... and it made me smile.

[Mischief Maker]

I wonder when white DJs no longer will be allowed to play black artists' music. Or when male DJs will be banned from playing female artists' music.

I am endlessly shocked by blatant clickbait articles.

Almost as much as when a good pro wrestler turns evil.

He's wearing black trunks! When will the madness end?!!

[BIL]

I actually considered using an archive service, thereby LITERALLY RAPING INNOCENT INTERNET JOURNALISTS IN THEIR ASSHOLES. But I got lazy! Wish I had now. When society itself gifts you such perfect mewling retardation, why give the middleman a cut? That's like being handed a perfectly good bag of coke, then paying someone to swallow and shit it out at gunpoint.

Which could ALSO be cultural appropriation, depending on your ethnicity.

How can we atone for our original sin? v_v Wait! I have a great idea! All clean now. That wouldn't count as appropriating dinosaur culture, would it?

[Mischief Maker]

Independent testing commissioned by national health watchdog the Center for Environmental Health (CEH) found high levels of lead in two Alex Jones Infowars products.

Tests found that two supplements sold on Alex Jones’ Infowars store contained significant levels of lead well in excess of California Proposition 65 limits. Lead is a dangerous chemical well known to have devastating developmental impacts on children. Crucial, but less well-known are its effects on men, including sperm damage, heart disease, and high blood pressure. One of the Alex Jones products tested had more than six times the daily limit under Proposition 65.

http://www.ceh.org/news-events/press-re ... pplements/

[BIL]

AHM TURNIN YER SPERMS GAY

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Oh hey, Photobucket's shitty ad links still go to the actual image if you right-click, then open image in new tab. At least they do for me. Patched up my Metal Black ST all nice again by saving and reuploading the old screencaps elsewhere. Tedious, satisfying!

[AntiFritz]

So the super male vitality was anything but?

[soprano1]

Spoiler

[Sumez]

It's disturbing to me that they put San Andreas in the "then" part of the image :S

[Stevens]

Agree Sumez. Then isn't 15 years ago, that shit like 1987:D

Always loved how most SMS games allowed you to continue (if there was no prompt) by holding up and one or two buttons. Others, Space Harrier comes to mind, had a sound test if you pressed up, down, left, right at the title (which began my love for game music) and there was a further cheat menu from there (you could change Harrier to a ship and mess with some other stuff). I think it was accessed by playing the songs in a certain order.

Black Belt had a boss rush if you put a code in during the ending. I'm sure there were plenty of others. I called 800 USA SEGA like twice a week to get news and what not.

[Sumez]

To be fair, a lot of the GTA games do have these classic "old-school" codes that you had to know, write down, and input in the game (using a pen and paper to do that as late as 2004 seems kind of weird though ) - but I'd say even in those games, it is already implemented as a sort of nostalgic retro thing, and it definitely wasn't normal at the time.

San Andreas is one of those games that has been in my backlog since it came out, that I'm still waiting to find the time to play, I don't really differ between it and a bunch of PS4 games that came out last yuear

[soprano1]

http://www.siliconera.com/2017/10/26/co ... ma-series/

[z0mbie90]

Wonder what the plot is gonna be? Run, jump, shoot? Man todays movie industry is just sad.

[Sumez]

It better have spreadshot!

[M.Knight]

The only way I could see it work is if they go full circle and have it be an 80s-style action movie, just like those it was initially inspired by.

[Specineff]

And Konami's whoring out of their franchises begins. Or should I say, "continues"? (The Silent Hill movies were passable, and the animated Castlevania is great, though. IMHO)

[soprano1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL-VHe_4GmE
Very cool. Mark Hamill is kidnapped by the Joker.

[BrianC]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL-VHe_4GmE
Very cool. Mark Hamill is kidnapped by the Joker.

and The Trickster (who he played in the 90s Flash live action and voiced in Justice League Unlimited)

[Sumez]

That's a very generous cartoon rendition of Mark Hamill. Does every human look like a body builder in that particular cartoon?

[Durandal]

mon dieu

[Durandal]

When the cooling fan of my laptop isn't working, and I manage to get it running again by slamming the keyboard. Only for it to rev like a rollercoaster afterwards.

[soprano1]

http://www.usgamer.net/articles/the-cia ... antasy-vii

[WelshMegalodon]

And that's not even the worst of it.

Spoiler

P.S: A 16:9 screenshot of a 4:3 game? Bin Laden was truly evil.

[emphatic]

I have this Facebook friend who's a girl I know from years ago, back in school. The only thing she's posting on Facebook is a lot of feminist articles or sexist/racist "all white men are pigs" stuff etc. I started to wonder if it's a Facebook algorithm pushing these stuff into my feed for some reason, because it look like she's more or less a shitposting bot at this point. I went to her Facebook page and scrolled down, and while it's what I already see, something about these "articles" made me smile. Close to nothing she's posting has any response, likes etc, except when she herself likes stuff. Anyone else have a friend like this who you secretly loathe?

[MintyTheCat]

http://www.bento.de/haha/bei-penny-gibt ... n-1816179/

Just seen the LGBT Chocolate Santa that is causing widespread social panic over here in a local super market

[Zen]

I'm not sure it made me smile exactly but Chris-Chan hitting the bigtime? https://youtu.be/YulJWy1Wq7Y?t=434

[BIL]

The HOMO VACCINE will rise again

[soprano1]

https://twitter.com/WomensHealthMag/sta ... 8038962177

[BIL]

Feminism worthy of Chris Chan.

[soprano1]

Next it's dandruff replacing powdered sugar.

[BIL]

I liked the suggestion of dickcheese souffle in the comments. With bonus slam to Feminazis via the steel chair of burqas and FGM! Ms. Tipton sounds like my kinda gal!

I'm not sure it made me smile exactly but Chris-Chan hitting the bigtime? https://youtu.be/YulJWy1Wq7Y?t=434

lmao, he made a 13-minute followup.

Chris is gonna be the Ramones of Youtube celebs. Toiled away in relative obscurity for years to rave reviews from his niche, only getting mainstream love long past his prime when younger, richer artists paid tribute. A decade from now, all the cool kids will wear his shirts and call themselves fans, despite only ever watching his first two videos. But by then he, Sonichu, Rosechu and Magi-Chan will all have died tragically young.

edit: Lemmy.

[mamboFoxtrot]

https://twitter.com/WomensHealthMag/sta ... 8038962177

huh, "Pussycake for My Sexist Uncle"... I may have read that hentai.