Dog Balls in Videogames (may be NSFW)

soprano1 · Post by **soprano1** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:21 pm

In the early 90's, Mai Shiranui mesmerized players with her bouncy breasts and her "Me Bouncy!" victory quote (yes, i know she says Nippon Ichii

). Now it's time for dog testicles bouncing around:
http://www.destructoid.com/oh-hell-yeah ... 4497.phtml

drauch · Post by **drauch** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:38 pm

Checked at work.

Got fired.

Worth it.

KAI · Post by **KAI** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:59 pm

Zoophilics are the new target of the vidya industry.

Cagar · Post by **Cagar** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 4:28 pm

This is actually pretty cool. I know there's jiggle physics in literally every modern Japanese RPG, and I wonder if this is a case of "no-one had the opportunity before" or "no-one had the courage to do it before". I mean, has someone thought about this before, but didn't actually make it? (< because obviously some people will surely think that this is inappropriate)
I really can't think of many games with cloth physics and dogs in it.

soprano1 · Post by **soprano1** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 4:52 pm

Cagar wrote:This is actually pretty cool. I know there's jiggle physics in literally every modern Japanese RPG, and I wonder if this is a case of "no-one had the opportunity before" or "no-one had the courage to do it before". I mean, has someone thought about this before, but didn't actually make it? (< because obviously some people will surely think that this is inappropriate)
I really can't think of many games with cloth physics and dogs in it.

A serious reply, really?

You are right, though, it's one of those "nobody thought and made this before" things.
But it's still jiggly dog balls.

Pretas · Post by **Pretas** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:41 pm

Soul Calibur has had subtle male breast jiggle physics on certain characters since at least SCII.

Xyga · Post by **Xyga** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:48 pm

Omg I just googled 'dog balls' knowing perfectly I shouldn't have.
I feel sick.

BryanM · Post by **BryanM** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:53 pm

Xyga wrote:Omg I just googled 'dog balls' knowing perfectly I shouldn't have.
I feel sick.

Don't ever let a basilisk get inside your mind.

cave hermit · Post by **cave hermit** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:58 pm

I prefer cat balls.

Spoiler

drauch · Post by **drauch** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:03 pm

Giving this thread until the end of the night. ()() <--- dog balls

antron · Post by **antron** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:21 pm

for some reason, such realism reminds me of the work of Balzac.

evil_ash_xero · Post by **evil_ash_xero** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 12:24 am

KAI wrote:Zoophilics are the new target of the vidya industry.

They have to be, since women are off limits now.

CMoon · Post by **CMoon** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 2:30 am

Well we are all asking for something new in video games. We never know what direction that is going to come from. How will testicle bounce effect future gameplay?

Drauch: way to take one for the team!

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