The Cancel Culture thread! WOO!

[BIL]

cashing in on fake victim narratives with the farms as bogeyman (source: Trust me bro) has seen multiple scam artists rake in six-figure incomes, with many smaller fish gobbling up whatever scraps they can.

#winning

I mean, I don't disagree. I do get a bit butthurt when the winners concerned are makers of shitty games, like Brianna Wu, or makers of shitty commentaries, like MovieBlob, or makers of... I don't know what you call Lucas's streams. Goldfish Staring Contest ASMR? Even then, he's only on this list for stinking up the internet like a dead haddock over the last couple weeks.

Otherwise yeah, get that money! PT Barnum had this covered long ago with his famous aphorism.

[Mischief Maker]

cashing in on fake victim narratives with the farms as bogeyman (source: Trust me bro) has seen multiple scam artists rake in six-figure incomes, with many smaller fish gobbling up whatever scraps they can.

#winning

I mean, I don't disagree. I do get a bit butthurt when the winners concerned are makers of shitty games, like Brianna Wu, or makers of shitty commentaries, like MovieBlob, or makers of... I don't know what you call Lucas's streams. Goldfish Staring Contest ASMR? Even then, he's only on this list for stinking up the internet like a dead haddock over the last couple weeks.

Otherwise yeah, get that money! PT Barnum had this covered long ago with his famous aphorism.

What a dope that Josh Moon is! Stepping on the same rake over and over again. Maybe you should stop white-knighting for a guy who clearly can't learn from his own mistakes.

You know the moment I lost faith in gamergate and started seriously re-assessing its claims about Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian? When people said, "Why aren't there any women in gamergate?" and the gamergaters responded, "nuh-uh! Here she is:"



You're better than kiwi farms, BIL. Walk away.

[BIL]

Oof, Christ! You broke my browser. Ublock powers activate!

Here's what I do when I have an image like that, and I can't be arsed to resize in paint.net:

1) bung it into imgur
2) stick an S/M/L or H on the end of the resulting filename, for a thumbnail (Small/Mid/Large/Huge)

Voila! Now, your post is 50% more lovable! Feel free to use! (that's a "Huge" thumbnail)



I'm a little embarrassed to say this, as it implies I do, but you really don't get the site's ethos. They're *delighted* to see their stars ascend higher and higher in the world, raking in the NEETbux and other dubious spoils. The Brianna Wu subforum was over the moon when Cenk deepthroated Johnny live on air in front of thousands, or however many actually watch TYT nowadays.

As for #1 golden boy / golden gunt Ethan Ralph's MURICA FURST-sponsored rebranding as a globe-trotting pigman of high culture, cuisine, and child support dodging, well...



As to myself, a random asshole, you've made this overture before. All I can say is I probably engage with most websites a bit differently than you do. There's no "walking away" when you're planted firmly on your ass in the long grass, watching the fireworks with a twenty-four pack.



I never cared about GamerGate. It's surreal to see it dragged out for the usual two-in-one act, now and then ("lmao nerds!" / "OH NO THEY GON KILL ME, PLS DONATE GENEROUSLY"). I wonder if they'll do a 10th anniversary memorial for the thousands of slain journalists?

But regrettably, I offhand can think of several women involved in the GG camp. It never made much difference to me whether Random Grifter X was packing a cock or a cunt. Well, the latter tend to be much less grating to watch and listen to, assuming they're not hambeasts. But the quality of the content? Interchangeable. These idiots were never going to control their sperg levels long enough to produce credible exposes of even the lumbering, roach-eaten ghoul that is "Brianna Wu" - never mind a relatively presentable, telegenic, young-ish Woman In Peril like Zoe Quinn. As to Juanita-chan, who was a bona-fide faith healer, and doesn't really belong here - pffft. Who was going to spearhead that one? Carl "I wouldn't even rape you" Benjamin?

Brianna and Zoe were always going to ride off into the sunset with their scambucks, while... actually, I don't know what Anita, formerly Juanita is even up to, ever since her man/puppeteer flew the coop. A very boring woman imo. Come to think of it, so is Zoe. I'm Team Johnny all the way.

...

Actually, one silver lining of DeadFishGate, here, may be a return to the front lines for our intrepid future Congresswoman! I sense a renewed grifter's vigour, even at this early stage. New season inbound!

[Mischief Maker]

[BIL]

Oof, my browser is wracked once more! Where's that Block Element, there we go. Here's a civilised option, again gratis.

Surprisingly close - though for accuracy, Lucas should be shooting the catboy up with estrogen distilled in a filthy bathtub, as a weeping Matthew Prince apologetically eats his mangled gash while clutching a dollar in one hand, branding the kiwi with a swastika with the other.



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"HEY!!! THAT COMIC WUZ MADE 2 MAKE FUN OF YOU!!!" "OTHER TRIBE BAAAAAAA~D"



I think I get it now, MM. I'm sorry you ignored my question, but I think I'm starting to see Lucas's appeal. He's like a village idiot, right? Like, he smears his own shit on his face, and you laugh at him and cheer him on?

It sounds a bit mean-spirited to me.

