Dick Stock
Dick Stock
Probably the weirdest option i've ever seen in a shmup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo5RLI4WXlU
I know it's number of lives but I chuckled when I saw it (I will never grow up)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo5RLI4WXlU
I know it's number of lives but I chuckled when I saw it (I will never grow up)
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NeoStrayCat
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Yep, that's an unusual way of calling lives, ships, and whodunnits like that, lol.
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No dicks, no lives...
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SuperSoaker360
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How many points for the dick extends?
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Mortificator
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Amazing that the game was made before Cheney's tenure at Halliburton.
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Re: Dick Stock
How did I respond to a phallus-related shmup thread before Gaijin Punch had contributed?
"If I can't have dick then I will never survive," she sings, wistfully. I never knew she was talking about throwing a credit through ParaDream.
I'm reminded of dancehall queen Lady Saw's seminal (pun retroactively intended) tune Life Without Dick.KAI wrote:No dicks, no lives...
"If I can't have dick then I will never survive," she sings, wistfully. I never knew she was talking about throwing a credit through ParaDream.
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Needs a ship docking system ala Galaga to use that dick stock correctly.
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cave hermit
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Re: Dick Stock
Maybe it's a stock option for a dodonpachi style laser bomb: the more stock you have the more times you can fire off your mega laser before going into a refractory period?
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shmuppyLove
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Re: Dick Stock
I love setting my dick stock in the setup room.
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Doctor Butler
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Those dividends can make a man harder than Saidaioujou.
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These might be some of the most niche interest innuendos on the planet.
Keep 'em coming!
Keep 'em coming!
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No muchi muchi pork references?
Disappointed.
Disappointed.
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s uck my c ock dude
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Squire Grooktook
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You used to be such a good troll. I was expecting much better when you posted in this thread.yorgje wrote:s uck my c ock dude
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spadgy you informative squirrel! All these years I'd thought Backshot was her shmupping tune.spadgy wrote:I'm reminded of dancehall queen Lady Saw's seminal (pun retroactively intended) tune Life Without Dick.
"If I can't have dick then I will never survive," she sings, wistfully. I never knew she was talking about throwing a credit through ParaDream.
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I did try to make something very similar to that on Shoot 'Em Up Construction Kit on the Amiga in about 1994!Jockel wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS-1G-ZyGMM
Ha! Don't get me looking though my record collection for ragga tunes with innuendos that also allude to shmups; so many tunes about bullets and shots, and so much crudity. Ragga's about my favourite genre - I have heaps of ragga 7"s that will take too long to go through.BIL wrote:spadgy you informative squirrel! All these years I'd thought Backshot was her shmupping tune.spadgy wrote:I'm reminded of dancehall queen Lady Saw's seminal (pun retroactively intended) tune
Life Without Dick.
"If I can't have dick then I will never survive," she sings, wistfully. I never knew she was talking about throwing a credit through ParaDream.
And Lady Saw is a legend. Her new LP last month was hit and miss, but I adore most of her pure ragga tunes (Life Without Dick not being one, really).
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Heh, there's also 'Butt on mode'.robivy64 wrote:Probably the weirdest option i've ever seen in a shmup
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I can only see a black screen at the video while the music is still playing.
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Its just a mecha game, its the name that counts.
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Captain wrote:its the GIGANTIC METAL DICK BUSTING A LOAD that counts.
ftfy ;3
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NOT SUBTLE ENOUGH
/official dick thread
/official dick thread
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Masaya COMBO BREAKER from the masters:
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