I Love You, Colonel Sanders available now on Steam

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Usually, I'm completely ambivalent towards dating sims, but this one has got me really interested. As strange as this game might sound to some people, there's a huge market for it, and I have little doubt that it will sell like crazy. It appeals to oddballs such as myself that have an esoteric interest in fast food mascots, let's players on Youtube who are looking for the next quirky thing to make a video about, and the many people who just unironically enjoy playing dating sims. People can poke fun at the concept all they want, but I think it's brilliant, and will ultimately make a lot of money for KFC.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1121 ... Simulator/
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Fucking amazing.
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Is it me, or do almost all Western VNs nowadays try to be ironically self-aware in some way by starting off with a really absurd concept?
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Durandal wrote:Is it me, or do almost all Western VNs nowadays try to be ironically self-aware in some way by starting off with a really absurd concept?
Definitely a thing.
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It would seem that this is actually sort of an offshoot of a previous KFC marketing gimmick.
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Durandal wrote:Is it me, or do almost all Western VNs nowadays try to be ironically self-aware in some way by starting off with a really absurd concept?
The ones we hear about the most are defintely using absurd plots and are parodic in nature. There's almost an entire sub-genre where players are supposed to date wacky objects/items/characters/animals/etc., harking back to Hatoful Boyfriend (where you apparently date pigeon characters).
Though if you check more underground releases on lemmasoft/fuwanovel and stuff, there'll be more standard romance stuff, and also a bit of mystery/thriller/etc.
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I have some good news for everyone to hear. It was just announced that the game will be 100% free. Now, none of you have an excuse not to play it.
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Ajora wrote:I have some good news for everyone to hear. It was just announced that the game will be 100% free. Now, none of you have an excuse not to play it.
"It's corporate viral marketing" is a really good reason not to play something.
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Yeah, I get enough ironic silly garbage just visiting the internet and I'm already too big of a fat fuck to get persuaded to eat the KFC buffet while gaming.
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As a fellow fatty I will say you can do way better than kfc.
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Awesome. Who knew the Colonel was such a bishounen?
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I want to get off this ride
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I'm surprised Burger King doesn't have a dating sim with that king character. They already have cheesy joke games released for xbox 360.
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kitten wrote:Image

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Wow, that's really on the nose.
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After 1.8 hours of playtime, I have finished playing through this interactive visual novel. The game has an Overwhelmingly Positive review aggregate on Steam, and it's fully warranted. This visual novel is funny, well-written and really heartfelt. I highly recommend that everyone check this out. My only wish is that it was a little longer.
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Ajora wrote:My only wish is that it was a little longer.
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Ughhhhhh I can't help myself. I just 1cc'ed the Colonel route and cum tributed on an 8 piece bucket :oops:
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The proper terminology is "hot fresh southern gravy".
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This thread is rapidly improving and it started strong too. Howling.
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It's funny because the gravy dispenser is his penis.
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Just had a quick go at this, and within ten minutes stumbled onto a bad(?) end wherein I was so overcome by the transcendence of the chicken I was eating that my psyche dissolved and became one with the herbs and spices.

Definitely a story to recount to the grandkids someday. :lol:
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The proper terminology is "hot fresh southern gravy".
This thread reminds me of a photo I took at a fucking Sbarro in Japan years ago. Now I gotta dig it up.
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"I'd eat that pizza like an ass."
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everything that is funny in that image pales to 830 yen for a single slice of pizza. what the fuck.
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BulletMagnet wrote:Just had a quick go at this, and within ten minutes stumbled onto a bad(?) end wherein I was so overcome by the transcendence of the chicken I was eating that my psyche dissolved and became one with the herbs and spices.

Definitely a story to recount to the grandkids someday. :lol:
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Ajora wrote:I have some good news for everyone to hear. It was just announced that the game will be 100% free. Now, none of you have an excuse not to play it.
I do have one! My PC not meeting the system requirements. Them doe-eyed everythings, though, tempting me to update...
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Steamflogger Boss wrote: Bubble economy, I assume. I was thinking of some expensive shit here but really, nothing can compete with that.
Most definitely not -- I took that on a smart phone, I believe in 2014. Maybe 2013. 20 years into deflation.
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