Stupid things that have happened to you lately.

Nuke · Post by **Nuke** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:06 am

I just slammed my cardoor into the left side of my face and it somehow cut up my ear!
It's kind of the sequel to the time when I was a kid and managed to jump into the trunk of my parents car while I was slamming it down and cut my head open.
Strange how they've begun to use regular superglue instead of stitches...

themachinist · Post by **themachinist** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:42 am

Have a penchant for hitting your head closing things eh? Eventually it'll fall right off.

Nuke · Post by **Nuke** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:37 am

Yeah! Good riddance, then I'll never have to worry about bumping it into things ever again!

UnscathedFlyingObject · Sun Jun 08, 2008 4:07 am

Not me but my sister thought someone was in deep shit when I was playing RE4 and Ashley screamed "Help me Leon HELP!"

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:00 am

This may not count as stupid, but now that I reheat my chinese food leftovers, there seems to be way less chicken and lots more rice. Hmm...

Ozymandiaz1260 · Post by **Ozymandiaz1260** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:26 pm

I was backing out of my girlfriends driveway and broke my side mirror off on her downspout. That was pretty stupid

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:32 pm

I went to Spearmint Rhino for a stag night dressed as a Blues Brother and had to wear sunglasses for the entirety of the time to adhere to the 'rules' laid out by the stag. Didn't make for great viewing.

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:32 pm

Went out for the first time in 6 months. Got drunk. Flirted with some gals. Went home with a raging hard on. Sometimes it sucks having a conscious.

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:49 pm

That would make you retarded GP. Although when drunk, I suck at having consciousness.

A conscience might be different.

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:33 pm

UnscathedFlyingObject wrote:Not me but my sister thought someone was in deep shit when I was playing RE4 and Ashley screamed "Help me Leon HELP!"

A similar thing happened to one of my friends. He was running around drunk with his mates, shouting out the zombies catchphrases, when a Spanish friend said to him "Where did you hear that? Did someone try to hurt you?" It seems he was genuinely concerned that my chum was getting into bother with gruff voiced Spaniards...

themachinist · Post by **themachinist** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:44 pm

MATALO!

RE4 is so great.

I stepped in some throw-up last night at the bars. That wasn't very cool.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:48 pm

I guess my family takes the cake. (I must be adopted or from another dad, or something.)

Last night, some stupid kids came to my place and sprayed the cars with silly string and toilet paper. (Easy to remove, thank goodness). The hissing sound of the string cans sounded like the sprinklers, so I thought it was my idiot brother coming back from leaving his little girlfriend at home, and opening them. The little fuckers knocked loud on the door and ran off, which made me think my moronic brother had forgotten his house keys. (Again)

Turns it Mr. Idiot was already asleep, because he didn't even say hello when I was typing on the computer. Had he let me know he was home, I would have caught the little turds in fraganti, and either called the police, giving them a serious beating, or forcing them to clean the mess.

It gets worse: The little assholes left the cans of silly string all over the driveway, so I collected them in plastic bags and went to sleep. Next, I find out my mom grabbed ALL THE THREE FUCKING CANS AND HANDLED THEM, JUST TO SEE WHAT THEY WERE. There goes any chance of getting fingerprings.

To top it off, I noticed Mr. Idiot had left the door unlocked all night long. Tonight it was a bunch of little pranksters. Tomorrow it may be an armed robber. I hope that when it happens, I'm not home.

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:44 pm

GaijinPunch wrote:Went out for the first time in 6 months. Got drunk. Flirted with some gals. Went home with a raging hard on. Sometimes it sucks having a conscious.

haha i knew you would post something like that the second you said you were gonna go out.

DBH87 · Post by **DBH87** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:34 pm

I fell off my Mountain bike when the traffic lights were red, sure everyone saw me

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:18 am

sven666 wrote:
GaijinPunch wrote:Went out for the first time in 6 months. Got drunk. Flirted with some gals. Went home with a raging hard on. Sometimes it sucks having a conscious.
haha i knew you would post something like that the second you said you were gonna go out.

