LET THE TRASH-GAME SPORTS BEGIN
TRASH GAME BASE, THREE MINUTES AND CLOSING.
Oh, my God. Trash gaming is definitely a plague for this world and it doesn't seem to stop.
Today's trash review is the return of Myron Kevan Tynes Jr.'s abominations to the PlayStations with Breakthrough Gaming presents Basketball.
BASKETBALL IN GAMING
1973-2022
YOU WILL BE MISSED
We gather here today to mourn the loss of Basketball in Gaming.
A noble art and tradition of porting the sport has died in the hands of a trash developer.
Like Football, Baseball, Soccer and Racing, Basketball was a great sport that had its glory days, until Breakthrough Gaming fell upon them like a disease.
May God keep the sport on his memory, Amen.
Like a punishment from the heavens, Breakthrough Gaming's incursion in sports claims the life of another "American Favorite". Today's unfortunate victim was Basketball.
The gameplay of this title is to score all the points possible without missing any balls possible, since you have to calculate the firing position 'cos the ball will go on a short curved angle. Yeah, there's no longshots that grant you 3 points, only this small 2 point shots. Unlike most of their sport games, time is not the limit, but the total of shots it is, as if it was ammunition or something. That's all what it is in this pathetic attempt to a "Retro-like Arcade Game". This is more of a crappy bullseye game rather than a basketball-themed game. ¿Where's the NBA? There's no famous players or courts, not even graffitti covered Street Basketball courts like in Jammit or Rapjam Volume One. This game and its graphics have none of them, and the music of the Attract Mode and Game Over are putrid cacophonies that sound like a broken GameBoy.
There's people who doesn't enjoy your job, Myron.
The game has a lesson about finding what talents do you have. Well, Myron's talent is to make trash and dishonor God with them by pretending to honor him. God must be upset with all the trash developed by Breakthrough Gaming and we've better think on how to evacuate this planet before the Lord unleashes his wrath on Myron 'cos I'm sure there might be collateral damages and casualties when that happens.
Trash games! Die in Hell and don't come back again!
Ah, damn it. Breakthrough Gaming's Basketball is once again another insult and injury to arcade-like games and sport games alike.
Even for a single dollar and a few trophies, its still being a total ripoff that should be condemned and threw into the deepest level of Hell.
Basketball and your mind are completely "Emilienated".