All of us have played them.
None of us can ever forget them.
Some of us have purchased them.
You wasted all your free time on them.
I think the crappiest game i ever played is;
NIGHT TRAP (sega-cd).
This was a so called FMV game..HELL NO...more like tiny moving LEGO blocks on your telly..
The game itself was total crap...a bunch of screaming girls running arround the house.. some zombies in black rubbersuits running after the girls...
Randorama wrote:ban CMoon for being a closet Jerry Falwell cockmonster/Ann Coulter fan, Nijska a bronie (ack! The horror!), and Ed Oscuro being unable to post 100-word arguments without writing 3-pages posts.
Eugenics: you know it's right!
Maybe that craptacular E.T game for the Atari 2600. I heard that it was such a huge flop, they had to throw them into a landfill becuz nobody wanted them. We need something like this happening to licensed shyt nowadays, so developers stop making waste.
"Sooo, what was it that you consider a 'good salary' for a man to make?"
"They should at least make 100K to have a good life"
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Eat the Cookie is a pretty shitty game. Whoever thought of that sucked at life. But I feel like we might be talking about videogames or something....
If we aaaarreee...(heh), I vote Stretch Panic. If someone at Treasure didn't get killed for that bullshit, there is no justice in life.
Or maybe...
Corridor 7.
Spaceship Warlock.
Iron Helix
Fallout Brotherhood of Steel
The white clouds floating on the great blue sky
And the boiling red blood shed in fierce gaming
Those who give up halfway through
Their battered bodies will never forget!
Segata Sanshiro, Segata Sanshiro! Sega Saturn... shiro!
"It could be that my view on the absurdness of this story is not objective and you don't think it to be unusual at all but I can't help being impressed by this chain of events."
Here's some real answers after thinking about it for awhile:
Street Combat (SNES) -- My most disliked game, ever. I hear that it used to be a Ranma 1/2 fighting game in Japan, however ALL the characters are now different and resemble nothing in Ranma 1/2. The graphics are horrible, the gameplay is ass, and there's nothing fun about it. Nothing.
Super James Pond (SNES) -- WTF, like what was the dev team thinking? James Pond was never cool.
Metal Mech (NES) -- The only cool thing about this game is the box art. Developed by 3 people (one programmer, one artist, and someone else), there is no point to this game. I have never figured out what to do.
Gadget Twins (Genesis) -- It's listed as a shmup in the xenocide files, however, it is not. In screenshots, it looks like a shmup..but you don't shoot bullets, you just fly around and when you press the "fire" button, out comes a 2 inch boxing glove that forces you to get close enough to the enemy that you'll most likely touch them and lose some health. Awful game.
Harley's Humongous Adventure (SNES) -- With a title like that, I don't feel that I need to explain.
I recall when someone was playing Harley's Humongous Adventure in Mexico when the SNES arrived there. And he dared to tell me about how superior the SNES was because that game had so many more colors.
The worst shmup I have ever played was Blazeon on the SNES. Even B-Wings on the old Nes was much more enjoyable.
The GB b/w Mortal Kombat is extremely bad. Slow controls, an uppercut that is incredibly slow, brain dead AI, and no real ending. They try to make up for it with the ability to play as Goro, but the playable version of Goro has an extremely limited moveset.
Aren't the bullet paths predefined? There's really no place for that in a shooter, is there? It's been ages since I played the original though. The latter ones I don't mind so much... I'm just not so big on first one.
That beat em up game onthe Nes I cant remember It's name but, some of the moves look questionable at best, also the character resembles Hulk Hogan or some blonde guy .
SheSaidDutch wrote:That beat em up game onthe Nes I cant remember It's name but, some of the moves look questionable at best, also the character resembles Hulk Hogan or some blonde guy .
Bad Street Brawler It's so bad it's actually good. I love that game.
I am yet to play a Dragonball game that's not crap... but this one takes the cake. It has bad graphics, and a small set of moves for each character. The "close up" fighting is jerky, the response to control makes it impossible to be any playable, and it ends up being a hit and miss affair. THe "distant" battles with super magic balls and all, it's SOOO boring, but SOOOO boring (it is in all games)... it's hard to not fall asleep.
It's crap crap crap
Scramble Eggs (MSX)
Just read the review here in shmups.com
Spice World (PSX)
Ok, not much of a game..... not much of anything really.
Last Action Hero (multisystem)
The game is a little different on each system, and it's horrible in every one of them.
SheSaidDutch wrote:That beat em up game onthe Nes I cant remember It's name but, some of the moves look questionable at best, also the character resembles Hulk Hogan or some blonde guy .
Bad Street Brawler It's so bad it's actually good. I love that game.
looks like Duke Nukem
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Seanbaby (www.seanbaby.com) states that the following are the worst 20 games ever made.
20: Extreme Sports With the Berenstein Bears
19: Bible Adventures
18: Kriss Kross: Make My Video
17: Bubsy 3D
16: Bad Street Brawler
15: Total Recall
14: Rapjam Volume One
13: AIRCARS
12: Night Trap
11: Heroes of the Lance
10: Revolution X
9: Custer's Revenge
8: White Men Can't Jump
7: Superman 64
6: Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon
5: Virtuoso
4: Captain Novolin
3: Fight For Life
2: Club Drive
1: E.T. The Extraterrestrial
He's full of shit though, because anything with Kris Kross in it can't be that bad.
^ sorry man. seanbaby is never wrong. i just read his Video Review again, and someone who makes me cry in an open computer lab from laughing so hard, doesn't deserve to be challenged.[/url]
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It's so bad it's actually good. I love that game.
