I Love You, Colonel Sanders available now on Steam
I Love You, Colonel Sanders available now on Steam
Usually, I'm completely ambivalent towards dating sims, but this one has got me really interested. As strange as this game might sound to some people, there's a huge market for it, and I have little doubt that it will sell like crazy. It appeals to oddballs such as myself that have an esoteric interest in fast food mascots, let's players on Youtube who are looking for the next quirky thing to make a video about, and the many people who just unironically enjoy playing dating sims. People can poke fun at the concept all they want, but I think it's brilliant, and will ultimately make a lot of money for KFC.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1121 ... Simulator/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1121 ... Simulator/
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Is it me, or do almost all Western VNs nowadays try to be ironically self-aware in some way by starting off with a really absurd concept?
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Definitely a thing.Durandal wrote:Is it me, or do almost all Western VNs nowadays try to be ironically self-aware in some way by starting off with a really absurd concept?
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It would seem that this is actually sort of an offshoot of a previous KFC marketing gimmick.
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The ones we hear about the most are defintely using absurd plots and are parodic in nature. There's almost an entire sub-genre where players are supposed to date wacky objects/items/characters/animals/etc., harking back to Hatoful Boyfriend (where you apparently date pigeon characters).Durandal wrote:Is it me, or do almost all Western VNs nowadays try to be ironically self-aware in some way by starting off with a really absurd concept?
Though if you check more underground releases on lemmasoft/fuwanovel and stuff, there'll be more standard romance stuff, and also a bit of mystery/thriller/etc.
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Re: An officially licensed KFC dating sim is coming to Steam
I have some good news for everyone to hear. It was just announced that the game will be 100% free. Now, none of you have an excuse not to play it.
There was a time, in the era of great chaos, when the Earth and the moon were at war with each other. A daredevil from the moon piloted a bizarre aircraft. It was feared, and because of its shape, called... Einhander.
Re: An officially licensed KFC dating sim is coming to Steam
"It's corporate viral marketing" is a really good reason not to play something.Ajora wrote:I have some good news for everyone to hear. It was just announced that the game will be 100% free. Now, none of you have an excuse not to play it.
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Yeah, I get enough ironic silly garbage just visiting the internet and I'm already too big of a fat fuck to get persuaded to eat the KFC buffet while gaming.
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As a fellow fatty I will say you can do way better than kfc.
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Awesome. Who knew the Colonel was such a bishounen?
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I want to get off this ride
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McDonald's already has shmups, dating sim when?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HkrGvAmsNk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLhd1LAP6-8
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I'm surprised Burger King doesn't have a dating sim with that king character. They already have cheesy joke games released for xbox 360.
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Wow, that's really on the nose.kitten wrote:
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After 1.8 hours of playtime, I have finished playing through this interactive visual novel. The game has an Overwhelmingly Positive review aggregate on Steam, and it's fully warranted. This visual novel is funny, well-written and really heartfelt. I highly recommend that everyone check this out. My only wish is that it was a little longer.
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Re: I Love You, Colonel Sanders available now on Steam
THATS WHAT HE SAIDAjora wrote:My only wish is that it was a little longer.
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Ughhhhhh I can't help myself. I just 1cc'ed the Colonel route and cum tributed on an 8 piece bucket
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The proper terminology is "hot fresh southern gravy".
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This thread is rapidly improving and it started strong too. Howling.
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It's funny because the gravy dispenser is his penis.
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Just had a quick go at this, and within ten minutes stumbled onto a bad(?) end wherein I was so overcome by the transcendence of the chicken I was eating that my psyche dissolved and became one with the herbs and spices.
Definitely a story to recount to the grandkids someday.
Definitely a story to recount to the grandkids someday.
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This thread reminds me of a photo I took at a fucking Sbarro in Japan years ago. Now I gotta dig it up.The proper terminology is "hot fresh southern gravy".
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"I'd eat that pizza like an ass."
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everything that is funny in that image pales to 830 yen for a single slice of pizza. what the fuck.
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TAKE ME HOME COLONEL.BulletMagnet wrote:Just had a quick go at this, and within ten minutes stumbled onto a bad(?) end wherein I was so overcome by the transcendence of the chicken I was eating that my psyche dissolved and became one with the herbs and spices.
Definitely a story to recount to the grandkids someday.
Bubble economy, I assume. I was thinking of some expensive shit here but really, nothing can compete with that.kitten wrote:everything that is funny in that image pales to 830 yen for a single slice of pizza. what the fuck.
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I do have one! My PC not meeting the system requirements. Them doe-eyed everythings, though, tempting me to update...Ajora wrote:I have some good news for everyone to hear. It was just announced that the game will be 100% free. Now, none of you have an excuse not to play it.
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Most definitely not -- I took that on a smart phone, I believe in 2014. Maybe 2013. 20 years into deflation.Steamflogger Boss wrote: Bubble economy, I assume. I was thinking of some expensive shit here but really, nothing can compete with that.
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