Lyrically, who is the best emcee on this forum?

Never_Scurred · Post by **Never_Scurred** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:53 pm

Just curious about who you guys think has the best rhymes on this board. Myself, I can't call it. I've heard some of you guy's freestyles and whatnot and that was cool, but as far as the best out of the bunch, thats a toughie. I know Lordstar got sick punchlines ("I call your flow weak cause it takes seven days for you to stay on beat") and Ceph's real ill off-the-dome-wise, but can they can tell a good story or you know, switch it up flow wise? There's not many storytellers here which sucks though. Freestyles are cool and I can get with the metaphors, but I guess I wanna hear some more substance in these raps on here. What do you guys think?

kernow · Post by **kernow** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:56 pm

lol forum rapping

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:03 pm

bloodflowers and I fought that one out some time ago, yo.

Never_Scurred · Post by **Never_Scurred** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:13 pm

BulletMagnet wrote:bloodflowers and I fought that one out some time ago, yo.

It was aight. You was kinda bitin Mystikal with your flow though. I've heard better from Bloodflowers. He came soft on that thread.

Turrican · Post by **Turrican** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:15 pm

There was also a pretty cool haiku thread... I'd have to check that one too to cast my vote

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:21 pm

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMATCH!!!!!

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:08 pm

i think as far as REAL mc's ive only heard charlie chong.....and tbh i think he would rape you guys on the mic

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:09 pm

jonny5 wrote:i think as far as REAL mc's ive only heard charlie chong.....and tbh i think he would rape you guys on the mic

+1 for the parellel jesus

kernow · Post by **kernow** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:36 pm

ahaha british hip hop

Nuke · Post by **Nuke** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:41 pm

This should be merged with the "I am drunk" thread for hilarity!

kernow · Post by **kernow** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:43 pm

whats up motherfunsters here I am
constantly reading lordstars spam
that inane mispelled drivel makes my brain swivel
turn around in my skull so things aint so dull

'make it stop' I daily plead
if not so just easier to read
maybe some italics, perhaps some bold
just not written by a six year old

actually I don't want to scold
or insult that six year old
I guess I'll just go back to posting
before my account just gets a ghosting

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:55 pm

kernow wrote:whats up motherfunsters here I am
constantly reading lordstars spam
that inane mispelled drivel makes my brain swivel

oh gott lol

Never_Scurred · Post by **Never_Scurred** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:40 pm

kernow wrote:whats up motherfunsters here I am
constantly reading lordstars spam
that inane mispelled drivel makes my brain swivel
turn around in my skull so things aint so dull

'make it stop' I daily plead
if not so just easier to read
maybe some italics, perhaps some bold
just not written by a six year old

actually I don't want to scold
or insult that six year old
I guess I'll just go back to posting
before my account just gets a ghosting

Okay
Mic check 1, 2
Mic check 1, 2
Bussit.
Someone told me Kernow wants a battle.
Maybe he wants to get ate like Fiddle Faddle.
Naah, why not beat his momma with a paddle?
Tenderize her cheeks and wedge my peter up her *hole.
Don't you know its difficult to play me like Dodonpachi?
1cc'ed the game, not even Hibachi could stop me.
Trying to battle me doesn't even make sense like
Arika porting Ketsui to the fucking Ds Lite
or MS not putting the game on Xbox Live.
or taking a collection so a rom dumper could have a try
cracking the encryption so everyone could play it in MAME
"just buy the pcb" is what certain people will say.
like its nothing spending half a months pay
for a 2d game thats 4 years old anyway.
And its used so it could stop working any day.
How does it feel to throw $700 away?
Well, that the risk you take when you crave games from CAVE.

kernow · Post by **kernow** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:44 pm

Post by **Dave_K.** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:54 am

Up in the Bronx where the people are fresh
There was one Dj who had to pass the test
And now he's down by law and he's ready to play
That's right y'all his name is .... Dave_K.

oops, sorry, wrong era...

Post by **Icarus** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:23 am

This thread is just asking to be Bel-Air'ed.

robivy64 · Post by **robivy64** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:26 am

uh what yeah uh huh, etc....

I want candy, astro city, and windy
Skip to the pink sweets with my sweetheart Meidi
Got my yen saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Lace Rose and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

put it in a pile, jamma on the 5V line
kinda like close encounters of the cave kind
im talkin liquorice shots, talkin death smiles

I want candy, i got a sanwa tooth
lick my seimitsu stick til' the game loops
splatter shot that dont stop til' the multiplier get loose

robivy64 · Post by **robivy64** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:25 pm

im pretty sure I won this

word

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:14 pm

kernow wrote:whats up motherfunsters here I am
constantly reading lordstars spam
that inane mispelled drivel makes my brain swivel
turn around in my skull so things aint so dull

'make it stop' I daily plead
if not so just easier to read
maybe some italics, perhaps some bold
just not written by a six year old

actually I don't want to scold
or insult that six year old
I guess I'll just go back to posting
before my account just gets a ghosting

now whos spaming time to get old school

The Lord, the Lord the lord will retire
yo MC'n is the weakest so you better fucking learn
LEARN MOTHER FUCKER LEARN!

kernow · Post by **kernow** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:42 pm

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:08 pm

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kernow · Post by **kernow** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:18 pm

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:22 pm

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kernow · Post by **kernow** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:25 pm

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:28 pm

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Post by **BulletMagnet** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:37 pm

If you can't leave it be, take it to PM, folks.

kernow · Post by **kernow** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:52 pm

All resolved.

apologies.

Nate · Post by **Nate** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:35 pm

The Devil went down to Georgia - he was lookin' for a soul to steal...

*slowly tiptoe-ing backwards out of the room...

kccttzj · Post by **kccttzj** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:34 pm

robivy64 wrote:uh what yeah uh huh, etc....

I want candy, astro city, and windy
Skip to the pink sweets with my sweetheart Meidi
Got my yen saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Lace Rose and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

put it in a pile, jamma on the 5V line
kinda like close encounters of the cave kind
im talkin liquorice shots, talkin death smiles

I want candy, i got a sanwa tooth
lick my seimitsu stick til' the game loops
splatter shot that dont stop til' the multiplier get loose

Lol, awesome. =)

dave4shmups · Post by **dave4shmups** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:11 pm

Whoever did the Darius rap in that one thread where Bloodflowers was rappin'!