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 Post subject: Blinge a Dumb Dumb
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 8:38 am 


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New office chair. assembled it last night, backwards. (poor lighting, couldn't see 'front' etched into the black metal)

Can I take this plate off without having to hammer the gas cylinder out or any of that nonsense?
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I would try it but i'm scared to touch anything gas related after the chinese horror stories..
https://www.thefactsite.com/exploding-o ... kills-boy/

Seems like something one of you lot would know about. When it comes to practical things i'm beyond useless. (i'm fast developing a complex about it too..)

All google brings up is people hammering gas cylinders, no one seems to have my particular issue. :|
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 Post subject: Re: Blinge a Dumb Dumb
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 8:44 am 


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okay checked this random video and it seems it's probably fine!?

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gosh I make myself laugh.
still too scared to touch it.
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 Post subject: Re: Blinge a Dumb Dumb
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 8:53 am 


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I heard 1 local Chinese kid got he asshole blown apart by a bad chair, be careful now :shock:

EDIT: Oh good you know about 'em :3 I posted as soon as I saw "gas cylinder," remember, your arsehole is tight for a reason! It's not meant to have things rammed up it! :shock:
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 Post subject: Re: Blinge a Dumb Dumb
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 8:59 am 


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I fucking knew you'd respond :lol: :lol: :lol:

The BILRINJU school of thought: do not sit on chair. DO NOT SIT ON CHAIR ON OVERNIGHT BUS.
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 Post subject: Re: Blinge a Dumb Dumb
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 9:58 am 


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Burinju, by consulting official CCCP manufacturing standards, I've figured out a way you can save £££s - keeping the chair AND your health, pending an integral collapse Image

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They tell me you should see results from day 1, tell them Dr. Biruford sent you Image
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 Post subject: Re: Blinge a Dumb Dumb
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 10:00 am 


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You contradict yourself, friend.
You said my arsehole is tight.

This no work :shock:
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 Post subject: Re: Blinge a Dumb Dumb
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 10:01 am 


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Yes - this will fix that! Image
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 Post subject: Re: Blinge a Dumb Dumb
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 10:14 am 


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BIL I'm not getting the dildo it will do irreparable damage to my sweet little spinchter.
You are leading me astray.
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 Post subject: Re: Blinge a Dumb Dumb
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 10:22 am 


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Y-yeah but the chair will blast your ass rim from rim like Chinese kid's D:

It's about small steps, you don't hit the big weights first day at the gym! Image
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 Post subject: Re: Blinge a Dumb Dumb
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 10:28 am 


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If the hole is wide open and gaping, then this bolt from the blue will go straight up and disembowel me.
If I have a steel-rim of defense I might be able to mitigate some damage instead of this open door policy. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Btw the chair is fucking fine, fixed and all is we-
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 Post subject: Re: Blinge a Dumb Dumb
PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2020 1:48 am 


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I did the same thing on my chair. I have just lived with it. The main difference is the handle for raising it up and down is facing the wrong way. I can still access it. Not that I use the function often.
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 Post subject: Re: Blinge a Dumb Dumb
PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2020 8:38 am 


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Yeah i was hoping this thread would die now.. ;]
I couldn't live with mine because with it the wrong way round the angle felt funny/ was tilted forward slightly and there was no way to adjust it backwards.

turns out i could just take the bottom plate off and the whole unit decoupled.. made sure the fucking cylinder was fully extended before doing so :lol:
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 Post subject: Re: Blinge a Dumb Dumb
PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2020 2:24 pm 


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tbh you kinda walked into Birro teasing you with this one :lol: telling us how there's this big unstable hydraulic cylinder located just under your ass

you knew the good doctor was gonna get worried for his YOUNG HARD GAMING FRIEND Image
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