That's easy for someone without a hairy buttcrack to say.Specineff wrote:People who use a ridiculous amount of toilet paper when they go to the bathroom. Yes, stool is gross, but you don't need to expend 1/3 of a roll every time you evacuate.
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^Yeah dude, the struggle is real. My b crack is hairy as fuck.
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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You gotta buzz it in the tub.
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Seems like it'd be itchier once the hair started growing back, or hurt when they were small hairs? Plus I'm pretty sure I have hemorrhoids so my butt is a constant nightmare. Also there's already too much other stuff I have to shave, so I guess I'll just stick to being a mudbutt.
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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It's gotten progressively more difficult to do so .. I'm pretty sure my next phone is going to be root-free, and just buy something that doesn't have a heavily customized/bloated version of Android. Or get one I can install LineageOS to. My current phone is still on Cyanogenmod, lolSpecineff wrote:Could very well be me, but the fact that the guides to root a phone sound as complicated as changing the oil on a Federation starship is frustrating and discouraging, to say the least.
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It's weird & a little annoying to maintain but you get used to it & it's def better on the ole' bootyhole. Just don't touch the buzzer to the browneye and you'll be good to go. I'd also suggest using a soapy rag over TP when available. I have an active job and during the summer the last thing you want is a bacterial breeding ground around your nether regions.drauch wrote:Seems like it'd be itchier once the hair started growing back, or hurt when they were small hairs? Plus I'm pretty sure I have hemorrhoids so my butt is a constant nightmare. Also there's already too much other stuff I have to shave, so I guess I'll just stick to being a mudbutt.
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Buy some babywipes, lol.
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Man, that's probably how my ass got so fucked up, being sweaty all the time. It's never been the same since my fast food days, slaving over the grill.
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This made me think of Deadpool 2.Udderdude wrote:Buy some babywipes, lol.
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Would it be safe to shave your buttcrack by yourself?
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I cut my hair by myself and it's pretty hard to shave the back, so I think I could manage the bhole okay.
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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This is why bidet/washlets need to be everywhere. Got a portable one and I've never had a bad day since.
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Yeah, I know a few people with them who swear by them. My ass is so fucked though that spraying water directly at it hurts. I itch the hell out of it in my sleep since it itches all the time, so I wake up with sore butthole most mornings and the stinkfinger. I probably have a lot of issues. I hope in the future when you can get new organs I can get a new asshole because this one sucks... ass.
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I had unbelievably intense hemorroids before the holidays, and the culprit was obvious : it was sweat (coupled with tons of walking/physical effort, probably. I had a job where I walked non-stop all day). I met a surgeon lady who deals a lot with hemmoroids and she confirmed that sweat in that area creates ton of irritation and ultimately, hemmoroids. She said the best remedy was to get a sitz bath, and put lukewarm water(not hot) in and sit in for 15-to-20 min(no more since sitting on toilet for too long actually aggravate hemmoroids and can be its cause too because that position is not like regular sitting; it contracts anal-area muscles that shouldn't be put under stress. so no browsing your phone while taking a shit and chilling, hurry up and do your business)at least once a day, including after every time you defecate (you gotta clean bacterias off that area/lesion). you don't even need to bother with the pouch of liquid, just fill the seat and sit in.
She even went as far as too say that the creams(Preparation H, etc) don't even work, although I did put some on anyway. She says it's all in the sitz bath. She also suggested that at work I dried the ol' ass crack and asshole area mid-day (I had to do it with gentle touches of toilet paper but maybe something smoother is better suited). That helped so much to reduce the irritation and to heal. She also advised to change position every now and then/avoid sitting for too long when you're having an outburst of hemmoroid
By following her instructions, I got rid of the hemmoroids after one week (I was home for that time though, I guess if you're working a physical job during that time it may take a bit longer). No more itching for the vast part and when I do sense a tiny bit of itching coming, I get back on using the sitz bath for a couple days and it goes away
Follow this and you should get better. Hope you'll heal well my good dude
She even went as far as too say that the creams(Preparation H, etc) don't even work, although I did put some on anyway. She says it's all in the sitz bath. She also suggested that at work I dried the ol' ass crack and asshole area mid-day (I had to do it with gentle touches of toilet paper but maybe something smoother is better suited). That helped so much to reduce the irritation and to heal. She also advised to change position every now and then/avoid sitting for too long when you're having an outburst of hemmoroid
By following her instructions, I got rid of the hemmoroids after one week (I was home for that time though, I guess if you're working a physical job during that time it may take a bit longer). No more itching for the vast part and when I do sense a tiny bit of itching coming, I get back on using the sitz bath for a couple days and it goes away
Follow this and you should get better. Hope you'll heal well my good dude
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Man, shmups gives me the best tips for sidescrollers AND my ass. Love it.
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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Weren't you meant to have killed yourself, or something?
But nooo, you would've had to give up food if you did that, wouldn't you?!
And now you've given yourself ass cancer?!
You deserve it, you gluttonous cunt!
But nooo, you would've had to give up food if you did that, wouldn't you?!
And now you've given yourself ass cancer?!
You deserve it, you gluttonous cunt!
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I been on this forum too long. Are we all old now? Oh God, I feel a crisis comin o... Nah fuck it, too tired to care.
