God have mercy, Game of Thrones shat itself and died.
I'm glad you gents covered it already, I'd expect no less!
It was so bad I actually bought (and read!) Fire & Blood*.
Concurring that they should've just adapted the fucking fourth and fifth books. Obviously there is some dry as dust stuff in there, but holy fuck. The obvious, fun, explodey stuff at least. The entire Greyjoy stable of Victarion (fuck me this guy is hilarious, especially with Moqorro in tow! VICTARION SMASH), Aeron and Euron (evil-ass muhfucka
with his finger on the APOCALYPSE BUTTON
), Quentin and TEH TATTERED PRINCE (seriously, that would've been some Apocalypse Now shit in Astapor...), BARRISTAN TEH BOLD ("zomg we need big battles" read the books you flapping cunts!), even Darkstar and Arianne for the respective emo twink and
GRRL POWER TEEHEE boxes.
Even the shit they did do would've probably been watchable, if it'd been across two ten-episode seasons. Oh well. I hope someone does an anime somewhere down the line.
Seconding GP, for the love of fuck watch
Fargo. All three seasons are beautiful.
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FIRE N' BLOOD wrote:According to Eustace, Lord Jasper's sobriquet "Ironrod" derived from his unbending attitudes to matters of law, but Mushroom claims it was from the stiffness of his member
Oh you! But even here, amidst all the chalk dust and throat-clearing, there's lots of ill stuff! Cregan Stark is a real G! Also more ALYS RIVERS please George!
Some say that Alys Rivers merely raised a hand, and Ser Regis began to scream and clutch his head, until his skull burst apart, spraying blood and brains.
Yo!
What is this SCANNERS shit! And WHAT IN SWEET FUCK happened with Balerion and Aerea?! And you gotta do more Dunk & Egg too, those are your best stuff (especially THE MYSTERY KNIGHT: Homo Vibes Daisakusen). And fuuuck, the first and fifth Blackfyre Rebellions need a TV miniseries each. Get off your fat fuckin ass! Or get ON it rather! Pls don't keel over George.