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OSHIT
<Sidwell> TSS is manlier than a jet figher made of biceps.
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[08:32] * p_hat has joined #shmups
[08:35] <Kaisero> hey porno hat
[08:35] <Kaisero> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EisalTr-sf0
[08:36] <STD> lolololololol
[08:36] <STD> link plz
[08:37] <Kaisero> http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.ph ... 02&start=0 < I posted it here at last post
[08:37] <Kaisero> he replied at second page STD
[08:37] <STD> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[08:38] <Kaisero> yeah LOL
[08:38] <STD> he has stds or something cuz he's so gay rofl
[08:38] <Kaisero> rofl
[08:40] <STD> man where is he
[08:40] <STD> I wanna kick his ass again
[08:41] <bsidwell> omg i made a twiddle post
[08:41] <bsidwell> im famous
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[08:42] <STD> OH SO THATS WHERE HE WENT
[08:43] <STD> looks like sfkhoa killed him
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[08:43] <Kaisero> inbed
[08:43] <Kaisero> atnight
[08:43] <Kaisero> by implied rape
[08:43] <STD> damn now I can't kick his ass any more
[08:43] <STD> well I can but it's not much fun with a dead body
[08:44] <Kaisero> you're not a corpsefucker like SFKhoa
[08:44] <corpwickl> hey!
[08:44] <STD> RUN
[08:44] <Kaisero> RUN!
[08:44] <STD> BEFORE SFKHOA GETS BACK
[08:44] <Kaisero> from bed ship
[08:44] <Kaisero> brb
[08:45] <STD> mmm beer
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Post by shoe-sama »

lol who the hell is this STD guy
<Sidwell> TSS is manlier than a jet figher made of biceps.
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iunno lol
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and who could forget...

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SFKhoa wrote:iunno lol
:!:
<Sidwell> TSS is manlier than a jet figher made of biceps.
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Kingbuzzo wrote:and who could forget...

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<dariusSUX> rotation, spinning, screen position, lol what else is there? =X
<victoly> celestial alignment of Saturn's 13th moon
<dariusSUX> DAHHHHHHH
<Aquas> journey to meet final limit, shmup blast off down adversaries, beer drink, relax ok player
<Aquas> =D
<Aquas> do i got the engrish thing down
<Aquas> EDMOND DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL TO SMOKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF OPIUM
<Zeether> shoe failed college again <croikle> credit feed
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Post by Ceph »

3 1/2 hours in the shmups channel:

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[18:22] <ELF_beer> gashhaa
[18:23] <ELF_beer> if i watch through the bottom of a bottle i can see things bigger
[18:25] <ELF_beer> but it has to be an empty bottle
[18:26] <banan> can you see the bullets in garegga now then
[18:26] <ELF_beer> i think i'll try out with another, HEH hey gotta be empied
[18:26] <ELF_beer> oh i play ibara, they wont get bigger
[18:26] <ELF_beer> tried that already out once
[18:26] <ELF_beer> but breasts get bigger
[18:31] <ELF_beer> im gonna try out drawing in a happy condition now
[18:31] <ELF_beer> got some pinkn sweets material :)
[18:31] <ELF_beer> as long as the pencil wont speak to me im ok
[18:32] <ELF_beer> BUT HEH SOMEONE SEEMS TO HAUNT IN OUR HOUSE AND DRINKS MY BOTTLES I JUST OPENED
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[19:04] <FraGMarE> gradius iii on snes lulz
[19:04] <FraGMarE> slowdown assisted!
[19:04] <FraGMarE> and flicker approved!
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[19:26] <Zaarock> my god
[19:26] <Zaarock> 1UP says omega five is too hard
[19:26] <Zaarock> :DD
[19:26] <Zaarock> I understand every other shmup, but really
[19:27] <Zaarock> you can even credit feed
[19:27] <banan> but omgz you only start with 4 credits
[19:28] <banan> that's too hardcore for its own good.
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[19:47] <ELF_beer> <Zaarock> 1UP says omega five is too hard
[19:47] <ELF_beer> MY PENIS IS
[19:47] <ELF_beer> ALSO: hi
[19:48] <ELF_beer> anyone interested in: drunken drawn hot shasta from pink sweets?