Godzilla was an inside job
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My love for butter and digging in my ass keeps me going. I have seen the light.Zen wrote:Weren't you meant to have killed yourself, or something?
But nooo, you would've had to give up food if you did that, wouldn't you?!
And now you've given yourself ass cancer?!
You deserve it, you gluttonous cunt!
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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Maybe give these a go? https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/our-pro ... resh/wipes
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You need the three seashells.
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How Wikipedia deletes articles like the alternate display modes without warning. It's one thing to delete articles, but as long as it's not something actually illegal like child pornography, can't they at least give a warning in advance so that people can have the chance to put the info elsewhere?
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Shmupsforum: we have all the best advice on videogames, circumcisions, and hemorrhoids!drauch wrote:Man, shmups gives me the best tips for sidescrollers AND my ass. Love it.
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Tape/glue etc. that somehow sticks infinitely better to my oily, uneven skin than to the clean, flat surface I'm actually trying to apply it to.
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Isn't all history of all edits always logged on Wikipedia? Including deletes?EthicalShooter wrote:How Wikipedia deletes articles like the alternate display modes without warning. It's one thing to delete articles, but as long as it's not something actually illegal like child pornography, can't they at least give a warning in advance so that people can have the chance to put the info elsewhere?
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Fan translations of game documentation generally not being a thing.
Fire Emblem is a fairly popular series, and Nintendo has Monshou no Nazo's manual right on their website. Seisen no Keifu's is there, too, although as an original document for the Virtual Console release. Yet no one's bothered to translate them.
Given that there already exists plenty of English-language documentation for those two titles, it's not an issue in this case, but something like, say... the hundreds of random obscure PC98 games out there... it would be nice to know what information the manual writers intended to present to first-time players instead of floundering about with guides off GameFAQs that aren't even particularly well-written much of the time.
Fire Emblem is a fairly popular series, and Nintendo has Monshou no Nazo's manual right on their website. Seisen no Keifu's is there, too, although as an original document for the Virtual Console release. Yet no one's bothered to translate them.
Given that there already exists plenty of English-language documentation for those two titles, it's not an issue in this case, but something like, say... the hundreds of random obscure PC98 games out there... it would be nice to know what information the manual writers intended to present to first-time players instead of floundering about with guides off GameFAQs that aren't even particularly well-written much of the time.
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Finite Continues? Ain't that some shit.
Finite Continues? Ain't that some shit.
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Poor documentation on how to build a program.
All I wanted to do was change one little compile-time setting [admittedly, all of the settings were compile time].
in the most recent case I've dealt with, the process was actually pretty simple, if still more than "./configure && make && sudo make install" or "open project file in ____ IDE, build"
but the documentation on what to do is a bit out of order and doesn't feel like being concrete about anything
and all the config options you want or need to pass are spread out over like three pages
also, I was on Windows but one of the steps involves generating a shell script and not a batch script [I did have a native Windows version of BASH installed, so I lucked out]
It's arguably less of a hassle than the old system used to build it... but being new, it's also not well documented.
All I wanted to do was change one little compile-time setting [admittedly, all of the settings were compile time].
in the most recent case I've dealt with, the process was actually pretty simple, if still more than "./configure && make && sudo make install" or "open project file in ____ IDE, build"
but the documentation on what to do is a bit out of order and doesn't feel like being concrete about anything
and all the config options you want or need to pass are spread out over like three pages
also, I was on Windows but one of the steps involves generating a shell script and not a batch script [I did have a native Windows version of BASH installed, so I lucked out]
It's arguably less of a hassle than the old system used to build it... but being new, it's also not well documented.
Come check out my website, I guess. Random stuff I've worked on over the last two decades.
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Exasperated when the documentation looks like this or you ask for help and you feel like thisnull1024 wrote:Poor documentation on how to build a program.
All I wanted to do was change one little compile-time setting [admittedly, all of the settings were compile time].
in the most recent case I've dealt with, the process was actually pretty simple, if still more than "./configure && make && sudo make install" or "open project file in ____ IDE, build"
but the documentation on what to do is a bit out of order and doesn't feel like being concrete about anything
and all the config options you want or need to pass are spread out over like three pages
also, I was on Windows but one of the steps involves generating a shell script and not a batch script [I did have a native Windows version of BASH installed, so I lucked out]
It's arguably less of a hassle than the old system used to build it... but being new, it's also not well documented.
you have my unyielding sympathies; i encountered the same frustrations when deploying and upgrading appliances in the past. I'll RTFM when developers employ someone other than rainman to WTFM.
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I get bummed when I'm bored at work and just refresh Shmups every couple of minutes, then I get prematurely excited that someone is talking something interesting about videogames or movies just to see it's the damned politics thread again.
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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fixed that for you.drauch wrote:I get bummed when I'm bored at work and just refresh Shmups every couple of minutes, then I get prematurely excited that someone is talking something interesting about videogames or movies just to see it's the damned propaganda thread again.
took me a while to swallow that this community is like this intentionally, and even though it's a big part of what's ruined it, it will never change. just do what many of us did already; find another place to call 'home' and only visit here for utility, with low expectations :p
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