New smartphone!?

[jammes]

Hello everyone
A couple of days ago, my little son completely ruined my phone. At first, I thought to fix it but the cost price would be far too high. That's why I decided to buy a new phone https://productz.com/en/apple-iphone-8-plus . I googled a bit and found this phone. It looks nice but its a bit expensive... What do you think is it worth spending so much on this smartphone or do you maybe have another/cheaper suggestions?

[GaijinPunch]

Stop being a pussy. Buy it.

[BryanM]

Every instinct in me screams "bot", but only found one duped post on another forum in google.

It's weird dudes.

[BIL]

I think it's my fault, I said "smartphone" recently

[drauch]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your son also appears to be broken. Have you looked into replacing that? It's expensive (rumored of at least 16k a year), but there's not a whole lot of repairing options for children. Brain transplants are considered "unethical", and back-alley ones usually come bundled with gills. If you live by the beach or a bog this is a decent option, but failure rate is high.

I only raise this possible moral dilemma because the high cost may be worth it in the long run. "Little" son? If this is his first transgression, imagine the most expensive ones in the future. Starts with a few phones, then moves to game consoles and TVs, then before you know it he's shoving cheerios in your gas tank or sticking aerosol cans in the microwave.

So think clearly and carefully now. I can't see your photo, so I'm going to assume it's a Motorola Razr. What's that cost to replace? 300-1000 clams? That's dogdick to a hotshot like yourself. But I know what you're thinking. The wife's birthday is coming up... Gotta get her something nice. The crystalline dildo set in the pearl-handled case at Janine's Toybox is really nice. God, I wish I could afford that. But enough talk about me. Let's put it all out on the table.

Just replace the fucking kid, man.

[guigui]

... ruined ... phone ... buy a new ... cheaper ...

[Specineff]

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