ApolloBoy wrote:
Skykid wrote:She's absolutely insane, but nothing a good cock wouldn't fix.
For fuck's sake, no wonder gamers get such a bad rep
U no like humour?
Udderdude wrote:Or implementing a rule where each step of a sexual encounter requires escalating verbal consent with every step.
Tony and non-gender specific Toni felt the pangs of physical attraction embrace their very cores, and in the throes of an escalating passion to mate, found themselves quickly in the bedroom.
"Okay," Says Tony, "I'm unbuttoning your shirt now, is this ok?"
"Yes, please proceed."
"Thank you for your consent. I'm going to remove my shirt, at which point you will see my upper body unclothed. Is this okay with you?"
"It's ok, you can continue."
"Thank you. I'm now going to ask permission to remove your jeans, and underwear."
"That shouldn't be a problem."
Once fully naked, Tony pulls Toni in for an embrace, only for his partially flaccid member to swing between his/her/nonbinary/gendernonspecific thighs, and make skin to skin contact with the nether regions of his would-be partner.
"
Oh my god! MY GOD!" Toni screams, shoving him backward violently.
Tony looking suddenly shocked and flustered begins to plead, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean it... it- it was an accident!"
"You've violated me! You're a criminal!! You've raped my very being," Screams Toni, "I'm calling the police!"
As nonbinary/gendernonspecific Toni walks to the phone, Tony slumps to the floor, sobbing. "Why oh why couldn't I be more careful," he thinks to himself, now a blubbering husk of tears.