I'm drunk thread!

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:35 am

ignore everything we write please, there is no limit for us.
if neccessairy deöete the posts, thanks.
i think i need something to drink
, we're close to be thrown outta the house
hi agsain as i saif before
hello were two people

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:36 am

i think i need some more hd
wwj

Post by **spadgy** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:16 am

elfhentaifan wrote:we're totally drunk
iwe need some girly characters
even if im drunk i can see the buttons i am typing
i say heeythingcj
s

llo and apologize for ev

Wow - properly drunk. I'm rather lame in comparison...

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:20 am

there till is some space.
time to take up. wee have nothng to drink anymore.
we re still drunkand im surprsised i srtill can type but you can over take us, bacause we rtan out of alcohol
im looking forwARd to the next ptrning to teöö evwryone thart it juis walr a jioke and we justsdjaf
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PROMETHEUS · Post by **PROMETHEUS** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:24 am

Now that's some serious drunk posts -_-

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:26 am

well i randomly thought of this thread, always wanted to post in here so i decided to give it a shot.

I'm not regret

P_HAT · Post by **P_HAT** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:39 pm

oh... fcuk///

subj +1.

I hate all those "happy new year" crap.

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:15 pm

i like those bang and boom parts if you know what i mean

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:29 am

ok, im feeling better while my friend is hanging over the toilet for about 15 minutes and after all chowing there is no liquid?

insert coin and sleep

happy new year again, i think i am okay?

btw i need that death smiles pillow.
its just cute and perfect for my tv.
my hottest merchandise ever still is my shikigami cat.

PLASMO: fap fap fap

edit: i c<hecked and he is hanging over the bucket.

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
bucvkezts are uncomfortable to sleep at

Nuke · Post by **Nuke** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:46 am

I have to pee! It's normal, because I'm drunk!

Post by **spadgy** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:00 pm

It's new years day, I've been up for 34 hours, and boy was I seeing bullet patterns when I blinked last night....

Something similar to that quote about Pacman and darkened rooms...

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:05 pm

spadgy wrote:It's new years day, I've been up for 34 hours, and boy was I seeing bullet patterns when I blinked last night....

Something similar to that quote about Pacman and darkened rooms...

Dr. phil says:

get some sleep already...

Me: +1

MadSteelDarkness · Post by **MadSteelDarkness** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:49 am

Gettin' tore up plenty on some locally-distilled vodka, post-Hex Dispensers show. Too bad the sound was a bit suck.

Ozymandiaz1260 · Post by **Ozymandiaz1260** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:26 am

Shitting dick nipples.

unsane · Post by **unsane** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:15 pm

*raises hand at topic*

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:26 pm

[quote="Ceph"]3 1/2 hours in the shmups channel:

[quote]
[18:22] <ELF_beer> gashhaa
[18:23] <ELF_beer> if i watch through the bottom of a bottle i can see things bigger
[18:25] <ELF_beer> but it has to be an empty bottle
[18:26] <banan> can you see the bullets in garegga now then
[18:26] <ELF_beer> i think i'll try out with another, HEH hey gotta be empied
[18:26] <ELF_beer> oh i play ibara, they wont get bigger
[18:26] <ELF_beer> tried that already out once
[18:26] <ELF_beer> but breasts get bigger
[18:31] <ELF_beer> im gonna try out drawing in a happy condition now
[18:31] <ELF_beer> got some pinkn sweets material

