Eew, I turn up in WikiFur ...nah, I won't tell them to take me out, because that would mean I would have to recognize their existence
Though, that scholastic Other Me must wonder who this person is making video game guides and drawing weird monster things
I also tried variants--turns out my great-grandfather took my great-grandmother's name, so I "should" be named something else--but those turn up bubbly posts on Facebook
Apparently I have a law firm named after me. I'm also supposed to be a British war historian who wrote 5 books. And it seems there is an Amazon profile that does nothing but review male-on-male romance novels.
..and of course that's gotta be the #2 listing on google. Looks like I won't try job hunting for awhile...