Tell em they must include one (1) crazy-ass space dragon / fire manticore / Audrey Jr. MKVII Delta every other stage to balance out the gunmetal. Get the oldschool Gofer/Gaiden trash talk back in while they're at it.
I'LL BASH U
"You think you can beat me with that? LOSER!"
(tbh I find a few moodier parts of GV legit stunning to this day; namely the cloudy upper orbit vista of st2's boss rush, set to a thunderous
Poison Of Snake. a convincing scintilla of Ace Combat arcade/sim fire, as boss after boss goes down in flames)
While we're in total daydream mode, get it on EXA with, I don't know, a multiplier for teabagging Moai heads. Every Moai teabagged builds the COCO METER, when it maxes out press A+B to hit em with vulcanic and creamy COCO BEAM goodness! Just kidding,
FUCK A+B, hated it since IMAGEFIGHT, put it on C son. Ah jeez, you need shot/teabag/powerup don't you. I've ruined everything already, that's why they need the old legends back!