Yo Dawg I heard you like cars

[indstr]

Hahahahha wtf, I just found this on digg and it had me cracking up for like a minute. I don't know why it is so funny to me

[jonny5]

sux...xzibit used to be a pretty decent MC......

[indstr]

Oh, I didn't know this was a famous person. Is this something he actually said or what?

[Ed Oscuro]

I got linked this in another IRC channel recently. I knew I should've made a topic for it!

*shakes fist*

For once, Encyclopedia Dramatica (lovingly known as ED, much like the World's Best User and Poster) has everything you need to know, without any useless bullshit (aside from all the variants on the phrase, but it'd better than cocking up the article text):

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/SUP_DAWG


SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED CAKE, SO WE STOLE 40, THAT'S AS MANY AS 4 10S!

[spongdangly]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/SUP_DAWG

SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TRUSTING NIGGERS, SO WE SOLD YOUR CAR AND USED THE MONEY TO BUY CRACK.

Now that's what I call being proper offensive.

[subcons]

Oh, I didn't know this was a famous person. Is this something he actually said or what?

He has a show on MTV where he "pimps" your ride. And yeah, he makes that face pretty much the whole time.

But no worries, he was never anywhere near a decent MC.

[jp]

Almost fell out of my chair laughing at that pic.

[Ed Oscuro]

Full disclosure: I didn't understand this picture until I read the comment "rofl fuck i love racism"

Then it clicked.

[indstr]

Wow. I honestly didn't know it was xzibit (I had heard of him before but didn't know what he looked like) or that it was currently an internet meme. I just thought the phrasing was ridiculously funny, coupled with his face looking funny. Classic

[I'm Alec]

x to the z is so awesome! that quote is legendary. fuck the haters.

[JoshF]

I don't know who this is, but I know they are voiced by Phil Lamarr.

[D]

That was funny.

In the Netherlands (here we go again... ) They have copied the show, but they are morrons. Let's say it's for a girl and she likes ladybirds.
Well, they'll turn your car into a gigantic ladybird, red, with black spots.
These guys are dense.

There was another program called pimp my room and the guy was a skateboarder. Guess what the idiots did?
They turned his house into a skateboard shop and put a ramp in his livingroom.
How the hell is he going to have his mack on?
The made his bed on top of the ramp! He didn't like it at all.
Me and my friend saw the show and still laugh about it. One of his friends dropped in on the ramp and flew right into one of the heating panels (house heating, not sure what they're called)
It was one big giant disaster.
LOL, found the video, it's in Dutch, but you can read the guys impression of off his face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PngThoGo6Cs

[sven666]

LOL, found the video, it's in Dutch, but you can read the guys impression of off his face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PngThoGo6Cs

hahaha omf that was the best ive seen all week, i love how she still tries to plug the show as he starts tearing the shit down

we have had several iterations of swedish pimp-my-rides but they all fall flat because nobody in this country likes neon-lights and chromed oversize rims

the whole "pimping" culture of cars is stupid imo, whatever happened to tuning engines and improving handling?

[Frederik]

One of his friends dropped in on the ramp and flew right into one of the heating panels (house heating, not sure what they're called)

Best part of the video, hand down

That reminds me of that one King Of Queens episode where Doug gives Carrie a hideous shirt with giraffes on them for christmas. "You don´t like it? I thought giraffes were your favourite animals!" - "I like them, but that doesn´t mean I wanna BE one". Same goes for these rooms.

x to the z is so awesome! that quote is legendary. fuck the haters.

Agreed. Miles ahead of all this other bullshit on MTV and Xzibit makes it so entertaining. Especially when he examines the rolling scrap metal pieces you´re seemingly still allowed to drive around with in the US.

The clone shows aren´t nearly as good, and MTV in general went downhill after that. Everytime I switch it on there´s Brigitte Nielsen or that rocker with mascara that has girls fighting for his love. Oh dear.The only "real life" shows I really like nowadays are Mythbusters and Miami Ink (don´t really know why I like the latter one, though).

