It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
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Said the pedo.Bananamatic wrote:here comes the "if it's anime it's pedo shit" dad squad
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Cave doesn't have a lot of money nowadays and they're just trying to stay relevant and/or not die, I get it.
But do they really want ro sell us a VR game with PS2-shovelware-tier graphics and awful framerate and mindless gameplay?
But do they really want ro sell us a VR game with PS2-shovelware-tier graphics and awful framerate and mindless gameplay?
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"Please stop me"? More like "Please kill me".
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Maybe they're just trolling people with crap because they're desperate and bored to death ?
Strikers1945guy wrote:"Do we....eat chicken balls?!"
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I don't think it needs pointing out, but this looks like a demo anyone could have slapped together with 5 minutes in Unity. If only pedo tendenceies and canned urine still were their worst issues.
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Could Lolicon Godzilla Simulator be the Ketsui of our generation?
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Just see that video now..
Holy fuck, why they use mah waifu as the character!?
Holy fuck, why they use mah waifu as the character!?
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So does the premium collectors edition come with the schoolgirl uniform and wig or what?
Unfortunately, CAVE have proven that they are more than willing to "turn out" their games to all and any degenerate subcultures for the filthy lucre.
On the bright side . . . . . . . . . WAGNER
Perhaps CAVE are subconsciously asking for the Coup de grâce.
That would be the most positive interpretation of this scenario, I feel.Xyga wrote:Maybe they're just trolling people with crap because they're desperate and bored to death ?
Unfortunately, CAVE have proven that they are more than willing to "turn out" their games to all and any degenerate subcultures for the filthy lucre.
On the bright side . . . . . . . . . WAGNER
Perhaps CAVE are subconsciously asking for the Coup de grâce.
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Absolutely. Any self respecting dev would never show such a rough concept to the public. Cave is like that lunatic old relative whose glory days were great but now people would rather ignore.Sumez wrote:I don't think it needs pointing out, but this looks like a demo anyone could have slapped together with 5 minutes in Unity.
Squire Grooktook wrote:*Yagawa smiles with the teeth of a shark*Captain wrote:The future of shmups is the past.
*cue Heavy Day*
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Bananamatic
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they haven't been a self respecting dev since 2013 and their streak of garbage ports
local dad shits obviously only notice after they make a 5 minute vr demo in unity for fun and have a dude cosplay as an anime girl
local dad shits obviously only notice after they make a 5 minute vr demo in unity for fun and have a dude cosplay as an anime girl
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On the plus side it directly tickles Bananamatic's unspoken giantess fetish.
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Bananamatic
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I doubt even giantess fetishists would like it since she's so obviously mechanical that you might as well rub one out to a gundam
there's probably nothing but several inches thick metal armor under that skirt
maybe if you're more of a dolljoint guy
I have no idea why people have such issues with DFK, as wanking material it would be as weird and niche as jet planes fucking each other
better complain about garegga as well at this rate
there's probably nothing but several inches thick metal armor under that skirt
maybe if you're more of a dolljoint guy
I have no idea why people have such issues with DFK, as wanking material it would be as weird and niche as jet planes fucking each other
better complain about garegga as well at this rate
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you know it existsBananamatic wrote:as wanking material it would be as weird and niche as jet planes fucking each other
Strikers1945guy wrote:"Do we....eat chicken balls?!"
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If the VR game was based on Akai Katana with gigantic sexy samurai ghost then that crowd could've been more pleased than a doll.Bananamatic wrote:I doubt even giantess fetishists would like it since she's so obviously mechanical that you might as well rub one out to a gundam
there's probably nothing but several inches thick metal armor under that skirt
maybe if you're more of a dolljoint guy
Then again, they are like racoons with their predating even the least amount of size they can get.
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Squire Grooktook
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It doesn't bother me on the sexuality front, it's more of an artistic issue. The designs look-weak in game, look out of place (and not in an amusing sort of way), and generally hurt the aesthetic. DOJ already did the loli thing much better due to Joker Juns vastly superior artwork anyway.Bananamatic wrote:I have no idea why people have such issues with DFK, as wanking material it would be as weird and niche as jet planes fucking each other
As stated before, I actually prefer character shmups and I don't have an issue with cute girliies in my games. There's no issue with the better female designs in fighting games, and for a shmup example the final battle of Cotton 100% is legitimately cool (dat dash). So anime babe battles can work, it just doesn't here.
