5pb's email address. Anyone know it?

OdiousTrident · Post by **OdiousTrident** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:11 am

I have some trouble getting around their website. I did find an email address that is probably not relevant: [email protected]. At least asking them about the region lock on ketsui or ddpdoj would be good if no one has done it already.

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:28 am

If you're having trouble figuring out how to contact them, you're going to have even more issues trying to communicate to them your wishes.

OdiousTrident · Post by **OdiousTrident** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:44 am

Yeah if a Japanese speaker is willing to write them an email about the region lock it would be amazing.

PPA · Post by **PPA** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:04 pm

already have their answer:

私達が質問に答えられない今。私達に将来連絡しなさい

PPA · Post by **PPA** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:18 pm

this is what i wrote them

你好。我住在欧洲。我希望知道如果您开发为XBOX360
系统的比赛Ketsui 任意将是区域。谢谢。
雄ん鶏

jp · Post by jp » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:24 pm

Translation?

Geezer · Post by **Geezer** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:26 pm

Bullet wrote:already have their answer:

私達が質問に答えられない今。私達に将来連絡しなさい

We can not answer that question now. Contact us in your future

Bullet wrote:this is what i wrote them

你好。我住在欧洲。我希望知道如果您开发为XBOX360
系统的比赛Ketsui 任意将是区域。谢谢。
雄ん鶏

你好. We Address bar in Europe. If we hope知道您开发为XBOX360
统的ratio赛Ketsui arbitrary system whether or general area.谢谢.
I male chickens

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:27 pm

I pasted it in babelfish. 5pb's response was that they weren't certain yet and to ask later. Bullet's question was totally uncomprehensible (in the babelfish version at least) something about the male chicken and military force.

Ruldra · Post by **Ruldra** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:27 pm

Using google translator:

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Question:
你好. We Address bar in Europe. If we hope知道您开发为XBOX360
统的ratio赛Ketsui arbitrary system whether or general area.谢谢.
I male chickens

Answer:
We can not answer that question now. Contact us in your future.
---

Lolwut

EDIT: NINJA' D

Post by **Dave_K.** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:34 pm

Calling yourself a male chicken probably wasn't the brightest idea.

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:36 pm

anyone know the japanese for "THERE IS A BOMB IN YOUR 360!!!" ?

EOJ · Post by **EOJ** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:38 pm

Bullet wrote:
你好。我住在欧洲。我希望知道如果您开发为XBOX360
系统的比赛Ketsui 任意将是区域。谢谢。
雄ん鶏

That's Chinese.

Next time, try writing them in Japanese.

jp · Post by jp » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:38 pm

SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB!

I'm still buying a JP 360. Fuck waiting for shooters anymore.

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:41 pm

Code: Select all

Hello. I live in Europe. I hoped knew if you will develop are XBOX360 system competition Ketsui wilfully will be the region. Thanks. Male ん □

It makes sooo much more sense from chinese to english!

How did you fuck up that badly?

PPA · Post by **PPA** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:53 pm

こんにちは。私はXBOX360 のためのKetsui についての情報を必要とする。それは領域自由にであるか。

Japanese

Square King · Post by **Square King** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:56 pm

Geezer wrote:
Bullet wrote:this is what i wrote them

你好。我住在欧洲。我希望知道如果您开发为XBOX360
系统的比赛Ketsui 任意将是区域。谢谢。
雄ん鶏
你好. We Address bar in Europe. If we hope知道您开发为XBOX360
统的ratio赛Ketsui arbitrary system whether or general area.谢谢.
I male chickens

It's been 3 minutes and I'm still laughing.

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:03 pm

Now I'm really confused. These two statements say two totally different things. The last thing you posted doesn't mention anything about you being from Europe. I'm curious what you actually sent them, since you're obviously using an online translator to write to them. Japanese jibberish is maybe sorta forgiveable, but if you wrote to them in Babelfish chinese then I would make up some other story to tell us instead of admitting it, unless you want to be the biggest forum joke since Darius 11...

EOJ · Post by **EOJ** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:06 pm

szycag wrote:Now I'm really confused. These two statements say two totally different things.

Actually they more or less say the same thing. The only real difference is the Chinese one had the part about being from Europe added in the beginning.

I'm not going by any Babelfish translations here - I can read both Chinese and Japanese.

Ganelon · Post by **Ganelon** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:31 pm

The grammar in both versions is accurate enough, certainly not Babelfish junk. Did you actually write to them in Chinese (simplified Chinese no less, which isn't even used in kanji)? I wouldn't be surprised that they understood though.

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:11 pm

This thread is classic. Someone sticky it.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:18 pm

EOJ wrote: That's Chinese. Next time, try writing them in Japanese.

lupin23rd · Post by **lupin23rd** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:24 pm

Bullet, was your question (that they couldn't answer) related to the region-lock?

I don't own a 360, unfortunate since it's getting the shmups these days, but was going to email them about potential ports to other consoles in the future.

If these games ever came out for the Wii that would result in me finally deciding which region system to pick up, but in the more likely scenario that they ever came out for PS3, region lock problem solved.

Not holding my breath either way though.

rib · Post by **rib** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:12 am

thanks for the tears, its more than five minutes since here ..

LUNardei · Post by **LUNardei** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:20 am

rib wrote:thanks for the tears, its more than five minutes since here ..

Seconded

Harlequin · Post by **Harlequin** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:39 am

Cave's game in Nov is rumoured to feature male and female chickens.

You shoot chicken feed and collect eggs.

Harlequin

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:39 am

Funniest thread in a long time!

PPA · Post by **PPA** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:48 pm

Square King wrote:
Geezer wrote:
Bullet wrote:this is what i wrote them

你好。我住在欧洲。我希望知道如果您开发为XBOX360
系统的比赛Ketsui 任意将是区域。谢谢。
雄ん鶏
你好. We Address bar in Europe. If we hope知道您开发为XBOX360
统的ratio赛Ketsui arbitrary system whether or general area.谢谢.
I male chickens
It's been 3 minutes and I'm still laughing.

me too, and it has been more than a day now

Square King · Post by **Square King** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:50 pm

Bullet wrote:
Square King wrote:
Geezer wrote: 你好. We Address bar in Europe. If we hope知道您开发为XBOX360
统的ratio赛Ketsui arbitrary system whether or general area.谢谢.
I male chickens
It's been 3 minutes and I'm still laughing.
me too, and it has been more than a day now

Update: yep, still hilarious.