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drauch wrote:This janitor I used to work with had it the worst. I one time asked him what the nastiest thing he ever saw was in his career as a janitor. He thought for a second, then said someone miscarried in a toilet and all over the floor. Nothing will beat that.
No joke! I feel for the janitors at the library.

I was working at a video game store way back but they thankfully just didn't have a bathroom, I imagine it would be LGS like if there was one so whew.
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Yeah one of my friends worked at a local game store for 10 years and has all sorts of stories.

One guy got banned. His nickname was the Poopetraitor. Everytime he would come in he would just blast everywhere all over the stall and not clean it up.

Another time someone clogged the toilet and they couldn't get it unclogged, so they had to get a plumber in. In the meantime they taped up the entire stall, but some Yugioh kid broke all the tape and crapped everywhere, including all over himself and had to have his mom pick him up.

Not poo related, but the store also had rules posted on the wall, one saying that "BO is a no-no", a rule they had to enforce a few times.

Good stuff.
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Honestly, public toilets or toilets in places that people regularly pass by, they have a lot of problems even just beside the hygiene sometimes, i swear i have found cafes with bathrooms so small i barely fit in and had space to move.
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Steamflogger Boss wrote:So, fat people?
More like anyone who sprays their evacuation all over the toilet bowl, regardless of weight. Sometimes I wonder if they fit special tips in their sphincter the way it's done with paint sprayers.
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Steamflogger Boss wrote:
drauch wrote:This janitor I used to work with had it the worst. I one time asked him what the nastiest thing he ever saw was in his career as a janitor. He thought for a second, then said someone miscarried in a toilet and all over the floor. Nothing will beat that.
No joke! I feel for the janitors at the library.

I was working at a video game store way back but they thankfully just didn't have a bathroom, I imagine it would be LGS like if there was one so whew.

Whenever I relieve myself in a public space, I strip naked then crouch on the toilet seat like a perched gargoyle, open up the bomb bay door and imagine I'm a B-52 laying waste to a cambodian village.
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Sometimes I regret visiting this forum...
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Y'all wouldn't have to read these horror stories if my Bad Poops thread didn't get locked like 9 years ago (time flies, man). Never forget. Keep it flying.
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Fucking Windows Update on Windows 10 AGAIN. I've moved to the semi-annual channel and delayed feature updates by 3 months, seeing as I'd never have one work through the standard Windows Update method - and they pulled one shortly after release. Being on Surface Pro, they roll out updates to that first - so I'd been delaying it to avoid getting a botched release pushed on me again.

Feature update 1903 came through yesterday and holy shit it worked first time through the standard Windows Update UI.

And then I noticed it took away my ability to delay feature updates or select a release channel. FU Microsoft. Again.
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drauch wrote:Y'all wouldn't have to read these horror stories if my Bad Poops thread didn't get locked like 9 years ago (time flies, man). Never forget. Keep it flying.
Heh. I remember that. Sorry it didn't catch on, btw.
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One of the things I never understood until I was an adult was why people would leave water or piss on the toilet seat. Like, what the hell, lift the seat up to take a leak or clean up after yourself! I now notice just how many times toilets, especially ones with aggressive flushing you'll see in industrial bathrooms, have splashing up when you flush the toilet. Often droplets will literally fly up out of the toilet when you flush, only to land on the toilet seat and make you assume the last person who used the toilet was gross.

The moral of the story is I am now in the habit of wiping the seat with toilet paper after I flush just to make sure I don't look like I've left it disgusting, even if it's just from flushing and walking away.
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It's still obvious when someone pisses with the seat down though. Or misses the toilet/urinal completely. We had a lot of wet floors under the urinals that was blamed on blockages when flushing. They're still there now we have "waterless" urinals. Grim. I think they just upped the air freshener dose to cover it.

People are fucking animals. Not just men... I worked in a place where a woman did a shit on a cubicle floor. And to this day I don't know which former housemate regularly trimmed their pubes over the toilet seat and left them there.
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Yeah when I worked at a Dairy Queen when I was 17 some old lady couldn't get into the bathroom and shit on the floor in front of the door.

