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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:38 pm 


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This is a rescued baby bat eating a banana. Somebody in the comments section said that they're like tiny dogs with wings, and I have to say I wholeheartedly agree after watching like ten of these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaPXhYaFReY


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 10:46 am 


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Made me smile because this barely scratches the surface. I wonder if it was worth making a food topic here to share this stuff.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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More Reddit goodness. I don't know why I keep bothering :P

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People don't like to be reminded that their "hardest game ever created" really isn't particularly difficult if they care spending more than half an hour trying to play it.


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2018 5:05 pm 


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what is even SGnG?
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2018 5:51 pm 


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魔界村 :wink:

Super Ghouls n' Ghosts.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2018 5:54 pm 


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"SGnG" is the sound you make when you die in that game (about every 20 seconds)
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2018 6:28 pm 


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Sorry, I guess I should have pointed that out. :D

Super = Choh (or chou)
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2018 8:55 pm 


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Oh, duh. That comparison with Dark Sould had me thinking it had to be a recent game :)
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2018 9:35 pm 


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Finding out that I can use my rice cooker in "Warm" mode as a crock pot, to make deliciously mind-blowing barbecue or curry stew. :D
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2018 6:50 pm 


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OMG the misogyny :shock:
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 10:50 pm 


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A Killer 7 HD remaster was announced for PC, and they used the Dolphin emulator to make footage...
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2018 2:00 am 


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Suddenly can't access the forum in Chrome. :[ On my ancient PC, Firefox sucks big dick, so waaa. However while googling "shmups forum" to check I had the correct URL, I stumbled over another old Friend of Shmups Forum! :3

Many years later, pathological message board autist stanches his still-gushing mangina with tissue of lies


jesus what the fuck am I reading

I totally missed this post before and only saw it today

one shitpost on a blog link he posted and he's gone from fantasizing about shooting me to being full-blown obsessed with me, what the actual fuck

does he like not realize his own posts made him look crazy, why would I benefit from sockpuppet accounts when he was so expertly making an ass of himself?

Edit: He somehow got himself banned from HG101. Probably to nobody's surprise, really.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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You know, until seeing that, I genuinely thought he'd left this place on amicable terms. :sad: I learned a saddening but valuable lesson on internet lunacy that day. :lol: I also fixed my Chrome problem. :cool:
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Man... the good 'ol days.


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Yeah. Image It's been a long five years! It had been a long three between Edmans' amiable departure and his dastardly counterattack. Image

That HG101 thread is pretty amusing - I read the whole thing back then! By the end of it, at least one innocent poster is wolfing down Edmans' bullshit and swearing his enmity for the bullies of shumpsfarm. On that note: If any hapless dupes show up here looking to rumble, I must ask you gents not to pwn them! :shock: Instead, let me appraise them of the facts, so we can avert the great inter-forum nerd war of 2019. Image

In the meantime, let's all enjoy one of the forum's great pages. Image

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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2018 6:23 pm 


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Holy shit he's still talking about Roo 4.5 years on, omg.

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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Fallen internet person Maddox's ongoing implosion. Took his former buddy-turned-nemesis to court for HURT FEELS er I mean GREAT PROFESSIONAL DAMAGE. Got his asshole detonated rim from rim as the judge laughed him and his shitty lawyer out of court. Now his annihilated sphincter is collapsing in on itself with the fury of a dying sun, as his scumbag counsel attempts to silence commentators who are, again, causing HURT FEELS er I mean GREAT PROFESSIONAL DAMAGE. I only knew of this guy by osmosis BITD, never thought he'd be such a source of mirth down the road. Image
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 3:13 pm 


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Didn't know about that. I'm certainly enjoying that his existence is but a vapor now.


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Hey, Maddox is the reason Ikaruga went mainstream.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Hey, Maddox is the reason Ikaruga went mainstream.


Oh wow! :o I was going to delete my post so he wouldn't sue me, but now I'll do it out of gratitude! Image

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F... fuck! :shock: My burgeoning career as a cyber hitman is being foiled at every pass! :sad:

EDIT: OH GOD HELP I CAN'T DELETE THOSE POSTS NOW

I'M GONNA GET SUED AND GET MY COMPUTER PWNED
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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So, as I was scrolling through my news feed, I came across an article about the release of Hyundai's new SUV, Hyundai Kona, and after a bit of reading, I learned that it was renamed to Hyundai Kauai here, and this is because cona (both would sound the same when read aloud) is a (very) vulgar way of saying vagina, similar to 'cunt' in english (and the Wikipedia page confirms it). :lol:

Amusingly, maybe because I'm so used to japanese romanizations (which kona could very well be), I didn't make the connection until I read about the renaming.


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^ reminds me of when Audi proudly presented their 'e-tron' concept, which in French basically means turd.
edit: no they haven't renamed it lol.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Hehe, at least Hyundai had the good sense to rename theirs. :lol:

But what really takes the cake are some of the comments, on one of the articles about it:

Comment #1 wrote:
É pena, poderia ser a única maneira de alguns homens terem uma “kona”.

Which translates to: "It's a shame, it could be the only way for some men to have a "kona/cunt""


Comment #2 wrote:
E em relação ao espaço interior? Apertado?

Which translates to: "What about the interior? Tight?"


Gotta love those comments. :lol:


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