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Kujo and his teams still remembers the "true" spirit of R-Type series :lol:
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Rare image of Gynoug Dickman back before his major contract with NCS Corp. Here we see him as part of the special effects team
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NOT MY GHOST DICK (◎w◎;)

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^ poor lil tank midboss looking all shy next to the FLYING FORTRESS DICK (`w´メ) (which has its own Dick :shock:)

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Alexa, play HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN 2 ME.mp3 (■`w´■)
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Re: NOT MY GHOST DICK (◎w◎;)

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BIL wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2024 10:41 pmwhich has its own Dick :shock:
I count two, bahaha
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Curses... I've become soft, Fraudy-kun. (■`w´■) Unlike this thread's subject (`w´メ)

ALL AGENTS SCRAMBLE

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Not even the happenin LAZER FUTURE of 1983 is safe from the strange phenomenon! (■`w´■)
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New STG was just released and I don't know about you guys but...

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The VirtuaWang, aka the Ghostdick. Truly a classic.
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Udderdude wrote: Sat Jan 25, 2025 12:36 am The VirtuaWang, aka the Ghostdick. Truly a classic.
I prefer "Holo-Hog" myself.
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BulletMagnet wrote: Sat Jan 25, 2025 12:56 am
Udderdude wrote: Sat Jan 25, 2025 12:36 am The VirtuaWang, aka the Ghostdick. Truly a classic.
I prefer "Holo-Hog" myself.
Phantom Phallus.
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The Long Hard Road (`w´メ)

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Well chaps, after 20k posts as chairman, I figured it was time to pass the torch to young Goompaolo. (´ω`) He's learned the first rule of Dick Squad well:
Goompaolo9500 wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:18 pmRead the forum rules carefully. Do not mention dicks.
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Perhaps I'll work on my scores for a change. (*'ω' *)

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BUT THEN (・`W´・)!
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... ( ・`ω`・)>⌐■-■

Let's remain vigilant, agents. (■`w´■) Following on from the previous dossier:

DICK SQUAD: FROM THE FILES OF DICK STOCK VOL.2

X-MULTIPLY / Field Report "LAZY BOY BLUES"
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Chairman's note: Poor bastard's ticker gave out on him. (■`ω´■)

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EDF / Field Report "Eff E.D."
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Chairman's note: Not bad. Titanic Lance ate Jaleco's lunch though. (■`ω´■)

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KAITEI DAISENSOU / Field Report "LOST LUGGAGE" Agent LETHE
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Chairman's note: RIP. (■`ω´■)

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RAPID HERO / Field Report "ROCKET RIDE" Agent PERISHEDFRAUD
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Chairman's note: That's one way to take on Titanic Lance, smart chaps at NMK. (■`ω´■)

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R-TYPE FINAL 2 / Field Report "THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN"
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Chairman's note: Got a PS5 for this one. (■`ω´■)

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RAIGA / Field Report "FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES" Agent BAREKNUCKLEROO
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Chairman's note: Beans start getting hot and the oven breaks down. Typical. (■`ω´■)

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XEXEX / Field Report "SNEAKY PRICK" Agent LETHE
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Chairman's note: As expected of Hentai Colonel KLAUS PACHIBEL. (■`ω´■)

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ZERO WING / Field Report "MEN'S HEALTH ADVISORY 2101"
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Chairman's note: Absolutely shocking condition, take care of your junk lads. (■`ω´■)

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DAIOH / Field Report "COCKY RIM"
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Chairman's note: I can't tell who's giving head to who. (■`ω´■)

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BARADUKE 2: BAKUTOTSU KIJUTEI / Field Report "LOST LUGGAGE VOL.2"
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Chairman's note: Poor bastard. (■`ω´■)

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SWIV / Field Report "DOUBLE-IONIZED CYCLING KILL SYSTEM" Agent LANDER
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Chairman's note: Possible acronym. (■`ω´■)

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WAR OF AERO / Field Report "TRUE FAITH"
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Chairman's note: Cult of IREM's work through and through. (■`ω´■)

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MAD SHARK / Field Report "BLIND FURY" + "LOST LUGGAGE VOL.3"
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Chairman's note: MOSS dudes could use stronger glasses tbh. (■`ω´■)

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CURSE / Field Report "VENUS DE GIGO" Agent PERISHEDFRAUD
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Chairman's note: That box has snared many an eager young agent. (■`ω´■)

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METAL BLACK / Field Report "LOST LUGGAGE THE FINAL"
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Chairman's note: The battlefield is merciless, secure your hog. (■`ω´■)

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BEGA'S BATTLE / Field Report "SECRET WEAPON"
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Chairman's note: Notoriously unreliable hardware. (■`ω´■)
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Good dude, I was a year behind him at Star Luster academy!

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Grats, big boy. That 20,000 incher is gonna really go places.
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A milestone for the shmup community.

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468 of his 20k posts (2.3%) contains the word "dick".
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All hail Birru Son. This place is better because he is a part of it.

Also only 2.3%?
You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it.
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BIL out here doing the lord’s work.
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Thank you chaps, as chairman I will do my utmost to repay your plaudits over the next 20k (`w´メ)
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Outstanding work biru sensei. Couldn't do it like you even if I tried...
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Stevens wrote: Mon Feb 10, 2025 11:15 pmAlso only 2.3%?
Indeed, more training is needed. And, to make said endeavor more practical, an OnlyFans account.

And no, I will not accept any username other than "Titanic Lance" for said account.
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How to celebrate, BIL?
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emphatic wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2025 9:07 pm How to celebrate, BIL?
Oh you know, just visited Goomp for a cookout. (*'ω' *)

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Goompaolo9500 wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:18 am Not funny, guys. Let's lock this thread.
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Poor Goomp. This thread gave him PTSD.
You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it.
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Stevens wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2025 8:33 pm Poor Goomp. This thread gave him PTSD.
Penis, Taint, Snake and Dick (Pole, Todger, Schlong and Dong, in certain scientific circles), yes, all four. And then some.
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