[19:48] <ELF_beer> sommerschlussverkaugf
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[19:50] <Sidwell> How big are the tits?
[19:53] <ELF_beer> BIG
[19:54] <ELF_beer> i fear the ass wont be on the pic anymore
[19:54] <ELF_beer> maybe just the upper part
[19:54] <ELF_beer> gotta c
[19:54] <ELF_beer> dont be so concered, im good at drawing tits
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[19:55] <ELF_beer> Norpa: agreed
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[20:14] <Force|> http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jo ... ign047.jpg
[20:15] <ELF_beer> could you read that for me?
[20:15] <ELF_beer> i cancled at the 2.nd ford
[20:15] <ELF_beer> *word
[20:15] <ELF_beer> reaVer:s orry
[20:15] <reaVer> ?
[20:15] <ELF_beer> u
[20:16] <ELF_beer> reaVer: plz go on the toilet for me
[20:16] * reaVer shits on ELF_beer
[20:16] <reaVer> like so?
[20:16] <ELF_beer> ok
[20:16] <ELF_beer> good job bj
[20:16] <ELF_beer> oh what I HAVE SHIT ON THE FAVE
[20:19] * ELF_beer is now known as ELF_stfu
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[20:36] <ELF_stfu> snacky: Force
[20:38] <banan> http://gizmodo.com/343348/confessions-t ... did-at-ces
[20:39] <Force|> nice elf
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[20:49] <ELF_stfu> i just wanted to grad my photo devicfe
[20:49] <ELF_stfu> and drink from it
[20:49] <ELF_stfu> I THINK I NEED SOME MORE BUT IF ILL ASK MY NEIGBOUR THEIR GONNA KICK MY ASS BACK TO MY FLAT
[20:50] <ELF_stfu> I NEED TO COMPLETZE HAT
[20:50] <ELF_stfu> ahdpi
[20:50] <ELF_stfu> NO: seriously
[20:54] <ELF_stfu> I WANNA SEE BY MYSLEF
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[20:55] <PLASM0> h
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[20:57] <ELF_stfu> Spekkio: plz visit us again, we miss u
[20:57] <ELF_stfu> YOU're always WELCOME;;;;; HEAR WELCOME
[20:58] <Zeether> Elf are you drunk
[21:00] <ELF_stfu> NO
[21:00] <ELF_stfu> im just acting like i am
[21:00] <ELF_stfu> seriously
[21:00] <ELF_stfu> you gotta believe me
[21:00] <ELF_stfu> IM INNOCENT
[21:00] <ELF_stfu> I SWEAR
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[21:01] <banan> /!\ WARNING: SFKhoa /!\
[21:06] <P_HAT> lol
[21:06] <Zeether> Elf's on speed
[21:10] <ELF_stfu> p_hat: u
[21:12] <Kaisero> Elf's on crack or what that he owns stfu force?
[21:13] <snacky> Kaisero: I love you
[21:13] <Kaisero> Oh fuck you too :P
[21:16] <SFKhoa> PENIS
[21:16] <SFKhoa> DICKS EVERYWHERE
[21:16] <Kaisero> Like 47 dicks at elf's house!
[21:18] <Kaisero> but... there's like over 9000 dicks at corpsefucker's house
[21:19] <ELF_stfu> its hard to complete a hot drawing
[21:19] <ELF_stfu> is it ok to make a an own post just for drunken drawn pics?
[21:19] <ELF_stfu> its shasta this time
[21:20] <ELF_stfu> gotta be hotter next time
[21:20] <ELF_stfu> im
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that was me lol
<Sidwell> TSS is manlier than a jet figher made of biceps.
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Ceph wrote:3 1/2 hours in the shmups channel:
(stuff)
Are you brain-damaged, elfhentaifan?

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<sikraiken> tennis is awesome
<sikraiken> I'll be a pro in no time ;)
<shoe-sama> superplay dvd
<sikraiken> I had trouble hitting the ball over the net in class monday :(
<Sidwell> The Australian Open starts next week.
<sikraiken> but me and my friend Jenny played today for about two hours. We were able to play three legitimate games without much of a problem
<Sidwell> Too bad it's in Australia so it'll be on TV at absolutely ridiculous times.
