Nightmare Fuel

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Wasn't that one from that fake-ass Megalodon documentary? If not, then holy hell! But I'm pretty sure it's from that.
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Freedom Is Not Defined By Safety

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In search of great justice, sailing on a sea of stars.
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In one of my classes, our assignment in order to learn how to use the pen tool in adobe illustrator, we had to trace over this... thing.
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There is a great book of photos on old American Halloween called haunted air. It's full of things like this:

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First, there was WHALE TAKING A MASSIVE SHIT. But now... can you imagine this happening to you?! :shock:
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Darius staff members are clearly a more refined people than I. If it were up to me I'd have had at least one overindulgent boss fish stinkin' up the joint over the years. Such gaijin puerility! :[
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OK, that was a bit too much for me...
Caught the tail end of Trump's inauguration goodnight speech last night.

He was talking about the campaign and what a journey it's been and thanks for sticking with him and blah blah blah...

Then he ended it by literally saying, "Now the fun begins!"
Two working class dudes, one black one white, just baked a tray of ten cookies together.

An oligarch walks in and grabs nine cookies for himself.

Then he says to the white dude "Watch out for that black dude, he wants a piece of your cookie!"
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WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE

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Fuck, BIL. :x
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Hey check it out another gut-wrenchingly NLS hit from my old image folder :O

IM WARNING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
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Wow. Bet if they want to build a realistic Trump robot it's natural they start with the mouth.
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What do you mean "start with"? It's already completed.
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Two working class dudes, one black one white, just baked a tray of ten cookies together.

An oligarch walks in and grabs nine cookies for himself.

Then he says to the white dude "Watch out for that black dude, he wants a piece of your cookie!"
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Christmas with the Trumps!
Two working class dudes, one black one white, just baked a tray of ten cookies together.

An oligarch walks in and grabs nine cookies for himself.

Then he says to the white dude "Watch out for that black dude, he wants a piece of your cookie!"
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Pace yourself, Mischief Maker.
Seven more years to go.

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Zen wrote:Pace yourself, Mischief Maker.
I am. I didn't even include Ivanka's rotting clam centerpiece:

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She truly shares her orange comb-overed father's sense of the aesthetic.
Two working class dudes, one black one white, just baked a tray of ten cookies together.

An oligarch walks in and grabs nine cookies for himself.

Then he says to the white dude "Watch out for that black dude, he wants a piece of your cookie!"
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Oh, dear.
That is unfortunate. Is she not giyur?
In fairness, it is not Ivanka's centrepiece. Nor was it used by her, as far as I can tell. Ivanka tweeted it, I think? It is a centrepiece by Allison Domonoske.
Still, definitely not koscher.

That said, she gets a pass, as she is generally quite fabulous :lol:

As for the White House decorations photo you post above, it is perfectly fine.
Correct use of the Christmas tree, as symbol of hope and renewal, bravely set centre of an avenue of bleakly lit, leafless, frosty branches. Wonderful.

If this scene is too much at night, the day-time side may be more soothing?
It also features an angel having alighted from atop the tree. Flawless.
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Zen wrote:If this scene is too much at night, the day-time side may be more soothing?
It also features an angel having alighted from atop the tree. Flawless.
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Come play with us, Danny.
Two working class dudes, one black one white, just baked a tray of ten cookies together.

An oligarch walks in and grabs nine cookies for himself.

Then he says to the white dude "Watch out for that black dude, he wants a piece of your cookie!"
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Two working class dudes, one black one white, just baked a tray of ten cookies together.

An oligarch walks in and grabs nine cookies for himself.

Then he says to the white dude "Watch out for that black dude, he wants a piece of your cookie!"
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CROIKEY M8! This story ain't half made me weenie roight tingle - and NOT for the good reason! :o

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The uncanny valley phenomenon:

THAT SMILE...
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An oligarch walks in and grabs nine cookies for himself.

Then he says to the white dude "Watch out for that black dude, he wants a piece of your cookie!"
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The Welcome Home video from Disney World.

Wait for the kicker at the end!
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Am I the only one left who remembers that Imperial Storm Troopers are wearing quasi-futuristic combinations of Nazi Helmets and Skull Masks?

I'll take a zillion midichlorions over Disney's huggable Nazi shock troopers.

I can't find the video but I remember a Force Awakens promo where Gwendoline Christie was talking about how her space nazi character was "inspiring" to little girls.
Are we the baddies?
Two working class dudes, one black one white, just baked a tray of ten cookies together.

An oligarch walks in and grabs nine cookies for himself.

Then he says to the white dude "Watch out for that black dude, he wants a piece of your cookie!"
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"Comments are turned off" Aww :sad: Love DAT RATIO doe Image
Mischief Maker wrote:
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I can't find the video but I remember a Force Awakens promo where Gwendoline Christie was talking about how her space nazi character was "inspiring" to little girls.
I like this one for maximum SECONDHAND SHAME Image Or not? They did end up doing exactly the opposite of what they said they'd do. That be "subverting expectation!" Am smart writing, much clever, many claps when see, pls subvert my expectation of water w/diarrhoea, i mean wine, yum yum glug glug
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BIL wrote:"Comments are turned off" Aww :sad: Love DAT RATIO doe Image
Something just occurred to me.

Is the reason their masks don't match (and only one has a dental face shield) because The Disney Corporation isn't providing masks, but instead requiring their employees purchase their own to be able to work?
Two working class dudes, one black one white, just baked a tray of ten cookies together.

An oligarch walks in and grabs nine cookies for himself.

Then he says to the white dude "Watch out for that black dude, he wants a piece of your cookie!"
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As a kid I prized the series dearly, but this...
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...was a bit much for me.
The rear gate is closed down
The way out is cut off

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What is this though.

The art style is really nice.
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Netflix's Cuties. :|

I am not a moral man - I habitually 1CC two games at the same time - but I have to notice this apparent cultural outreach gone awry. I hope it doesn't end up reinforcing the position of those who advocate chopping children's clitorises off. Because at least on the surface (as deep as said barbarians are likely to investigate), this is some fairly rank shit.
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Sumez wrote:What is this though.

The art style is really nice.
If I'm not mistaken I believe it's a series called Thorgal: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorgal
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