The most insulting or harshest word(s) you've ever been told

bay · Post by **bay** » Sat May 03, 2008 7:36 pm

my ex-girlfriend would call me dork, then look at me and go.. "what, that's an affectionate term!"

mr_m0nks · Post by **mr_m0nks** » Sat May 03, 2008 11:20 pm

in my very brief time in the royal navy i was commonly referred to as the banana eating monkey fucker by one particular Glaswegian. to this day i dont know why.

on the other side
i once in an argument called my girlfriend a rotting whale vulva.

its was over a year ago now and i still dont think she has fully forgiven me

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Sat May 03, 2008 11:54 pm

I got my little beared tugged really hard and slapped by this girl on Wednesday just gone. She was complaining about how big her belly was and hot fat she was looking. I replied with

Aww but I love you fat belly! Compliment maybe. . .wrong answer?
GOD YES!

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Sun May 04, 2008 12:28 am

I was at a club in Austin (in college) that was of rather mixed sexuality at best. I was with my girlfriend, so who gave a shit, right? Some frat boy was there for some reason (probably trying to score drugs) and for some reason I saw him across the parking lot or something. He was like, "Fuck you, you fuckin' fag!". Not in high school, "you fag" sense, but he really felt threatened that I wanted to blow him or something. I just kinda laughed and was like, whatever. I told a gay friend of mine though.... laughed his balls off. Seems that a straight persons life/health being threatened for being gay is quite hillarious.

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Sun May 04, 2008 12:41 am

GaijinPunch wrote: "Fuck you, you fuckin' fag!". Not in high school, "you fag"

I get called that all the time, fag, puff ,homo its odd becuase the last guy who called me that was pissed at me becuase I fucked this girl he liked.

So let me get this clear yeah? You are calling me a homosexual becuase your pissed i fucked a girl? I then commenced to ROTFL'n he swung for me and I dodged and i think he broke his hand doing it. he defitnley went to hospital over it I know that much.

FIL · Post by **FIL** » Sun May 04, 2008 7:45 am

I'm a ginge and therefore a magnet for insults, often from total strangers, its hard to pick a worst one, there have been so many.

I think somebody did once suggest I liked a Compile game though.

ROBOTRON · Post by **ROBOTRON** » Sun May 04, 2008 9:11 am

I was called "Humanoid" once. As a robot, this hurt my feelings so much. I cried motor oil tears for 3 days. I almost committed cyborg-cide.

0/10 fail.
________

BTW...COMPILE rules my friend.

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Sun May 04, 2008 11:41 am

FIL wrote: I think somebody did once suggest I liked a Compile game though.

admit it, you're a closet Zanacplayer...

there were spycam vids (now removed) on youtube featuring you hugging this Aleste box too btw.

FIL · Post by **FIL** » Sun May 04, 2008 4:12 pm

Its not as though I like them, I...I just wanted to play them so I could say bad things about them on the internet.

it290 · Post by **it290** » Sun May 04, 2008 5:28 pm

ROBOTRON wrote:I was called "Humanoid" once. As a robot, this hurt my feelings so much. I cried motor oil tears for 3 days. I almost committed cyborg-cide.

0/10 fail.
________

BTW...COMPILE rules my friend.

Are you not primarily human in shape then? I had always thought that Robotrons were in fact humanoid, but perhaps you're a different model?

The n00b · Post by **The n00b** » Sun May 04, 2008 5:48 pm

Lordstar wrote:
GaijinPunch wrote: "Fuck you, you fuckin' fag!". Not in high school, "you fag"
I get called that all the time, fag, puff ,homo its odd becuase the last guy who called me that was pissed at me becuase I fucked this girl he liked.

So let me get this clear yeah? You are calling me a homosexual becuase your pissed i fucked a girl? I then commenced to ROTFL'n he swung for me and I dodged and i think he broke his hand doing it. he defitnley went to hospital over it I know that much.

I can't exactly find the spike fight I'm looking for but it happened like this didn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMRy238A ... re=related

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Sun May 04, 2008 6:26 pm

The n00b wrote:
Lordstar wrote:
GaijinPunch wrote: "Fuck you, you fuckin' fag!". Not in high school, "you fag"
I get called that all the time, fag, puff ,homo its odd becuase the last guy who called me that was pissed at me becuase I fucked this girl he liked.

So let me get this clear yeah? You are calling me a homosexual becuase your pissed i fucked a girl? I then commenced to ROTFL'n he swung for me and I dodged and i think he broke his hand doing it. he defitnley went to hospital over it I know that much.
I can't exactly find the spike fight I'm looking for but it happened like this didn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMRy238A ... re=related

yeah it was very close to that. I lurched to my left like spike does throwing his whole body. Pretty much it blow for blow bar there being no broom and the guy did not have a gun.

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Sun May 04, 2008 11:54 pm

Sounds like that episode of the Simpsons where Nelson kissed Lisa.

"You kissed a girl... that's so gay!"

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Mon May 05, 2008 1:59 am

Lordstar wrote:yeah it was very close to that. I lurched to my left like spike does throwing his whole body. Pretty much it blow for blow bar there being no broom and the guy did not have a gun. :lol:

The guy was a girl, you flipped a coin, and said "strong girls are my type" ?

Oh yeah, that was me chasing you at the end. "grr get back here an' pay yer tab"

Diabollokus · Post by **Diabollokus** » Mon May 05, 2008 11:53 am

I use to get insulted week in week out when I played team sports, I'm not able to play sports like hockey very well for some strange reason possibly no talent for it. Really horrible shit like, in the changing rooms someone saying ' its your fault we lost' or 'your fukking useless'. What made it even harder was my brother was probably the best player in the town I lived.

Probably the reason I got into fighting, which I'm very good at. I now have guys encouraging me every training session and helping me develop to elite standard.