Post any and all good SUP DAWG quotes here:
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CARS SO WE PUT A CAR IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DON'T ROLL THAT WAY SO WE TOOK OFF YOUR WHEELS SO YOU DON'T ROLL ANY WAY FAGGOT.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPEAKERS SO WE PUT SPEAKERS IN YOUR SPEAKERS SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHILDREN SO WE PUT A FEW OF EM IN DA TRUNK!
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE PARTYVAN, SO WE PUT SOME CP IN THE GLOVE BOX, SO YOU CAN GET B& IRL WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE ??? SO WE PUT PROFIT! IN YOUR CAR.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRINKING, SO WE PUT A BAR IN YOUR CAR. THAT WAY YOU CAN DRINK, WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE WILFORD BRIMLEY, SO WE GAVE THE DIA-BETUS TO YOUR CAR.
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED HONEY, SO WE PUT A BEE HIVE IN YOUR GLOVEBOX!
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHARGIN SHIT, SO WE PUT LAYZORZ IN THE HEADLIGHTS SO YOU CAN SHOOP DA WHOOP SOME NIGRAS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TRUNKS, SO WE PUT A TRUNK IN YOUR TRUNK.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MATT MICHAELS, SO WE PUT JUSTINE BELLEW IN YOUR CAR.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON, SO WE FILLED YOUR CAR WITH SNAKES.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRIVIN, SO PUT A CAR IN YOUR CAR, SO NOW YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG. WE HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ, SO WE PUT A MUDKIP IN YOUR CAR DAWG.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GLOVES, SO WE PUTS SOME GLOVES IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BIKES, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR ENGINE AND INSTALLED BIKE PEDALS.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP, SO WE REPLACED THE DRIVERS SEAT WITH A BED SO YOU CAN SLEEP WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE UNCYCLOPEDIA, SO WE PUT GOATSE ON YO WINDSHIELD.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO FAIL, SO WE MADE YOU THIS THREAD.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRLS, SO WE PUT CHRIS HANSEN IN THE BACK SEAT.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU ARE EMO, SO WE PUT RAZORS ON DA STEERING WHEEL.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PEDOBEAR, SO WE PUT A CAGE IN YOUR BACKSEAT TO HOLD THE TEN YEAR OLDS.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED STEVIE WONDER, SO WE PAINTED THE WINDSHIELD BLACK.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SURPRISES, SO WE PUT A DICK IN A BOX IN YOUR DASHBOARD.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DIDN'T BUY MY LAST ALBUM, SO WE CHARGED THIS RIDE TO YOUR CREDIT CARD.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SCIENTOLOGY, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR CRUISE CONTROL.
* SUP DAWG. WE HERD U LIKE ISLAM, SO WE PUT SUM BOMBS IN UR BUMPER.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO ROCK, SO JIMMY PAGE IS YOUR NEW CLUTCH.
* SUP GAIAFAG. WE HEARD YOU ARE THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /b/, SO WE MADE THIS THREAD FOR YOU.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE WATERMELONS, WE PUT SOME IN YOUR TRUNK BUT I ATES DEM- OH SNAP!
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE ANIMALS, SO WE PUT SOME PANDA FUR ON YOUR SEATS.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU BE HATING ON EPIC THREADS, SO WE PUT SOME EJECTION SEATS IN YOUR RIDE SO YOU CAN GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO LURK MOAR, SO WE UPGRADE YOUR HARD DRIVES.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE LOLI, SO WE TIED UP SOME PRETEENS INSIDE.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE 4CHAN, SO WE SAGED YOUR CAR.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE FLINTSTONES, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR FLOOR AND REPLACED YOUR TIRES WITH GIANT STONE CYLINDERS.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE AIDS, SO WE INSTALLED A HABBO POOL IN YOUR STEERING WHEEL.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED DRAGON BALL Z, SO STAY TUNED FOR NEXT TIME WHEN WE REVEAL WHAT WE PUT IN YOUR CAR.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CANDLEJACK SO WE P