[18:31] <ELF_beer> as long as the pencil wont speak to me im ok
[18:32] <ELF_beer> BUT HEH SOMEONE SEEMS TO HAUNT IN OUR HOUSE AND DRINKS MY BOTTLES I JUST OPENED
[18:39] * moozooh has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
[18:53] * FraGMarE has joined #shmups
[19:00] * FraGMarE has quit IRC (-¤¤ DCipher v.98 ¤¤-)
[19:02] * FraGMarE has joined #shmups
[19:04] <FraGMarE> gradius iii on snes lulz
[19:04] <FraGMarE> slowdown assisted!
[19:04] <FraGMarE> and flicker approved!
[19:07] * Tatsujin has quit IRC (ƒLƒƒƒxƒc)
[19:15] * TwystAlt has quit IRC
[19:21] * P_HAT has joined #shmups
[19:26] <Zaarock> my god
[19:26] <Zaarock> 1UP says omega five is too hard
[19:26] <Zaarock> :DD
[19:26] <Zaarock> I understand every other shmup, but really
[19:27] <Zaarock> you can even credit feed
[19:27] <banan> but omgz you only start with 4 credits
[19:28] <banan> that's too hardcore for its own good.
[19:47] * Force| has joined #shmups
[19:47] <ELF_beer> <Zaarock> 1UP says omega five is too hard
[19:47] <ELF_beer> MY PENIS IS
[19:47] <ELF_beer> ALSO: hi
[19:48] <ELF_beer> anyone interested in: drunken drawn hot shasta from pink sweets?
[19:48] <ELF_beer> sommerschlussverkaugf
[19:49] * Norpa has quit IRC
[19:50] <Sidwell> How big are the tits?
[19:53] <ELF_beer> BIG
[19:54] <ELF_beer> i fear the ass wont be on the pic anymore
[19:54] <ELF_beer> maybe just the upper part
[19:54] <ELF_beer> gotta c
[19:54] <ELF_beer> dont be so concered, im good at drawing tits
[19:55] * Norpa has joined #shmups
[19:55] <ELF_beer> Norpa: agreed
[20:03] * fl0wMASO has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
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[20:14] <Force|> http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jo ... ign047.jpg
[20:15] <ELF_beer> could you read that for me?
[20:15] <ELF_beer> i cancled at the 2.nd ford
[20:15] <ELF_beer> *word
[20:15] <ELF_beer> reaVer:s orry
[20:15] <reaVer> ?
[20:15] <ELF_beer> u
[20:16] <ELF_beer> reaVer: plz go on the toilet for me
[20:16] * reaVer shits on ELF_beer
[20:16] <reaVer> like so?
[20:16] <ELF_beer> ok
[20:16] <ELF_beer> good job bj
[20:16] <ELF_beer> oh what I HAVE SHIT ON THE FAVE
[20:19] * ELF_beer is now known as ELF_stfu
[20:31] * Norpa has quit IRC (Quit: boot)
[20:36] <ELF_stfu> snacky: Force
[20:38] <banan> http://gizmodo.com/343348/confessions-t ... did-at-ces
[20:39] <Force|> nice elf
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[20:49] <ELF_stfu> i just wanted to grad my photo devicfe
[20:49] <ELF_stfu> and drink from it
[20:49] <ELF_stfu> I THINK I NEED SOME MORE BUT IF ILL ASK MY NEIGBOUR THEIR GONNA KICK MY ASS BACK TO MY FLAT
[20:50] <ELF_stfu> I NEED TO COMPLETZE HAT
[20:50] <ELF_stfu> ahdpi
[20:50] <ELF_stfu> NO: seriously
[20:54] <ELF_stfu> I WANNA SEE BY MYSLEF
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[20:55] <PLASM0> h
[20:55] * _Spekkio_ has quit IRC
[20:57] <ELF_stfu> Spekkio: plz visit us again, we miss u
[20:57] <ELF_stfu> YOU're always WELCOME;;;;; HEAR WELCOME
[20:58] <Zeether> Elf are you drunk
[21:00] <ELF_stfu> NO
[21:00] <ELF_stfu> im just acting like i am
[21:00] <ELF_stfu> seriously
[21:00] <ELF_stfu> you gotta believe me
[21:00] <ELF_stfu> IM INNOCENT
[21:00] <ELF_stfu> I SWEAR
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[21:01] <banan> /!\ WARNING: SFKhoa /!\
[21:06] <P_HAT> lol
[21:06] <Zeether> Elf's on speed
[21:10] <ELF_stfu> p_hat: u
[21:12] <Kaisero> Elf's on crack or what that he owns stfu force?
[21:13] <snacky> Kaisero: I love you
[21:13] <Kaisero> Oh fuck you too

