The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
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cave hermit
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The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
Battle Garegga expands my dong.
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Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
It must be that fast diagonal shiz
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Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
I like Xenon II
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Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
Crimzo Clover or bust!
Truth - Compassion - Tolerance
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LordHypnos
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Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
Go play Mars Matrix
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Solunas wrote:How to Takumi your scoring system
1) Create Scoring System
2) Make it a multiplier for your actual score
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Muchi Muchi Spork
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To be perfectly honest with you sir, I have no brother. It was me. I ate sheep shit!
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cave hermit
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Our lord and savior. He died for our scrub-ishness.
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Battle Garegga gives me AIDScave hermit wrote:Battle Garegga expands my dong.
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That's because you weren't pure enough of heart to recieve Yagawa's love; those unworthy of lord Yagawa are left to wallow in ignorance and despair. Also Aids.Emo Fox Jet Pilot wrote:Battle Garegga gives me AIDScave hermit wrote:Battle Garegga expands my dong.
Yagawa is love. Yagawa is life.
Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
2005 or bust!
"I've had quite a few pcbs of Fire Shark over time, and none of them cost me over £30 - so it won't break the bank by any standards." ~Malc
Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
Enjoy them.Emo Fox Jet Pilot wrote:Battle Garegga gives me AIDScave hermit wrote:Battle Garegga expands my dong.
Raiden Fighters is life. Also Toaplan.
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Then Yagawa spoke all these words:
I am Yagawa, your God, who brought you out of the land of Apple, out of the house of casual mobile "gaming"; you shall have no other gods before me.
You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in the house of Cave Co. Ltd. above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I Yagawa, your God, am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me, but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments.
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of Yagawa, your God, for Yagawa will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.
Remember the sabbath day, and keep it holy. For six days you shall labour and do all your work. But the seventh day is a sabbath to YAGAWA your God; you shall not do any work—you, your son or your daughter, your male or female slave, your livestock, or the alien resident in your towns. For in six days Yagawa made Battle Garegga, Ibara, Pink Sweets, and Muchi Muchi Pork, but rested the seventh day; therefore Yagawa blessed the sabbath day and consecrated it.
Honour your father and your mother, so that your days may be long in the land that Yagawa, your God, is giving you.
You shall not fire excessively.
You shall not collect more power-ups than necessary.
You shall not hoard extra lives.
You shall not seal bullets.
-Stage 20:1-17, the book of Yagawa
Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
Shmups suck. RPGs ftw.
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Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
YouTube | Restart Syndrome | 1cclist | Go Play Mars Matrix
Solunas wrote:How to Takumi your scoring system
1) Create Scoring System
2) Make it a multiplier for your actual score
Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
יגו
moozooh wrote:I think that approach won't get you far in Garegga.
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LordHypnos
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video games suck. except Mars MatrixXyga wrote:Shmups suck. RPGs ftw.
YouTube | Restart Syndrome | 1cclist | Go Play Mars Matrix
Solunas wrote:How to Takumi your scoring system
1) Create Scoring System
2) Make it a multiplier for your actual score
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SapphireDensetsu
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Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
the lack of batrider and bakraid in this thread disturbs me
Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
LordHypnos wrote:video games suck. except HellsinkerXyga wrote:Shmups suck. RPGs ftw.
In search of great justice, sailing on a sea of stars.
Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
The lack of NMK disturbs me.
I can still fight you!
I can still fight you!
Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
I still refuse to play touhou and NMK games.
"I've had quite a few pcbs of Fire Shark over time, and none of them cost me over £30 - so it won't break the bank by any standards." ~Malc
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Fast dodging is best dodging.
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Instead I am stuck in the America's where women rule with an iron crotch, and a man could get arrested for sitting behind a computer too long.
Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
After 10,000 topics, we're praising an 18 year old game.
chempop wrote:It must be that fast diagonal shiz
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LordHypnos
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NEVARRRR!!!!!Blinge wrote:Jesus fuck Hypnos, shut up about Mars Matrix already!
EDIT:
Mars Matrix is only 14 years oldjepjepjep wrote:After 10,000 topics, we're praising an 18 year old game.
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YouTube | Restart Syndrome | 1cclist | Go Play Mars Matrix
Solunas wrote:How to Takumi your scoring system
1) Create Scoring System
2) Make it a multiplier for your actual score
Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
Touhous suck and shmups too.
Fighting games it is (and Splatoon when it comes out)
Fighting games it is (and Splatoon when it comes out)
Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
Go play Battle Galegga!LordHypnos wrote: Mars Matrix is only 14 years old
