So my uncle just came home from a 10 year bid....

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So my uncle just came home from a 10 year bid....

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We on the phone talking and he asking me the standard questions, "what am I doing with my life, am I married, do I have any kids, do I have a girlfriend". Pretty much, "nothing, no, no, and not at this moment". He says, "hol' up, I hope my nephew ain't 'bout that Michael Sam life."
I had to think about this shit for a minute. How this felonious mf'er gonna do 10 years surrounded by nothing but hard dicks and rotten assholes and have the nerve to insinuate that I'm the gay one in the family? Thats why a nigga ain't come visit your ass, cause you play too much.
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Some well know song in France starts by :
"You get to choose your friends, but rarely your family"

Keep it up.
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Sorry dude. 41; enjoying being permanently single. I understand the folks who feel you need to be in a relationship...of course they are wrong. Then there are the 'if you aren't in a relationship you must be gay' people, but maybe they haven't noticed that being gay also involves being in a relationship. The 21st century allows a lot of luxuries, including NOT being in a relationship. Tell your uncle to fuck off you're living the good life.
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Tell him you have a waifu named Miku.
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After doing a dime, I would think that a gay relative would be the least of his concern.
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Sorry to sound blunt, but he lived his life the way he wanted, and dealt with the consequences of his actions. You deserve the same freedom and none of the criticism, especially from him.
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Tell him to get those 3D pig disgustings out of your face.
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