<sikraiken> yeah :-/
<sikraiken> shoe-sama: ok :D
<shoe-sama> WHAT KIND OF NOISES DO U MAKE WHEN U HIT DA BALL
<ELF_uncon> *smooch*
<Aquas> EDMOND DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL TO SMOKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF OPIUM
<Zeether> shoe failed college again <croikle> credit feed
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<ELF_uncon> stop quoting irc-chat into the board
<ELF_uncon> even if i feel honored always to be included
<ELF_uncon> yet
<shoe-sama> oops
<shoe-sama> http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.ph ... 143#315143
<Sidwell> TSS is manlier than a jet figher made of biceps.
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<@ELF> conportment?
<@ELF> what's that
<Zone51> th TED thingy
<@ELF> eh
<@ELF> ?
<Zone51> you know TED ?
<@ELF> are you fat?
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* ChanServ sets mode: -o+b PLASM0 *!*@p5090E5EA.dip.t-dialin.net

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<Pixel_Out> Yeah but these types of girls are always atleast 10 years out of style
<Pixel_Out> they also like horses and novels
<Pixel_Out> and novels about horses
<katie^> i like horses <_<
<bsidwell> What about dragons?
<Pixel_Out> Ohhhh yes those too.
<shoe-sama> HORSEDRAGON
<Pixel_Out> lmao
<Pixel_Out> there he goes
<Pixel_Out> good day shoe
<Decept404> dragonhorse shoe-sama
<bsidwell> And prettyboy vampires with long hair?
<Decept404> dragonhorse
<Zeether> horse cock
<Decept404> oh man
<Pixel_Out> ^ it was only a mater of time
<katie^> hmm its gettin stupid in here again
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<Zeether> LET'S GET RETARDED IN HERE
<cutie_pie> Yeah these boyz r dumb
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<Zeether> lulz
<Aquas> EDMOND DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL TO SMOKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF OPIUM
<Zeether> shoe failed college again <croikle> credit feed
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wow this time i wasnt quoted
whats up people?
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I was describing the stereotypical fat mall rat with a name like "Heather" who works in a book store and likes horses and novels, Has poor dental hygiene and is socially inept along with her cluster of stalky Clydesdale like friends. The kind who have three ring binders and notebooks with horses on the front and dragons and such. They may have some denim with rhinestones embedded. I could go on. They have hats with the GIANT plastic daisy in the front and the upturned brim. THE HORRERS!
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good thing i wasn't a part of that conversation lol
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A small smattering from this evening. Apparently Namco makes the Gradius series, you just didn't know.


> I was worried I had wasted 30 bucks, not so now
<Pixel_Out> Did Game Genie stop with Genesis?
<Bloodreig> Darius 2 here we come
<Bloodreig> yeah
<Bloodreig> after that it was Game Shark and Pro Action Replay
<Pixel_Out> I liked the humble Game Genie with the piraty sword
<Pixel_Out> The code trainer feature was really cool in the Gameshark
<Pixel_Out> but I lost all of my Pokemon Red data with it
<Pixel_Out> I really need to stop talking about pokemon I have not played it for like 7 years
<Pixel_Out> *opens mouth inserts foot*
<Bloodreig> Pokemonupdaass
<Pixel_Out> One would walk in a modified fashion with said creature rammed in the buttocks.
<Pixel_Out> ^That is fully ripe to post in the irc topic on shmups forum.
<Pixel_Out> heh
<Bloodreig> haha yes
<Bloodreig> http://img180.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... nalis7.jpg
<Bloodreig> wow someone was nice enough to do a map, now how about a s0peed stage one
<Bloodreig> speed*
<banan> mmm moai
<Bloodreig> I'd like to find a nice route for it
<banan> you should make a moai only shmup Pixel_Out
<Pixel_Out> Originally they had white eyes and hats
<Pixel_Out> people often leave those out however
<Pixel_Out> Namco missed the boat partially
<Pixel_Out> Though they may have discovered the eyes and hats later
<Pixel_Out> I don't know
<Pixel_Out> The eyes were oval white stones with the middle cut out. And the hats were a very soft red stone. Sort of like lava rock.
<banan> really
<Pixel_Out> Yes
<Pixel_Out> I think it was a fairly recent discovery.
