Well chaps, after 20k posts as chairman, I figured it was time to pass the torch to young Goompaolo. (´ω`) He's learned the first rule of Dick Squad well:
Perhaps I'll work on my scores for a change. (*'ω' *)
BUT THEN (・`W´・)!
... ( ・`ω`・)>⌐■-■
Let's remain vigilant, agents. (■`w´■) Following on from the
previous dossier:
DICK SQUAD: FROM THE FILES OF DICK STOCK VOL.2
X-MULTIPLY / Field Report
"LAZY BOY BLUES"
Chairman's note: Poor bastard's ticker gave out on him. (■`ω´■)
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EDF / Field Report
"Eff E.D."
Chairman's note: Not bad. Titanic Lance ate Jaleco's lunch though. (■`ω´■)
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KAITEI DAISENSOU / Field Report
"LOST LUGGAGE" Agent LETHE
Chairman's note: RIP. (■`ω´■)
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RAPID HERO / Field Report
"ROCKET RIDE" Agent PERISHEDFRAUD
Chairman's note: That's one way to take on Titanic Lance, smart chaps at NMK. (■`ω´■)
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R-TYPE FINAL 2 / Field Report
"THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN"
Chairman's note: Got a PS5 for this one. (■`ω´■)
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RAIGA / Field Report
"FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES" Agent BAREKNUCKLEROO
Chairman's note: Beans start getting hot and the oven breaks down. Typical. (■`ω´■)
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XEXEX / Field Report
"SNEAKY PRICK" Agent LETHE
Chairman's note: As expected of Hentai Colonel KLAUS PACHIBEL. (■`ω´■)
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ZERO WING / Field Report
"MEN'S HEALTH ADVISORY 2101"
Chairman's note: Absolutely shocking condition, take care of your junk lads. (■`ω´■)
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DAIOH / Field Report
"COCKY RIM"
Chairman's note: I can't tell who's giving head to who. (■`ω´■)
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BARADUKE 2: BAKUTOTSU KIJUTEI / Field Report
"LOST LUGGAGE VOL.2"
Chairman's note: Poor bastard. (■`ω´■)
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SWIV / Field Report
"DOUBLE-IONIZED CYCLING KILL SYSTEM" Agent LANDER
Chairman's note: Possible acronym. (■`ω´■)
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WAR OF AERO / Field Report
"TRUE FAITH"
Chairman's note: Cult of IREM's work through and through. (■`ω´■)
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MAD SHARK / Field Report
"BLIND FURY" + "LOST LUGGAGE VOL.3"
Chairman's note: MOSS dudes could use stronger glasses tbh. (■`ω´■)
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CURSE / Field Report
"VENUS DE GIGO" Agent PERISHEDFRAUD
Chairman's note: That box has snared many an eager young agent. (■`ω´■)
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METAL BLACK / Field Report
"LOST LUGGAGE THE FINAL"
Chairman's note: The battlefield is merciless, secure your hog. (■`ω´■)
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BEGA'S BATTLE / Field Report
"SECRET WEAPON"
Chairman's note: Notoriously unreliable hardware. (■`ω´■)
Good dude, I was a year behind him at Star Luster academy!
