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New office chair. assembled it last night, backwards. (poor lighting, couldn't see 'front' etched into the black metal)

Can I take this plate off without having to hammer the gas cylinder out or any of that nonsense?


I would try it but i'm scared to touch anything gas related after the chinese horror stories..
https://www.thefactsite.com/exploding-o ... kills-boy/

Seems like something one of you lot would know about. When it comes to practical things i'm beyond useless. (i'm fast developing a complex about it too..)

All google brings up is people hammering gas cylinders, no one seems to have my particular issue.

okay checked this random video and it seems it's probably fine!?


gosh I make myself laugh.
still too scared to touch it.

I heard 1 local Chinese kid got he asshole blown apart by a bad chair, be careful now

EDIT: Oh good you know about 'em :3 I posted as soon as I saw "gas cylinder," remember, your arsehole is tight for a reason! It's not meant to have things rammed up it!

I fucking knew you'd respond

The BILRINJU school of thought: do not sit on chair. DO NOT SIT ON CHAIR ON OVERNIGHT BUS.

Burinju, by consulting official CCCP manufacturing standards, I've figured out a way you can save £££s - keeping the chair AND your health, pending an integral collapse

18+ ONLY (｀ω´メ)

Spoiler: show

They tell me you should see results from day 1, tell them Dr. Biruford sent you

You contradict yourself, friend.
You said my arsehole is tight.

This no work

Yes - this will fix that!

BIL I'm not getting the dildo it will do irreparable damage to my sweet little spinchter.
You are leading me astray.

Y-yeah but the chair will blast your ass rim from rim like Chinese kid's D:

It's about small steps, you don't hit the big weights first day at the gym!

If the hole is wide open and gaping, then this bolt from the blue will go straight up and disembowel me.
If I have a steel-rim of defense I might be able to mitigate some damage instead of this open door policy.


Btw the chair is fucking fine, fixed and all is we-

I did the same thing on my chair. I have just lived with it. The main difference is the handle for raising it up and down is facing the wrong way. I can still access it. Not that I use the function often.

Yeah i was hoping this thread would die now.. ;]
I couldn't live with mine because with it the wrong way round the angle felt funny/ was tilted forward slightly and there was no way to adjust it backwards.

turns out i could just take the bottom plate off and the whole unit decoupled.. made sure the fucking cylinder was fully extended before doing so

tbh you kinda walked into Birro teasing you with this one telling us how there's this big unstable hydraulic cylinder located just under your ass

you knew the good doctor was gonna get worried for his YOUNG HARD GAMING FRIEND
so beautiful to see someone care for another like this