<Pixel_Out> They found an eye that had fallen and broken in half
<banan> maybe gradius vi will have oddjob moai
<Pixel_Out> http://www.crystalinks.com/matamati.html there is one
<Pixel_Out> ;)
<banan> woah
<Pixel_Out> http://www.mysteriousplaces.com/Easter_ ... site5.html another
<banan> classy
<Pixel_Out> Oh crap I just said Namco made gradius
<Pixel_Out> shame on me
<bsidwell> You are a terrible man.
<Pixel_Out> I should self impose pain now to repent
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one of our more enlightening discussions

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[1831.12] <stgtSUX> GURO?
[1831.48] <szycag> loli guro shota
[1832.00] <stgtSUX> HELL YES
[1832.25] <SFKhoa> ._.
[1833.05] <bsidwell> Guro? Do I want to know what that means?
[1833.10] <SFKhoa> gory pr0n.
[1833.36] <bsidwell> Oh. Bah.
[1833.42] <bsidwell> That's not horrible or scarring at all.
[1833.49] <szycag> limbs missing etc.
[1834.01] <stgtSUX> fucking ppl thru teh eye
[1834.16] <szycag> not as scarring as trying to 100% all vp1
[1834.19] <SFKhoa> actually, some of the touhou soujins are....
[1834.22] <SFKhoa> doujins
[1834.25] <SFKhoa> they're futa as well.
[1835.10] <Twiddle-0> thankfully the only anime porn i have is yaoi so the worst it gets is people stabbing each other after sex
[1835.28] <stgtSUX> sounds awesome
[1835.48] <SFKhoa> lol
[1836.07] <stgtSUX> picz plz
[1836.16] <bsidwell> I suppose it's kinda sad that I'm so desensitized by the Internet missing-limb skullfucking gets a "meh"
[1836.24] <Twiddle-0> i do you one better
[1836.25] <Twiddle-0> during sex
[1836.32] <bsidwell> "At least it isn't dick-nipples"
[1836.45] <Twiddle-0>  (snip; the file name is _Datenshi_Blue_Unapai.zip)
[1836.51] <szycag> the only stuff that really scared me of that stuff was like
[1837.03] <stgtSUX> YAY
[1837.06] <szycag> some schoolgirl's limbs neatly cut from her torso and shoved in a suitcase
[1837.27] <szycag> and that's when i stopped using the internet
[1837.32] <SFKhoa> my scar here
[1837.34] <SFKhoa> tenticles
[1837.41] <SFKhoa> that ripped the girl in pieces.
[1837.43] <SFKhoa> D:
[1838.07] <stgtSUX> i need to watch/read/w.e this stuff so I can be scarred too lol
[1839.16] <bsidwell> Surely trainwreck appeal is the only reason to look at hentai anyway.
[1839.26] <bsidwell> I mean, it's not like there's any actual good stuff.
[1839.26] <stgtSUX> "SLASH"
[1839.30] <stgtSUX> OMG this rox
[1839.30] <bsidwell> Only varying degrees of bad.
[1840.07] <szycag> watch some takeshi miike instead
[1840.20] <bsidwell> I don't watch anime.
[1840.26] <szycag> it's not anime
[1840.27] <Twiddle-0> it's japanese film
[1841.14] <szycag> dead or alive is pretty good
[1841.32] <szycag> starts out with some guy's innards being split open and all this ramen comes pouring out
[1842.05] <bsidwell> Oh, Ichi The Killer.
[1842.07] <szycag> and i mean this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0221111/ not "DOA"
[1842.07] <bsidwell> I've got that.
[1842.11] <Twiddle-0> less anime porn more sispri gauntlet playing
[1842.13] <szycag> yep thast's him
[1842.14] <bsidwell> Hilarious movie.
[1842.52] <EdOscuro> lol comedy hentai
[1843.07] <EdOscuro> like one where Samus gets raped by that crappy shrimp boss from Super Metroid
[1843.09] <EdOscuro> TO DEATH
[1843.38] <EdOscuro> and then resurrects and is like "blush -_-;"
[1845.40] <Twiddle-0> don't tell me shoe-sama is jerking off to the comic i just linked
[1845.56] <bsidwell> it would explain why he hasn't said anything in a while.
