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Probably the weirdest option i've ever seen in a shmup

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo5RLI4WXlU

I know it's number of lives but I chuckled when I saw it (I will never grow up)
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Yep, that's an unusual way of calling lives, ships, and whodunnits like that, lol.
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not bad
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No dicks, no lives...
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How many points for the dick extends?
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Amazing that the game was made before Cheney's tenure at Halliburton.
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How did I respond to a phallus-related shmup thread before Gaijin Punch had contributed?
KAI wrote:No dicks, no lives...
I'm reminded of dancehall queen Lady Saw's seminal (pun retroactively intended) tune Life Without Dick.

"If I can't have dick then I will never survive," she sings, wistfully. I never knew she was talking about throwing a credit through ParaDream.
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Needs a ship docking system ala Galaga to use that dick stock correctly.
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Maybe it's a stock option for a dodonpachi style laser bomb: the more stock you have the more times you can fire off your mega laser before going into a refractory period?
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Push don't pump

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I love setting my dick stock in the setup room.
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Those dividends can make a man harder than Saidaioujou.

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<donpachi voice> Keep it UP!
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These might be some of the most niche interest innuendos on the planet.

Keep 'em coming!
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No muchi muchi pork references?

Disappointed.
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s uck my c ock dude
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yorgje wrote:s uck my c ock dude
You used to be such a good troll. I was expecting much better when you posted in this thread.
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spadgy wrote:I'm reminded of dancehall queen Lady Saw's seminal (pun retroactively intended) tune Life Without Dick.

"If I can't have dick then I will never survive," she sings, wistfully. I never knew she was talking about throwing a credit through ParaDream.
spadgy you informative squirrel! All these years I'd thought Backshot was her shmupping tune.
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I did try to make something very similar to that on Shoot 'Em Up Construction Kit on the Amiga in about 1994!
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spadgy wrote:I'm reminded of dancehall queen Lady Saw's seminal (pun retroactively intended) tune

Life Without Dick.

"If I can't have dick then I will never survive," she sings, wistfully. I never knew she was talking about throwing a credit through ParaDream.
spadgy you informative squirrel! All these years I'd thought Backshot was her shmupping tune.
Ha! Don't get me looking though my record collection for ragga tunes with innuendos that also allude to shmups; so many tunes about bullets and shots, and so much crudity. Ragga's about my favourite genre - I have heaps of ragga 7"s that will take too long to go through.

And Lady Saw is a legend. Her new LP last month was hit and miss, but I adore most of her pure ragga tunes (Life Without Dick not being one, really).
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robivy64 wrote:Probably the weirdest option i've ever seen in a shmup

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Heh, there's also 'Butt on mode'.
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I can only see a black screen at the video while the music is still playing.
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Its just a mecha game, its the name that counts.
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Captain wrote:its the GIGANTIC METAL DICK BUSTING A LOAD that counts.
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ftfy ;3
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NOT SUBTLE ENOUGH

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Masaya COMBO BREAKER from the masters:

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