Another person pooped in a fry box and left it on the table.
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I currently work in maintenance. I have seen some nasty stuff. One of the more frustrating times was when a sign and cones were put up in front of the men's urinal and people kept flushing it and flooding the bathroom. One time, the men's urinal had a plastic bag over it and someone still peed on it. I have seen toilets covered in pee and poop in both the men's and ladies room. One time, there was a toilet covered in blood in when I was cleaning the ladies room (I suspect that it may have been fake due to the way it came off when I cleaned it). There was another day where the whole floor in one of the men's rooms was sticky.
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When for some reason I can't answer a call from a customer, that's ONE CALL, then said customer calls the head office complaining he's been calling multiple times for an hour and no one answers. :roll:
Good thing calls are registered, then when my boss comes questioning what happened, and understands the situation, he just goes: "Oh, fuck them then. Fucking customers..." :lol:
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TransatlanticFoe wrote:Fucking Windows Update on Windows 10 AGAIN.
Specineff wrote:That's it, I'm going back to Windows 8. Consequences be damned.
My drive with Win10 died, now I'm seriously thinking of going back to 7.
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I'm afraid I can beat everyone on this, I work in the NHS on a reception desk in outpatients. Once a couple of years ago, the patient toilet was blocked (with shit) and so we let the patients use the staff toilet (unisex so just a toilet no urinal). Towards the end of clinic I went for a quick pee, only to find the entire seat, floor and walls absolutely plastered in jizz, and I'm talking COVERED, the guy literally must have saved that orgasm for an entire year, to release it on the world at that moment, tantric style. luckily the floor and walls were a dark colour which tipped me off, I might not have noticed it on the seat and lifted it.

Quite why he felt the need to do it, I've absolutely no idea, all I know is, it took a special cleaning crew practically in radiation suites to sort it, and I've never been over keen on using that toilet since.
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Doesn't compare to some of the bowel-loosened horrors on this page, but goddamn work internet censor chafes my ass. The PCE Quality Thread is blocked for PORNO, the Scrolling Action thread for VIOLENCE/WEAPONS, the MD thread for PERSONAL THREATS. I appreciate the sentiment Image but still - eat my ass, corporate overlords!
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Was it Peter North or something? How can one jizz that much!
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drauch wrote:Was it Peter North or something? How can one jizz that much!
lol absolutely no idea all I can think is he saved up :roll: it was fairly horrific though I must admit, and I've seen some pretty gross things in 12 years in this place.
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Yeah I'm still wondering how that is even possible from one person. Gaht daaaam.
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The Windows 10 apocalypse never ends, actually I think it gets worse if even possible, they're breaking everything, over and over, at this point I'm expecting news of the first update in history to officially set millions of computers on fire. :lol:

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On a similar subject...

People that are shitty and justify it by saying something to the extent of that's life everyone is that way. Well no...I'm not... WELL THEN YOU ARE A FOOL...
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Xyga wrote:The Windows 10 apocalypse never ends, actually I think it gets worse if even possible, they're breaking everything, over and over, at this point I'm expecting news of the first update in history to officially set millions of computers on fire. :lol:

21st century golden rules of Humanity #1;
As an individual as well as within a group, or as a group, to the bitter end never admit you've fucked-up, never walk back and fix your shit.
Even if that ends up costing you dearly or even everything, because you gotta believe that your ego is more important and that somewhow there's a reward coming for you if you've been brave enough to always remain a stubborn, tunnel-visioned, hypocrite asshole. 8)
I will stick to Windows 7 for as long as it is still supported, until I'm forced to finally make the jump to Linux. Anything but Windows 10.
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What issues are you guys still having?
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drauch wrote:What issues are you guys still having?
Touchpad won't respond on the laptop until a key on the keyboard is pressed, randomly. Happens after waking up from hibernation or cold boot, with no reason. This is an HP laptop, though. My Lenovo gamer has no such issues.

Firefox will also launch for no reason after a cold boot, on its own.
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Today, I was playing some Sonic 3 Complete on my laptop.
Unfortunately, I forgot I had moved Kega Fusion from the desktop to a different folder where I keep all my programs that don't bother with an installer.
So, my save RAM file location was pointing to a folder that no longer existed.
I didn't notice until today, since nothing I'd been playing up to now had save RAM on the cart.
Played Sonic 3 from the start up to Launch Base, had five emeralds at that point [could have had all 7, but apparently I took a particularly fast route through Hydrocity on accident, so I didn't hit the big rings I usually do there], then shut the game off for a bit.

I came back a few hours later, no save. It's gone.
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as an aside, last time I played Sonic 3, I remember enjoying myself a hell of a lot more
today, I was annoyed and paranoid the entire time, except when going through Ice Cap, where I felt a hell of a lot more relaxed
Sonic 3 has absurdly unreliable collision, and the older I get, the more I wonder how they even fucking shipped this. Every fucking moment, I felt like I was going to die for no fucking reason because lol crushers. :lol:
and this is S3C, which has a bunch of little bugfixes and shit
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Can't go five minutes without seeing this asshole lately. >:[
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Yeah for real, same with the photobucket watermark which now is also blurred. 25MB a month for free or buxxx! Helluva deal.
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