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<Megalixir> now that i know garegga is faggot central i can disregard it entirely
<Megalixir> i'm stuck in a hobby with gays
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that's funny we just had a convo about furry maid fetishes a few hours ago
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[14:12] <Zeether> why the fuck hasn't pita-ten anime been licensed yet
[14:14] <sikraiken> I need to work out more. also tennis looks easy and I'm getting better at it
[14:15] <moozooh> insert a mandatory "1cc tennis" joke here.
[14:17] <sikraiken> give it some time :D
01[14:19] <shoe-sama> tennis speedrun
[14:19] <Zakk> falsificare tennis
[14:19] <Decept404> tänis
[14:21] <Zeether> youtube poop tennis
[14:22] <samu2> djh_ do you have contra4
[14:23] <@djh_> samu2: yah.
[14:23] <@djh_> haven't given it a ton of love yet.
[14:23] <moozooh> http://youtube.com/watch?v=a5CH_y_AuxI <-- sikraiken playing tennis (really. i mean it).
01[14:24] <shoe-sama> which one is sik
[14:24] <moozooh> you'll understand.
01[14:24] <shoe-sama> HOLYSHIT
01[14:25] <shoe-sama> wtf
[14:25] <Sidwell> Is this satire or just idiocy?
[14:26] <moozooh> no difference in the end.
[14:26] <moozooh> but it looks very much like a 1cc'd tennis.
[14:27] <Decept404> i love anime specials
[14:27] <Decept404> particularly with great names
[14:27] <Decept404> like genocide sonic
[14:27] <Decept404> or galactic attack
[14:27] <moozooh> lol
[14:28] <Sidwell> So I guess this sort of thing is why there are no good Japanese tennis players.
[14:28] <moozooh> yeah, they all afraid to kill the dinosaurs.
<Sidwell> TSS is manlier than a jet figher made of biceps.
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Pixel_Out> Cockfighting is not legal in the US.
<victoly> been a while since I saw a good swordfight
<Pixel_Out> Why would you willingly see one?
<victoly> I dunno, I was drunk?
<tiwddle> and gay
<victoly> it's only gay if balls are touching
<shoe-sama> SWORDS
<Gaijin-Pu> I think shoe-sama is from pen island
<shoe-sama> SWORDS WILL FUCKING CUT YOU WIDE OPEN
<Pixel_Out> Not if they are as dull is your intellect.
<Pixel_Out> *zing*
<Pixel_Out> Ahh lets settle this over a game of Chiki Chiki Boys, I get to be the sword guy.
<shoe-sama> how i play
<shoe-sama> BUTTON MASH
<Pixel_Out> I used to do that with fighting games, it really tends to piss people off.
<Pixel_Out> Quite funny actually.
<shoe-sama> fight?
<shoe-sama> RAWRGH
<Pixel_Out> Oh no your guttural noises will keep me at bay.
<shoe-sama> I HAVE
<shoe-sama> MISSILES
<shoe-sama> SOLUTION TO LIFE
<shoe-sama> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<Pixel_Out> Hoooot
=-= YOU are now known as Grandma
<Grandma> Shoe, be a good boy and eat your peas.
<Grandma> You can have a cookie when you finish.
<BBH> PEAVPEA
<Grandma> Shoe I've taken your violent videogames like Doodlin Poochi and replaced them with coloring books.
<shoe-sama> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
<Grandma> Come on, be a good boy sit with Grandma and color the elephant.
<SFKhoa> shoe: DIUUUUUUU.
<shoe-sama> KNIFE
<shoe-sama> BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE
<shoe-sama> VAMPIRES
<shoe-sama> TUSKS
<shoe-sama> IMPALED HUMANS
<Grandma> Oh deary me, lets get you a clown to color or a puppy.
<shoe-sama> ILL SHOW YOU COLORING
<Grandma> remember to stay in the lines deary
* shoe-sama ULTRATACKLE
* shoe-sama ties up granny with ropes
<shoe-sama> ITS COLORING TIME
<Grandma> My you certainly have spunk after your nap time.
Some of the best shmups don't actually end in a vowel.
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<Ceph> ok, let's try once more. please address the bot when talking to it.
* Ceph is now known as Chatbot
<Kaisero> Chatbox sucks so much that it hits the wall every 1 second
<Chatbot> Ready for chat
<shoe-sama> CHATBOT: MONEY OR I HATE CHILDREN?
