sHUMPS gENRE

[Dante]

HELLO, LET ME SAY THIS: I AM A MALE AND AM CURRENTLY DOING NOTHING BUT THIS, THAT IS, TYPING THIS MESSAGE. IN BETWEEN RINSING SHMUPS wHY HAVE I STOPPED AND DETERMINED TO WRITE THIS?? I HOPE YOU CAN ANSWER. WHY IS IT A SHMUP NOT A SHOOT EM UP

ANOTHER THING, I WAS NEVER ASKED IF I WANTED TO LIVE. BEFORE I WAS BORN, I KNEW AND WAS NOTHING, BUT NOW I KNOW LIFE - WHY DID I HAVE TO LIVE? WAS IT NOT BETTER THAT I WAS NOTHING,
AFTER ALL, I SHALL BECOME NOTHING ONCE AGAIN.

FINALLY, WHO DESIGNED SHMUPS, AND HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ABILITY TO RINSE SHMUPS? DID YOU DESIGN YOUR OWN BRAIN, EYE, MOUTH, LEGS AND SHMUP PLAYING ABILTY'S???
NO, ALL YOU ARE AND WHATEVER YOU'LL BECOME IS THANKS TO THE GENES YOU INGERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS, YOU OWE THEM EVERYTHING! GOODBYE

[subcons]

What?

And there is this key on keyboards called "caps lock"... it's awesome.

[Ceph]

Stop smoking dope.

[gavin19]

Hello, let me say this; I am a male and I am currently doing nothing but this, that is, typing this message. In between playing shmups, why have I stopped and decided to write this? I hope you can answer. Why is it a shmup and not a shoot-em-up?

etc

[PROMETHEUS]

HEY POOR PLAYER!

[Frederik]

I don´t like contemporary poetry.

[MX7]

This is exactly what the shmups forum needs

[Specineff]

*Insert Facepalm.jpg Here*

[Twiddle]

awesome

[UnscathedFlyingObject]

Nutcases are like a dozen a penny nowadays.

[Udderdude]

HELLO, LET ME SAY THIS: I AM A MALE AND AM CURRENTLY DOING NOTHING BUT THIS, THAT IS, TYPING THIS MESSAGE. IN BETWEEN RINSING SHMUPS wHY HAVE I STOPPED AND DETERMINED TO WRITE THIS?? I HOPE YOU CAN ANSWER. WHY IS IT A SHMUP NOT A SHOOT EM UP

ANOTHER THING, I WAS NEVER ASKED IF I WANTED TO LIVE. BEFORE I WAS BORN, I KNEW AND WAS NOTHING, BUT NOW I KNOW LIFE - WHY DID I HAVE TO LIVE? WAS IT NOT BETTER THAT I WAS NOTHING,
AFTER ALL, I SHALL BECOME NOTHING ONCE AGAIN.

FINALLY, WHO DESIGNED SHMUPS, AND HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ABILITY TO RINSE SHMUPS? DID YOU DESIGN YOUR OWN BRAIN, EYE, MOUTH, LEGS AND SHMUP PLAYING ABILTY'S???
NO, ALL YOU ARE AND WHATEVER YOU'LL BECOME IS THANKS TO THE GENES YOU INGERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS, YOU OWE THEM EVERYTHING! GOODBYE

wat

[Pixel_Outlaw]

These kinds of messages are the products of a feeble attempt at self amusement. They are only of value to the poster and perhaps the community if used as a template of what a spam post looks like.

[SockPuppetHyren]

*Insert Facepalm.jpg Here*

Inserted.

[BulletMagnet]

I'm guessing that this sort of thing belongs in the "I'm Drunk" thread, if it belongs anywhere.