Yeah... it was a downer for everyone. Especially the ladies. Oh, well. Wife comes back tonight. Time to be a father again. You know... I get yelled at a lot less when I go out partying. I should do that more often.

charlie chong · Post by **charlie chong** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:04 am

i got sunburnt in scotland.. dunno if it's stupid but it deffo constitutes a miracle

BIL · Post by **BIL** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:12 am

Nothing major, but I just finished replacing several doors in my house, and the previous owners were the types that just painted all over whatever, screws, hinges, electrical sockets and all. Decade-old oil paint saturating 36 individual screwheads made it a very annoying task, and took me about three times as long. They actually painted the fucking plastic cover of the fluorescent kitchen light, along with the ceiling. -_-

Big Pockets · Post by **Big Pockets** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:23 pm

^That's disgusting. Especially having just painted a room with the greatest of care. Removed all electrical covers, kept a wet rag handy, no masking tape...just a fine brush and a steady hand for the ultimate line. Friggin' pigs.

As for a stupid thing I've done. I just learned that I have hours of sick pay available and have for quite some time...I wish I knew that when I was sick. Then I could have been sick knowing I would still get a full paycheck.

Phil12 · Post by **Phil12** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:54 pm

I changed my avatar. Yep.

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:35 pm

Phil12 wrote:I changed my avatar. Yep.

i thought you were gonna say your other shmups-alias got banned

Phil12 · Post by **Phil12** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:32 pm

sven666 wrote:
Phil12 wrote:I changed my avatar. Yep.
i thought you were gonna say your other shmups-alias got banned

haha. That would have been my next thing. But I didnt do anything to get banned. I just argued with some people.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:51 pm

Phil12 wrote:I changed my avatar. Yep.

Again. You're no longer part of the Cool Contra Characters Club.

Phil12 · Post by **Phil12** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:06 pm

Well. Some people told me I should change my avatar because Contra was gay, so I did...

And when was I gonna find out I was part of this club?

Post by **Shatterhand** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:45 pm

Sleeping penguins are gay too. Ask Super Laydock about it.

Phil12 · Post by **Phil12** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:47 pm

Shatterhand wrote:Sleeping penguins are gay too. Ask Super Laydock about it.

I really like his Avatar. It's pretty neat.

Post by **Shatterhand** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:52 pm

it's from a game called Penguin Adventure. It's gay too, but you should play it, it's awesome. It's the first game that Hideo Kojima worked on, but it doesn't have 90 minutes of cut-scenes and it's actually extremely enjoyable.

It's not really gay actually, it's just cute. Unlike your avatar

trivial · Post by **trivial** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:59 pm

Skykid wrote:A conscience might be different.

Cries out for a consult with Being and Naughtiness?

Phil12 · Post by **Phil12** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:14 pm

Shatterhand wrote:it's from a game called Penguin Adventure. It's gay too, but you should play it, it's awesome. It's the first game that Hideo Kojima worked on, but it doesn't have 90 minutes of cut-scenes and it's actually extremely enjoyable.

It's not really gay actually, it's just cute. Unlike your avatar

What you mean Rip Van Fish? He's okay.

BIL · Post by **BIL** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:00 am

Big Pockets wrote:^That's disgusting. Especially having just painted a room with the greatest of care. Removed all electrical covers, kept a wet rag handy, no masking tape...just a fine brush and a steady hand for the ultimate line. Friggin' pigs.

That's how you do it! It's all in the details. Found out yesterday, my front door's knocker has a chunk of old paint on it and an accompanying bare patch due to being slathered with oil paint wholesale. WTF was with these people?!

Phil12 wrote:Well. Some people told me I should change my avatar because Contra was gay, so I did...

Helpful advice, straight from the closet!

lgb · Post by **lgb** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:37 pm

I've been mugged. Gangsters stole my laptop.