elixir and several others share roughly the same opinion as Zweihander, but notice he's the only one that's

- calling moderators faggots
- making several posts in a row to address each complaint seperately
- patting himself on the back for the money he saved by pirating
- calling everyone who disagrees a cave fanatic

The best part is that even though 80% of people posting after playing it ACTUALLY AGREE WITH HIS THOUGHTS ON THE GAME insofar as it being a demo, he's still on the offensive for some god damn reason.

Trolling is a wonderful thing. People take the bait so easily... Especially around here. It seems most members of these forums have invested far too many Attribute Points into their Pomposity Stat, and not enough in their Troll Check Stat. Maybe if they did, they'd just stop replying, recognize I'm just getting entertainment from their replies, and resume their Cave circlejerk; not to mention the vain belief that paying $60 for a demo of a price-damned $800 PCB is a "bargain".

kernow · Post by **kernow** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:18 pm

Why do you care what people spend their money on? or enjoy?

Its really none of your business.

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:26 pm

kernow wrote:Why do you care what people spend their money on? or enjoy?

Its really none of your business.

Again, it's a similar case with the Naruto and Final Fantasy 7 fanbases. It's just damned fun to give them a hard time, because of their reactions... and you'd have to be a liar to proclaim otherwise.