One Linerz & VERY Short Joke Thread

JoshF · Post by **JoshF** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:42 am

Hey that's 7 linez.

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:47 am

PaCrappa wrote:Do you guys know what a one liner is?

The dislexic insomniac atheist stayed up all night wonder if there really was a dog.

ptoing · Post by **ptoing** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:49 am

A ball rolls around a corner and topples over.

The Coop · Post by **The Coop** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:51 am

PaCrappa wrote:Do you guys know what a one liner is?

Usually not as funny as a multi-liner.

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:52 am

- Sorry, this can't go on. I want to break up.
- But dear, why?
- Because I realized that you're a sexual pervert whose behavior is aberrant and goes against the law.
- Oh my, those are pretty big words for a ten-year-old!

FIL · Post by **FIL** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:13 am

I can't come into work today i'm sick
You sound fine, whats wrong with you?
I just had sex with my sister.

doodude · Post by **doodude** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:17 am

Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips

The Coop · Post by **The Coop** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:47 am

Did you hear the one about the blind skunk that fell in love with a fart?

Shocky · Post by **Shocky** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:18 am

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:13 pm

I say I say I say, my dog has no nose!

My gosh! How does it smell?

No, it has no nose, it can't smell. Are you even listening to me?

Pixel_Outlaw · Post by **Pixel_Outlaw** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:21 pm

It is not a sin() to love math!

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:23 pm

what's the best thing about sex with twenty five year olds?
there's twenty of them

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:24 pm

jpj wrote:what's the best thing about sex with twenty five year olds?
there's twenty of them

You JUST beat me to that one

Pixel_Outlaw · Post by **Pixel_Outlaw** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:39 pm

The the plastic cube looked at the rubber triangle and said "don't be a silly cone"

PaCrappa · Post by **PaCrappa** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:54 pm

Okay so if we're doing short disgusting jokes:

What do you get when you stab a baby with scissors?

An erection.

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:15 pm

Two guys walk into a bar... you'd think the second one would've seen it.

Neon · Post by **Neon** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:30 am

I like tacos.
It's just you.
Which port of (bad game where the differences are minor) is better?
circumcision=satan

^ the post ever.

The Coop · Post by **The Coop** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:59 am

If you blew a fart in an Arm & Hammer Baking Soda factory, would it stink?

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:09 am

Garegga's rank sucks.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:31 am

Stormwatch wrote:- Sorry, this can't go on. I want to break up.
- But dear, why?
- Because I realized that you're a sexual pervert whose behavior is aberrant and goes against the law.
- Oh my, those are pretty big words for a ten-year-old!

Stormwatch, I know that the most successful comics often go to their personal experience for their jokes. This is a normal way of dealing with trauma, and I encourage it. However, there are two things wrong here

1.) It needs to be funny
2.) Please don't victimize people, especially not twice

Pixel_Outlaw wrote:It is not a sin() to love math!

But is it a sin to have your TI Calc do sine equations it for you?

JBC · Post by **JBC** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:32 am

So i was fucking my wife in the ass last night right?

The Coop · Post by **The Coop** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:48 am

Why don't blondes work in M&M factories? They keep throwing away the Ws.

What’s the difference between a "pun" and a "fart"????

A "pun" is a "shift of wit".

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:56 am

GaijinPunch wrote:
sven666 wrote:
JoshF wrote:One guy walks into a gay and gay sex with a man.
thread win
I don't get it.

sven666 = JoshF alt

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:00 am

Ed Oscuro wrote: Stormwatch,
1.) It needs to be funny

I thought it was hillarious.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:09 am

GaijinPunch wrote:
Ed Oscuro wrote: Stormwatch,
1.) It needs to be funny
I thought it was hillarious.

If you think he's the ten-year old in the story, quite.

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:41 am

Ed, in a thread with frickin' DEAD BABY JOKES, I can't believe that silly joke is the one that shocked you the most!

doodude · Post by **doodude** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:22 am

Whats the difference between a girls track team & a tribe of pygmies?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:51 am

Stormwatch wrote:Ed, in a thread with frickin' DEAD BABY JOKES, I can't believe that silly joke is the one that shocked you the most!

Can't really insinuate somebody's a pedo from a dead baby joke...

JoshF · Post by **JoshF** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:58 pm

Why bug Storm about it? You've got a perfectly good hit list right here.

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:06 pm

Everyone's jumping over the cliff, just peter still lacks of a meter.