Dick Stock
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Let's break this wide open.
You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it.
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I'll tell you what it is!
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It's the Head Battleship.
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That Blazing Star on is $$.
You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it.
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I always assumed that every Cho Aniki enemy was already dropped in this thread, but I'm not sure I saw this one anywhere?Stevens wrote:Let's break this wide open.
I guess there's not technically a dick anywhere, but I feel like there should be.
Also look out for tiny snowmen on your big snowman
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God damn! That's a power tool to give LEGENDARY FUCKING MACHINE Titanic Lance a run for his money.Deadliar wrote:I'll tell you what it is! It's the Head Battleship.
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And there it is.Stevens wrote:Let's break this wide open.
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My Collection: http://www.rfgeneration.com/cgi-bin/col ... Collection
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I bet there is Sumez, I just don't think you're looking hard enough. Maybe try extending you're search.Sumez wrote:
I guess there's not technically a dick anywhere, but I feel like there should be.
You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it.
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WOW THIS IS HUGE I THINK I LIKE THIS MORE THAN PUNCTUATIONBIL wrote:God damn! That's a power tool to give LEGENDARY FUCKING MACHINE Titanic Lance a run for his money.Deadliar wrote:I'll tell you what it is! It's the Head Battleship.
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Yeah and that's only his chub! (<-MARINE LIFE HUMOUR)
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MAKE IT HUGER THIS IS THE BIGGEREST LANCE
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Looks like Titanic Lance has parasites. I think its chlamydia.
You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it.
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It's a hard life fuckin' out on the high seas
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On that note, Mr. Lance's technical prowess should not be overlooked! He may have the monstrous bulk to put lesser shmup dicks in the shade, but he's also a remarkably versatile and tenacious participant! That is what ranks him among the Great Shmup Dicks of all time! ;3
BIG GIFFU
BIG GIFFU
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Let's not forget the original.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3cwogMB9o0&t=18m35s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3cwogMB9o0&t=18m35s
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LOL Amazo. I'll say one thing for him, he's got staying power! Three go-arounds before he finally blows his top!
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You are just making fun of shmup bosses thinkong that they are dicks. These jokes are too bad. Let's lock this.
At this rate, I won’t be interested into shmups anymore. I am no longer going to be active in this forum from now on. I am more interested into Kemono Friends, rhythm games, D4DJ, Puzzle Games, Hololive, and Pretty Cure.
Farewell.
Farewell.
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If you don't have a dick to post, quit wasting the time of our busy research team.
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Looks like Goompaolo9500 is suffering from a titanic dick envy.
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U know what Goomp I'm really sorry 3; I had an epifanny about dicks and I agree they are bad and wrong. Pls accept this memorial drawing I made 2 be friends 4ever:
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YE RIGHT! ITS A GIGANTIC PULSATING DICK LMAO
God damn, Delta Meat Blimp! That yellow discharge does not look right!
God damn, Delta Meat Blimp! That yellow discharge does not look right!
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Ah yes - stage 3 "ASSAULT ON DICK MOUNTAIN," very cool stage! Later on it even channels some Cho Aniki with those buff muscle bros firing their PEC RAWKETS! Wait... were those their dicks you were blasting on the way up? Maybe that's why they're so pissed at you!
"RUORRR! YOU SHOT MY PEENOR!" ^ that is what I imagine them saying now, every time!
"RUORRR! YOU SHOT MY PEENOR!"
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I'm in my office at work and simply could not repress my laughter at Assault on Dick Mountain.
You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it.
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More laughter.
Wait - He is thrusting in your general direction, followed by white bullets, and when he emerges he shoots what looks like crabs at you.
What I'm getting from this is always use condoms.
Wait - He is thrusting in your general direction, followed by white bullets, and when he emerges he shoots what looks like crabs at you.
What I'm getting from this is always use condoms.
You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it.
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I throughly enjoyed circumcizing the final boss of In The Hunt, one slice at a time.
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Not funny, guys. Let's lock this thread.
At this rate, I won’t be interested into shmups anymore. I am no longer going to be active in this forum from now on. I am more interested into Kemono Friends, rhythm games, D4DJ, Puzzle Games, Hololive, and Pretty Cure.
Farewell.
Farewell.