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TRUSTING NIGGERS, SO WE SOLD YOUR CAR AND USED THE MONEY TO BUY CRACK.
* SUP DAWG. WE HERD YOU LIKED FAT KIDS, SO WE PUT ANDY MILONAKUS IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE /B/, SO WE FILLED YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT WITH COPYPASTA SO YOU CAN WTF IS /B/ WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO MOVE ZIGS, SO WE SET YOU UP A BOMB.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MISSINGNO, SO WE PUT INFINITE RARE CANDIES IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE FURRIES, SO WE PUT A BOMB UNDER YOUR SEAT.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SOVIET RUSSIA, SO WE PUT THE CAR IN YOU!
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED THE SOVIET RUSSIA JOKE ABOVE, SO WE INSTALLED A SHOT GUN IN YOUR AIR BAG, FARK FAGGOT.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE _______________________ SO WE _______________________.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PYLONS, SO WE PUT SOME VESPENE GAS IN YOUR GAS TANK.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE RULE 34, SO WE GAVE ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS APHRODISIACS AND LOCKED THEM IN THE BACK SEAT.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GAYS, SO WE PUT A FUCKING HUGE DILDO IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A SICK FUCK, SO WE PUT SOME KITTENS AND LUBE IN THE SEATS.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BEL-AIR, SO WE WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A NIGGER, SO WE PUT SOME CHIKINS IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WERE A NIGRA, SO WE RETURNED THE CAR BACK TO ITS OWNER.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD THAT YOu'RE BLIND, SO WE DIDN'T DO SHIT TO YOUR CAR.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A JEW, SO WE'RE GONNA PUT YOU IN THE OVEN.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE STARCRAFT, SO WE ZERG RUSHED YOUR CAR.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPARTAAAAAAAAA, SO WE PUT KING LEONIDAAAAAAAAAS BESIDE YOU.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE 300, SO TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MEET THE SPARTANS, SO WE PUT BRITNEY SPEARS IN THE BACK SEAT.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE THE NEWFAG THAT IS KILLING ED, SO WE PUT A LIST OF MEMES IN YOUR SUN VISOR SO YOU CAN CREATE A SHITTY ARTICLE WITH UNFUNNY REFERENCES TO SHIT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BRIAN PEPPERS, SO WE PUT SOME BRIAN PEPPERS PORN ON YOUR WINDSHIELD SO YOU CAN JERK OFF WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BUTTSECKS, SO WE INSTALLED A BIG FUCKING ASS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STEERING WHEEL.
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE PUSSY, SO WE DONATED YOUR CAR TO AN ANIMAL SHELTER.
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE COMPLETELY MISSING THE FUCKING POINT, SO WE MADE "SUP DAWG" QUOTES THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH PREVENTING YOUR CAR FROM WORKING PROPERLY.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE ABORTION RIGHTS SO WE PUT SOME DEAD FETUSES AND BLARGH IN YOUR RIDE.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DON'T LIKE ABORTION RIGHTS SO WE PUT A PROM NIGHT DUMPSTER BABY IN YOUR RIDE
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PRO-LIFERS SO WE PUT SOME LIVE FETUSES IN YOUR RIDE.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEAR YOU LIKE LULZ, SO WE PUT MITCHELL HENDERSON'S CORPSE IN YOUR BACK SEAT.
* SUP DAWG. WE HERD U LIKE HOOKERS AND BLOW, SO GUESS WHAT WE FITTED IN YOUR BACK SEAT?
