STGT 2k7- Week #1 Twin Bee Yahhoo!
HEY KIDS!!
Do you want to enjoy Twinbee Yaphooey with extends?
`Course you do!
First, you have to access the test menubut i don't know how to press the test menu
It's easy, you just press F2 when this dumb bitch appears
and the only screen that isn't coated with sugar appears!
but i don't know how to use the test menu
It's right there on the bottom in broken english! I'll make it more clear for the likes of you! Use the 1st player "stick" directions to select something and use the 1st player's first button to confirm!
is this the right one
Congratulations! You get a fucking cookie! Press the button right now.
i don't understand any of these
Okay, since you're obviously having trouble with this I'll do it for you.
It's not hard, you see?
okay how do i save this
You're kidding.
do i press the button now
Yes.
are you sure
Yes.
i don't want anything to explode like the hot dogs i put in my microwave
JUST PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON
okay
Then, you select this and press the button again!
Come on, that's it...
I'm almost proud of you.
Do you want to enjoy Twinbee Yaphooey with extends?
`Course you do!
First, you have to access the test menubut i don't know how to press the test menu
It's easy, you just press F2 when this dumb bitch appears
and the only screen that isn't coated with sugar appears!
but i don't know how to use the test menu
It's right there on the bottom in broken english! I'll make it more clear for the likes of you! Use the 1st player "stick" directions to select something and use the 1st player's first button to confirm!
is this the right one
Congratulations! You get a fucking cookie! Press the button right now.
i don't understand any of these
Okay, since you're obviously having trouble with this I'll do it for you.
It's not hard, you see?
okay how do i save this
You're kidding.
do i press the button now
Yes.
are you sure
Yes.
i don't want anything to explode like the hot dogs i put in my microwave
JUST PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON
okay
Then, you select this and press the button again!
Come on, that's it...
I'm almost proud of you.
so long and tanks for all the spacefish
unban shw
<Megalixir> now that i know garegga is faggot central i can disregard it entirely
<Megalixir> i'm stuck in a hobby with gays
unban shw
<Megalixir> now that i know garegga is faggot central i can disregard it entirely
<Megalixir> i'm stuck in a hobby with gays
The port also has faster autofire than 5 but let's see if they listen.
Last edited by Twiddle on Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:12 pm, edited 1 time in total.
so long and tanks for all the spacefish
unban shw
<Megalixir> now that i know garegga is faggot central i can disregard it entirely
<Megalixir> i'm stuck in a hobby with gays
unban shw
<Megalixir> now that i know garegga is faggot central i can disregard it entirely
<Megalixir> i'm stuck in a hobby with gays
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I hope you guys release .inps at the end of the week, I'm curious to see how this weird game plays when played for score.
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Edge said he will look into this in a couple hours when he gets back from work. I don't see why people can't just use the defaults for now, and post what platform their scores were obtained in. We don't know how many people this might shut out, and it shouldn't be something that halts the competition (despite shoe-sama's sly remarks every 5 minutes about how he doesn't like this week's choice).Pirate1019 wrote:So have we come to a conclusion as to what settings the arcade/mame players are using? Are we changing the extends and autofire to console settings or not?
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I know.Dave_K. wrote:Edge said he will look into this in a couple hours when he gets back from work. I don't see why people can't just use the defaults for now, and post what platform their scores were obtained in. We don't know how many people this might shut out, and it shouldn't be something that halts the competition (despite shoe-sama's sly remarks every 5 minutes about how he doesn't like this week's choice).Pirate1019 wrote:So have we come to a conclusion as to what settings the arcade/mame players are using? Are we changing the extends and autofire to console settings or not?
I have both. Like I said in the other thread. After I get home from work, I'm gonna take a look and take care of all this. Twiddle & Shoe, it's the first day. Chillax, smoke a bowl, practice, whatever. We know the crisis. It shouldn't stop you from practice.
goddamn...
p.s., Twiddle, your guide is awesome
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Well I am play my Saturn version of the game right now. I am currently with out mame -- I just got linux running on the PS3 and it was long day and night yuesterday to get that going and then I cannot get an exe file for sdl mame or the other mame that is supposed to run on linux? It was a blessing that this game is choose and that my teammates agree to that game too.Dave_K. wrote:Um, I've only read 2 people in this thread that have the port (are they actually playing it with no option to play mame?) and now suddenly the remaining 142 registered players have to switch from default arcade settings to something easier!?
My computer is Pentium IV 1.3gig from January 2001 with 64k ram - oh do i mention that it crashes every 30 minutes and I have to reinstall windows ME every other week or so.
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indeed this is a severe problemArrogantBastard wrote:This is your problem right there.Sonic R wrote:windows ME
Money does not allow for improvement.
Score after an hour or so:
Sonic R - Great Lakes Avengers - 1,268,700 - Stage 4
(played on Sega Saturn at default settings - which are include extend)
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Ugh, I hate all of you and your talent.
Pirate1019 - Team Loser - 680,150 - Stage 3
EDIT: Without extends
Pirate1019 - Team Loser - 680,150 - Stage 3
EDIT: Without extends
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