<Chatbot> shoe-sama: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
<ELF-_-> i love children
<shoe-sama> CHATBOT: NO
<Kaisero> Chatbox: fuck yourself
<Chatbot> shoe-sama: fine then.
<shoe-sama> u r no chatbot
<shoe-sama> u just typing the responses
<p_hat> http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1104/img5434ge5.jpg wow hrap2 and crappy tv
<Chatbot> Kaisero: Oh yeah. I feel SO offended. *Blink*
<Kaisero> Chatbox: Offend your ass with a cardboard box
<Sidwell> TSS is manlier than a jet figher made of biceps.
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[0010.23] <shoe-sama> should i do my paper
[0010.24] <shoe-sama> lol
[0010.50] <shoe-sama> naw I'll just wait till tomorrow
[0011.06] <shoe-sama> it's not due until liek 15 hours later
[0011.26] <shoe-sama> the i have another paper due in liek
[0011.31] <shoe-sama> 33 hours
[0012.20] <shoe-sama> hmmm actually have a paper + lab due tomorrow
[0012.21] <shoe-sama> lol
[0012.31] <shoe-sama> + class in the morning
[0012.39] <shoe-sama> + some chem class i never go to
[0013.50] <shoe-sama> PVP
[0014.01] <shoe-sama> hmmm i have to do laundry too
[0014.28] <shoe-sama> oshit
[0014.30] <BBH> I like how shoe's train of thought momentarily got derailed by PVP
so long and tanks for all the spacefish
unban shw
<Megalixir> now that i know garegga is faggot central i can disregard it entirely
<Megalixir> i'm stuck in a hobby with gays
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<Sidwell> TSS is manlier than a jet figher made of biceps.
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[2312.07] <snacky> zakk: please break your silence
[2312.27] <zakk> dongs
[2312.40] <snacky> zakk: not what I was hoping for, but, thanks anyway
[2312.46] <zakk> speaking of dongs
[2312.54] <zakk> I am happy the new DDP has huge dong-lasers
[2313.38] <Udderdude> about time the enemy sides figured out how to make penis enhancement lasers
[2314.02] <Twiddle-0> they look more like water cannons than lasers
[2314.12] <Twiddle-0> they always looked that way since DP
[2314.46] <Twiddle-0> it wasn't like you were searing things it was like you were washing them
[2315.08] <Twiddle-0> and the plot is really you giving your troops a massive vehicle wash
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[2316.28] <zakk> that or it's just a huge money shot
[2317.24] <Twiddle-0> the impact would be thicker and messier, not splashy
[2317.42] <zakk> well maybe they have some prostate issues and it's a little watery
[2318.00] <Twiddle-0> well blood comes after water at that point
[2319.14] <Udderdude> >_>
[2319.16] <Udderdude> eww
[2319.48] <DandyJ> hyper is moneyshot
[2321.15] <Twiddle-0> oh yeah
[2321.21] <Twiddle-0> that does look milky enough
so long and tanks for all the spacefish
unban shw
<Megalixir> now that i know garegga is faggot central i can disregard it entirely
<Megalixir> i'm stuck in a hobby with gays
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01[00:44] <shoe-sama> PVP
01[00:44] <shoe-sama> PVP
01[00:44] <shoe-sama> PVP
01[00:44] <shoe-sama> PVP
01[00:44] <shoe-sama> PVP
01[00:44] <shoe-sama> P
01[00:44] <shoe-sama> V
01[00:44] <shoe-sama> P
[00:44] <ReKleSS> PVP NOTEPAD
01[00:44] <shoe-sama> PVP
01[00:45] <shoe-sama> PEACH PAPAYA
01[00:46] <shoe-sama> MOAR LIEk
01[00:46] <shoe-sama> DRUGZ
01[00:47] <shoe-sama> PVP
01[00:47] <shoe-sama> PVP
01[00:47] <shoe-sama> PVP
01[00:47] <shoe-sama> PVP
01[00:47] <shoe-sama> PVP
01[00:47] <shoe-sama> PVP
01[00:47] <shoe-sama> PVP
01[00:47] <shoe-sama> PVP
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<Sidwell> TSS is manlier than a jet figher made of biceps.
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