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GOITERS, SO WE PUT SOME REAL LIVES IN YOUR RIDE.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BEING SUBTLE ABOUT WHAT YOU DRIVE, SO WE LOADED YOUR CAR FULL OF USELESS SHIT THAT YOU'LL NEVER ACTUALLY NEED WHILE DRIVING.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE NECROPHILIA, SO WE PUT YOUR MOM'S CORPSE SPREAD EAGLE IN THE BACK SEAT.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE JEWS, SO WE PUT FOUR THOUSAND JEWS IN YOUR ASHTRAY.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE DATELINE, SO WE PUT PERVERTED JUSTICE IN YOUR CAR.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE POLAND, BUT WE FORGOT. SORRY.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE RAIN, SO WE MADE YOUR HEAD TURN THE OTHER WAY.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR, SO WE PUT MORDOR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE JOHN LOCKE, SO WE HAD HIM FUCK UP YOUR CAR.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WANT TO BE AN HERO, SO WE DIDN'T PUT AN IPOD IN YOUR CAR.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOUR POWER LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOUSAND, SO WE PU-WHAT NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE JACK BAUER, SO WE PUT A TERRORIST IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN TORTURE HIM WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU HATE FAGS, SO WE PUT FRED PHELPS IN YOUR BACKSEAT.
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TACOS, SO WE RAPED YOUR MOTHER AND MADE A COAT OUT OF HER SKIN!
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED SEAFOOD, SO WE STAPLED TWO DEAD FISH TO YOUR WINDSHIELD.
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED SCAT, SO WE POOPED IN IN YOUR GAS TANK.
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE RIM JOBS, SO WE SWITCHED YOUR DRIVER'S SEAT FOR A 12 YEAR-OLD CHINESE BOY AND STOLE YOUR WHEELS.
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED TO SAGE THREADS, SO WE HOOKED YOUR CAR UP WITH A SAGE BOMBER, SO YOU CAN SAGE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG, YOUR CAR WAS SHIT, SO WE SOLD IT AND BOUGHT YOU AN LJ ACCOUNT.
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU'RE FROM LIVERPOOL, SO WE PUT YOUR CAR ON BRICKS FOR THE LULZ.
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD THAT YOU LIKE STARCRAFT SO WE BUILT A SHITLOAD OF ZERGS IN YOUR TRUNK AND CONSTRUCTED ADDITIONAL PYLONS ON THE ROOF.
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU PULL YOUR PANTS ALL THE WAY DOWN TO GO PEE SO WE PUT A TOILET IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN FEEL GOOD WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED CARS, SO WE WELDED A CAR TO YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE!
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TALENTED AFRICAN AMERICANS SO WE PUT NOTHING IN YOUR TRUNK.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PORTALS SO WE PUT YOUR TRUNK IN YOUR GLOVE BOX.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED GOLF SO WE PUT A GOLF COURSE IN YO TRUNK SO YOU CAN GOLF WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BAD REPOSTS SO WE PUT THIS SHIT IN YOUR 4CHAN.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRIVES SO WE PUT A DRIVES IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DRIVES WHILE YOU DRIVES.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TRUNKS SO WE PUT A TRUNK IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN TRUNK WHILE TRUNK TRUNK.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED JUNK IN THE TRUNK SO WE PUT TONS OF WRECKAGE FROM YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD IN NEW ORLEANS IN YO TRUNK.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED ORANGES SO BLASTED YO TRUNK WITH THE POWER OF ORANGES SO YOU CAN SMELL CITRUS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED THE WAY YOU LOOK SO WE PUT SOME SUITS IN YO TRUNK WE GUARANTEE IT.
* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE EUROPE SO WE PUT EUROPE IN YOU TRUNK SO YOU CAN EUROPE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE JOSEF FRITZL SO WE HOOKED YOU WITH A CELLAR IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU HATE WHEN PEOPLE MASTURBATE IN YOUR CAR SO WE HOOKED YOU UP WITH YOUR VERY OWN CEILING CAT
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO RAPE SHIT SO WE PUT ELISABETH FRITZL IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN RAPE SHIT WHILE YOU DRIVE.
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED BTTF, SO WE PUT A FLUX CAPACITOR IN THE BACK SEAT SO YOU CAN TIME TRAVEL WHILE YOU DRIVE 88 MILES PER HOUR.
* SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE(D) FEELING GOOD, SO WE PUT JAMES BROWN IN THE TRUNK SO YOU CAN FEEL GOOD WHILE YOU DRIVE.