Also Cave is a professional developer. It might be okay for an amateur like me to throw up something I made in an afternoon whilst shitposting, but when you professionally employ people and work with publishers, I don't think you can still get away with "trolling" or posting crap "for fun". Cave's decline in quality may be a result of a decline in profits (rather than the other way around, as some people might suggest), but at this point it still seems like they're just further digging their own graves and making fools of themselves, even by otaku pandering standards.
Not sure why you're playing the "dad/normalfag" card here though. Like I said, I like cutesie anime shit as much as the next guy, and I currently have about 50 firefox tabs open in Exhentai, but I also like my games to have a nice sense of aesthetics. It's not a deal breaker, but I don't see an issue in calling a spade a spade or understanding why other people find it laughable.
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Instead I am stuck in the America's where women rule with an iron crotch, and a man could get arrested for sitting behind a computer too long.
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Bananamatic wrote:I doubt even giantess fetishists would like it since she's so obviously mechanical that you might as well rub one out to a gundam
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Indie hipsters: "Arcades are so dead"
Finite Continues? Ain't that some shit.
Finite Continues? Ain't that some shit.
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What's a local dad shit?Bananamatic wrote:local dad shits
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EmperorIng
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At least post cute giant fem robots, not uggosWelshMegalodon wrote:image
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By popular request, adding a loli here.
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More like Model 2 graphicsAxelMill wrote:Cave doesn't have a lot of money nowadays and they're just trying to stay relevant and/or not die, I get it.
But do they really want ro sell us a VR game with PS2-shovelware-tier graphics and awful framerate and mindless gameplay?
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"Please stop me"? More like "Please kill me".
A Hardcore gamers reaction to the Lack of Kinect games. Apparently i could of played Dodonpachi with it if i beat a entirely in Japanese Visional Novel piece of shit game called Instant Brain
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光あふれる 未来もとめて, whoa~oh ♫
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Post more hot robot ass. Just as a joke of course. Just ironically.
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OmegaFlareX
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You probably shouldn't post things like this.Squire Grooktook wrote:I currently have about 50 firefox tabs open in Exhentai
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OmegaFlareX wrote:You probably shouldn't post things like this without links and recommendations.Squire Grooktook wrote:I currently have about 50 firefox tabs open in Exhentai
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Don't disrespect the model 2 that way....More like Model 2 graphics
Damn Tim, you know there are quite a few Americans out there who still lives in tents due to this shitty economy, and you're dropping loads on a single game which only last 20 min. Do you think it's fair? How much did you spend this time?
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You just described 90% of all current VR games.AxelMill wrote:VR game with PS2-shovelware-tier graphics and awful framerate and mindless gameplay
I haven't actively browsed/used this forum in many years and it's no longer an accurate representation of me.
I have retired from genre-specific content creation after 13 years, but I'll always love this little genre in my own personal way.
I have retired from genre-specific content creation after 13 years, but I'll always love this little genre in my own personal way.
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there's nothing wrong with anime but a lot of cave anime is boring and generic pandering type shit and it's usually there to bling out games that don't hold up to their older stuff, sorry if this is a dad opinion (i have never reproduced)
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Squire Grooktook
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Please, I was joking.OmegaFlareX wrote:You probably shouldn't post things like this.Squire Grooktook wrote:I currently have about 50 firefox tabs open in Exhentai
There's only about 30-40, max.
Aeon Zenith - My STG.RegalSin wrote:Japan an almost perfect society always threatened by outsiders....................
Instead I am stuck in the America's where women rule with an iron crotch, and a man could get arrested for sitting behind a computer too long.
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People are posting female robots, but not Aigis.
That makes me sad.
That makes me sad.
Touché.Elixir wrote:You just described 90% of all current VR games.AxelMill wrote:VR game with PS2-shovelware-tier graphics and awful framerate and mindless gameplay
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I had to check if I wasn't in my imaginary world again where each CAVE game had a great anime adaptationd0s wrote:there's nothing wrong with anime but a lot of cave anime is boring and generic pandering type shit and it's usually there to bling out games that don't hold up to their older stuff, sorry if this is a dad opinion (i have never reproduced)
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