looking for cool band name suggestions + POLL

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:32 pm

Nuke wrote:Yeah, it's true: The cooler the band name is, the more likely they are to suck.

False, I've been listening to Satan lately and they're great.

Nuke · Post by **Nuke** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:47 pm

Pfft, Satan is lame. If you want your band to be named after a true evil deity, call it Yahweh!

Kill count according to the bible:
Satan: 10
God: 2,270,365+

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:50 pm

May Satan make Nuke #11.

Nuke · Post by **Nuke** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:53 pm

That would be a cool way to die!

JoshF · Post by **JoshF** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:56 pm

Just make sure you don't pick up any stones while you're waiting.

Nuke · Post by **Nuke** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:17 pm

Can he come for me as Peter Stormare? purdy plz!

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:19 pm

Nuke wrote:Can he come for me as Peter Stormare? purdy plz!

like I haven't got any better things to do...

get in line, will ya

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:41 pm

Nuke wrote:Yeah, it's true: The cooler the band name is, the more likely they are to suck.

hence the thread...

thinking maybe:
Cobra Kai

no.... wait... how about:
The Credit-Feeders

benstylus · Post by **benstylus** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:02 am

lung butter.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:14 am

jpj wrote: The Credit-Feeders

Needs more unnecessary punctuation, or maybe just go with the arrow symbol.

Nuke · Post by **Nuke** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:19 am

The intergalactic Credit-Feeders?!

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:19 am

you're too grumpy for someone in his twenties

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:31 am

jpj wrote:grumpy

Couldn't be more off. I'm new aging it to Epsilon in Malaysian Pale at this very moment.

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:45 am

ah okay. for a minute there it sounded like you were complaining about internet grammar - what a waste of your time that would be

so mental shortlist:
Bortsal Escape Project
Mr. Candypants
Black Dragon Radio
The Civil Servants
Dolescum
Cobra Kai
The 2nd Loop
The Credit-Feeders
Deluxe Fever
Third Leg Long
A Bloke Called Dave

JoshF · Post by **JoshF** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:50 am

No list necessary. It's SHUNT.

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:52 am

also:
C-UNIT

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:03 am

jpj wrote:it sounded like you were complaining about internet grammar

No way, I'm complaining about band names.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:21 am

correction: internet band names

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:30 am

I wish Portugal. The Man only existed as text on the internet.

Nuke · Post by **Nuke** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:25 am

jpj wrote:also:
C-UNIT

I like E-UNIT better. Coincidently, so do most Ravers.

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:26 am

Rob wrote:
jpj wrote:it sounded like you were complaining about internet grammar
No way, I'm complaining about band names.

well that's good. grammar nazis can go fuck themselves.
you've only got one suggested name in this thread?

also:
Black Label

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:48 am

jpj wrote: you've only got one suggested name in this thread?

I think it's important for the name to match the band so I really have no idea. I also don't have enough creativity to go spreading it around for free.

I did think of one but it was taken by a really shitty band already. :(

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:21 am

so JPJ are you any closer to that band name of yours ?

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:09 am

Nuke wrote:
jpj wrote:also:
C-UNIT
I like E-UNIT better. Coincidently, so do most Ravers.

E-UNIT tees don't become jokey when the I washes out.

Herr Schatten · Post by **Herr Schatten** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:29 pm

Zebra Airforce wrote:Professor Ganson's Mystic Toenail Erotica

Win!

lgb · Post by **lgb** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:42 pm

Undead-Line. It's oldschoolish, it has something to do with shooters (is that what you were going for?), and it sounds cool.

BIL · Post by **BIL** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:11 pm

Super Violent Bees.

JBC · Post by **JBC** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:11 pm

Began To Rain
This Anymore
Plain Ole' Space Fuck
Scramble!

greg · Post by **greg** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:50 pm

Dick Tater Tots

Olivia Neutron Bomb

BIL · Post by **BIL** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:14 pm

circuitface wrote:Began To Rain
This Anymore
Plain Ole' Space Fuck
Scramble!

Your avatar made me burst out laughing at that one. XD Should've put that in the right-hand blurb space, on the Phalanx box. "Jus' a plain ole space fuck, ya hear kids?"

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looking for cool band name suggestions + POLL

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