[21:16] <SFKhoa> PENIS
[21:16] <SFKhoa> DICKS EVERYWHERE
[21:16] <Kaisero> Like 47 dicks at elf's house!
[21:18] <Kaisero> but... there's like over 9000 dicks at corpsefucker's house
[21:19] <ELF_stfu> its hard to complete a hot drawing
[21:19] <ELF_stfu> is it ok to make a an own post just for drunken drawn pics?
[21:19] <ELF_stfu> its shasta this time
[21:20] <ELF_stfu> gotta be hotter next time
[21:20] <ELF_stfu> im

ave · Post by **ave** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:31 pm

zheloooooohoooooooooo
well i had oto much somegow XD

Mayb e i will go rto bed soon-

omg, i am AWARE that I'm doing lots of mistakes all the way while I'm typing but I DONT CARE as its too mucgb effort to correct them for now! AND I remmebered this thread so it can't be so bad about me, can it? welkl... hahah...

seattlexc · Post by **seattlexc** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:38 pm

I'm pounding back beers, the Seahawks better fucking win.

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:58 pm

I'm drinking out of an adorable little mini keg of Two Hearted Ale.

I also have to say that the Brits are nancy pants when it comes to beer. 5% alcohol constitutes an English strong ale? Pfff... BUDWEISER is 5% alcohol. You guys invented the Russian Imperial Stout and the India Pale Ale. What the hell happened to you? You used to be cool...

Squirrel · Post by **Squirrel** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:41 pm

AHH I forgot about this thread.

Then again I was so drunk last night I was seeing double. Not good for DDP DOJ in which I was failing epically.

Post by **spadgy** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:52 pm

Acid King wrote:I'm drinking out of an adorable little mini keg of Two Hearted Ale.

I also have to say that the Brits are nancy pants when it comes to beer. 5% alcohol constitutes an English strong ale? Pfff... BUDWEISER is 5% alcohol. You guys invented the Russian Imperial Stout and the India Pale Ale. What the hell happened to you? You used to be cool...

All that strong stuff has gone the way of very localised specialist Breweries.

I'm down in the south east for example, where Harveys Brewery does the real strong ale. The kind of stuff that makes your crap black. I'm sure every area has it's equivalent. Look for Courage Ales in London for example, in really dust dark little back street boozers.

We're definitely not cool though. Poxy bloody country

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:52 pm

orz im drunk, drinkin with my mom for tzhe friday, shes is going post later, when whine has been empied, so be prepared.

GERMAN

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:10 pm

elfhentaifan wrote:orz im drunk, drinkin with my mom for tzhe friday, shes is going post later, when whine has been empied, so be prepared.

GERMAN

Post by **spadgy** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:20 am

Hang on, is DJ Rectal Prolapse your mum?

EDIT: I mean MX7, as the esteemed Rectal Prolapse has changed his name!

Squirrel · Post by **Squirrel** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:41 am

I love me liquor.

I'm in 1st on Atariage's game of the week, in which this week's game is Kung Fu Master. Well, actually... the game ended 10 min ago.

I got a new job, a computer job in which I love, thus why I am so drunk.

\m/

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:12 pm

MX7 wrote:
elfhentaifan wrote:orz im drunk, drinkin with my mom for tzhe friday, shes is going post later, when whine has been empied, so be prepared.

GERMAN

thanks mommy

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:33 pm

spadgy wrote:
All that strong stuff has gone the way of very localised specialist Breweries.

I'm down in the south east for example, where Harveys Brewery does the real strong ale. The kind of stuff that makes your crap black. I'm sure every area has it's equivalent. Look for Courage Ales in London for example, in really dust dark little back street boozers.

We're definitely not cool though. Poxy bloody country

See, that's what I'm talking about. Too bad no one exports the stuff to the states.

I just bought a home brewing kit. Looks like there's gonna be trouble...

splitblkribbon · Post by **splitblkribbon** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:24 am

im posting in this thread. Why you ask? well its obvious, cause im drunk

love,
Nate

themachinist · Post by **themachinist** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:13 am

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Nuke · Post by **Nuke** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:39 am

I wish I was drunk -_-