I feel sorry for these people, simmering in their meme-based internet LULZ culture all day. Also:

* SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TALENTED AFRICAN AMERICANS SO WE PUT NOTHING IN YOUR TRUNK.

Yeah, FUNNY.

[D]

[That reminds me of that one King Of Queens episode where Doug gives Carrie a hideous shirt with giraffes on them for christmas. "You don´t like it? I thought giraffes were your favourite animals!" - "I like them, but that doesn´t mean I wanna BE one". Same goes for these rooms.

I love king of queens. My favorite moment is:
In the morning, they're going to work. Carrie asks Doug what time it is. Doug looks at the clock (but the the minute indicator fell off and just the hour indicator works) and he's looking really hard squinting his eyes and says: "sorry, I can't do this".

argh, you'd just have to see it.





here are some of mine
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE JAIL, SO WE REPLACED THE WINDOWS WITH BARS AND WELDED THE DOOR SHUT WITH YOU IN IT
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE WOMEN, SO WE PAINTBRUSHED ALL OF 2006 PLAYBOY PLAYMATES INTO YOUR CAR AND PUT SOME TIOLETPAPER IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE FOOD, SO WE REPLACED THE DASHBOARD WITH A KITCHEN SINK
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO DRIVE, SO WE SURGICALLY SEW YOUR HANDS ONTO THE STEERING WHEEL AND BOTH FEET TO THE GAS PEDAL.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE BEACH, SO WE JUST FILLED YOUR ENTIRE CAR WITH SAND AND LEFT IT AT THAT
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU ARE A FAN OF MAD MIKE, SO HE'LL BE JOINING YOU WHEREEVER YOU GO AND HE'LL REPEATEDLY TELL YOU ABOUT WHERE HE INSTALLED MONITORS AND HOW BIG THEY ARE AT EVERY CORNER YOU TAKE.

[MX7]

Your attempts are infinitely better than the 4chan crap.

[Frederik]

Your attempts are infinitely better than the 4chan crap.

Indeed!

I love king of queens. My favorite moment is:
In the morning, they're going to work. Carrie asks Doug what time it is. Doug looks at the clock (but the the minute indicator fell off and just the hour indicator works) and he's looking really hard squinting his eyes and says: "sorry, I can't do this".

I´m quite glad that there seem to be a lot of newer episodes I haven´t seen yet (because I prefer to lend the DVDs and suck them in intense sessions instead of submitting to commercial breaks on the TV).

[jonny5]

na man...at the speed of life was a dope album.....10 years old tho

[Ed Oscuro]

yo dawg I herd you like shmups so we put an option in the back seat and a spread bomb in the driver seat
yo dawg I herd you like shmups so we put a force field on your car so you can drive around dem tight corners
yo dawg I herd you like shmups so Giga Core's your garage door now

[Lordstar]

SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SHMUPS, SO WE MADE YOUR CARS HIT BOX SMALLER SO YOU CAN DODGE BETTER WHILE YOU DRIVE

[moozooh]

SUP DAWG WE HEARD YOU TALK SO WE SHUT YOU UP.

[DEL]

indstr wrote;

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:58 am Post subject: Yo Dawg I heard you like cars

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YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE CARS SO WE PUT A CAR IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE

Hahahahha wtf, I just found this on digg and it had me cracking up for like a minute. I don't know why it is so funny to me

Dunno, It just flew right under my head .
Maybe its just me, I better book myself in with that humour coach from BORAT.

[indstr]

SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SHMUPS, SO WE MADE YOUR CARS HIT BOX SMALLER SO YOU CAN DODGE BETTER WHILE YOU DRIVE

Nobody can beat that one!!

[Lordstar]

Full disclosure: I didn't understand this picture until I read the comment "rofl fuck i love racism"

Then it clicked.

still dont get it

[sven666]

someone wrote a paper on it (i think?)

http://rei.evangelion.se/1211045651682.jpg

[moozooh]

still dont get it

My only idea is that "TV" looks like someone kicking Xzibit when he's standing like he does on the photo.

[Lordstar]

someone wrote a paper on it (i think?)

http://rei.evangelion.se/1211045651682.jpg

thats hilarious.

[D]

Full disclosure: I didn't understand this picture until I read the comment "rofl fuck i love racism"

Then it clicked.


still dont get it

maybe, just maybe somebody dislikes x so much that he thinks it degrades mtv so much that it cannot be called television any more?
far fetched and would be a childish joke anyhow.
I like x, he makes me laugh all the time. never were a fan of his raps. I did like the Alcoholics who kind of "introduced" him to the rap scene.

[KindGrind]

someone wrote a paper on it (i think?)

http://rei.evangelion.se/1211045651682.jpg

Note that the guy had a passing mark.

The teacher marking this is equally a moron. Funny stuff!