Any quick ways to get money?

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Re: Any quick ways to get money?

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Welcome to shmups forum, where we encourage minors to prostitute themselves for RBG 8 bit gaming.
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Re: Any quick ways to get money?

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Hey it's okay. As soon as you get baptized, you're officially a virgin again.

I checked with my priest and he says it works with butts, too.
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CStarFlare wrote:Welcome to shmups forum, where we encourage minors to prostitute themselves for RBG 8 bit gaming.
and sell their testicles and kidneys
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Xyga wrote:It's really awesome how quash never gets tired of hammering the same stupid shit over and over and you guys don't suspect for second that he's actually paid for this.
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You'll ideally need to drop the testes pre-emptively, to stand out in the highly competitive teen boy butt marketplace.

Think of it though. Your butt. Their cash. Ducktales in RGB!
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Atheistgod1999: You're right, I suck dick for money.
Colonel Fitts: Boy, don't start.
Atheistgod1999: Two thousand dollars, I'm that good.
Colonel Fitts: Get out.
Atheistgod1999: And you should see me fuck. I'm the best piece of ass in three states.
[Colonel Fitts hits Atheistgod1999]
Colonel Fitts: Get out! I don't ever want to see you again!
Atheistgod1999: But BIL made me do it!

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What is this thread about ? I dont get it.
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A 15 year old needs to make quick money - he is told to prostitute himself to priests at their parochial house, then told to contact Obama and his chums since it's almost time to head to Bohemian grove again for a jolly.
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Could always cellophane wrap some games you already own, put a grading sticker on the front and sell it to some schmuck on ebay? Hey - Skykid could even buy one from you and film himself opening a CIB panzer dragoon saga
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Internet sales fraud is the way to go, for sure.
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Leader Bee wrote:Could always cellophane wrap some games you already own, put a grading sticker on the front and sell it to some schmuck on ebay? Hey - Skykid could even buy one from you and film himself opening a CIB panzer dragoon saga
Who's Skykid? Are you taking about the game?
Xyga wrote:It's really awesome how quash never gets tired of hammering the same stupid shit over and over and you guys don't suspect for second that he's actually paid for this.
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CStarFlare wrote:Internet sales fraud is the way to go, for sure.
Don't encourage him to be like that bandit Icy Calm.

If we gonna commit fraud, we're doing it against innocent defenseless banks instead.
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atheistgod1999 wrote:
Leader Bee wrote:Could always cellophane wrap some games you already own, put a grading sticker on the front and sell it to some schmuck on ebay? Hey - Skykid could even buy one from you and film himself opening a CIB panzer dragoon saga
Who's Skykid?
The Messiah.

This is off topic so technically you posted the question in the right place. Unfortunately your age and the definition of the question means it's difficult for the forum to take you seriously.

Next time consider "Young and struggling to find work" - way more political. You'll get 6 pages of good debate there.

Unfortunately it won't help you. You need to get a job, meet some people.
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atheistgod1999 wrote:
Who's Skykid?
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Yeah, well. This is fucking stupid, and full of trolling. Locking it. Expect more locks soon.
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