[Mischief Maker]

Well it seems Candace Owens has successfully groomed a mentally ill man into taking the money-pit Parler off her husband's hands for millions.

There might be a bumpy first couple of months, but I predict once Elon actually acquires Twitter it'll either fail like all the right-wing "alternative" social media platforms failed over the years, or he'll quiety re-instate the old terms of service so the site doesn't become (comparatively) intolerable to normies.

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Sorry, BIL, I did not see your edit from earlier. But considering Kiwi Farms had a listing on Keffals hundreds of pages long before this cartoon was made, it's kinda hard to see Josh Moon taking the "I'm too cool to pay attention to this weirdo who seems to be obsessed with me" stance as anything other than pure copium.

And looking at what happened to poor Kanye, thinking he had a friend in Candace, I fall back on my advice from months earlier that you really shouldn't put your trust in kiwifarms or any other right-wing influence peddlers. Inevitably news comes out of them fleecing their adoring fans for every penny.

[BIL]

Sorry, BIL, I did not see your edit from earlier. But considering Kiwi Farms had a listing on Keffals hundreds of pages long before this cartoon was made, it's kinda hard to see Josh Moon taking the "I'm too cool to pay attention to this weirdo who seems to be obsessed with me" stance as anything other than pure copium.

I'm sure it is hard to see, as Lucas Roberts has clearly been a very new and exciting prospect for you. To anyone familiar with KF, he was a footnote who caused a fortnight's disrupted service and some amusing memes, rather like his fellow scammer Byuu did not long ago. Tale as old as 2014.

Well, Lucas did expose Cloudflare as another IDPOL cancer-eaten husk that'll bend to any grifter with the correct bona fides. That was novel, and useful. Won't be using them anymore!

As I told you would happen weeks ago, Lucas rode off into the sunset with his scambucks, KF is back up and continues lampooning his godawful porn, and life goes on. The only cope I've seen is from that one deranged fellow who's still clinging to #dropkf.

Stinkditch subforum, not even once. Back to enjoying FIVE STAR DAYS with my boi The Gunt!

And looking at what happened to poor Kanye, thinking he had a friend in Candace, I fall back on my advice from months earlier that you really shouldn't put your trust in kiwifarms or any other right-wing influence peddlers. Inevitably news comes out of them fleecing their adoring fans for every penny.

Ah yes, I remember the hundreds of thousands raked in by KF over the last decade. Oh wait, it's the scamming clowns with megathreads on there making six-figure paydays off their unquestioning rubes. #winning, I think you called it at the top of this page? Can't have it both ways bud. 3;

[BryanM]

This reminded me the KFC Console was a fraud, a big fat phony.

.... now how am I gonna keep my chicken warm??

[GaijinPunch]

This feels most appropriate here.
https://youtu.be/2T7n60cMyZo

[BIL]

After a very busy week playing Tetris The Grand Master and eating delicious turkey, I'm catching up on KKKanye24's shit-melt showdown.



Like an oldschool mafia boss, when even Donald Trump is this terse, you know the people being discussed are toast.

Jesus, never thought my generation would have our very own Professor Griff in the form of this pussy-ass nerdy black guy. Griff a hard dude! Ah jeeze, oh well. Sign o' the times.

EDIT: Well, we kinda have. Griff is deadass serious in his goofy-assed afro-shamanist revanchism. 99% sure Ye just a nerdy guy in a demographic sadly brutal on such types. Many such cases!

[Blinge]

Oh I rarely drop in here but damn I missed all the chat about the following. I was mostly watching the "events" when they happened too.
Where is Keffals now?

oh nooe I've been SWATTED, the nerds are coming for me! please go-fund my legal costs!
lmao fuck you nerds i'm moving to Ireland, thanks for the house.

jesus christ.

I'm struggling to confirm a story here but apparently at TwitchCon Keffals accosted Destiny's wife, and said "i'm going to get your husband banned from youtube."

and all these chinless nerds were amazed by this rumour and claimed Keffals had "gigachad" energy
Maybe yeah, she's sure got balls.

Sure. beef with a dude's wife.. real brave.

something Destiny pointed out is that Keff doesn't actually make enjoyable content or have anything appealing about her, just fights wars on twitter and without an enemy to aim at she has nothing, and people tune out.

[BIL]

I popped into Luke's thread back when shit was poppin, was going 9000mph with the man himself regularly screenshotting. Came back the other day and it's deader than his dick.

Typical KF flash in the pan (see also Totes Dead 4 Real byuu). Only difference was, the usual DDOS tantrum (as covered by Totes Neutral Journo Friendz) was accompanied by Matthew Price shitting his panties and folding like a bad suit, proving Cloudflare is yet another victim of... IDPOL TURBO AIDS 3;

Yo btw I'm playing DSIII it's fuckin bussin My dick is standin up ALL ON ITS OWN O___O Nah fr I'm ditching the Furomusoftu thread for a bit while I enjoy, just wanted 2 say cheers for getting me to finally break the seal with BB last year

[Blinge]

Things have progressed so far that many people profess to believe that heterosexual men must be willing to have sex with cross dressing men (or that's transphobic). The only sane option is to not play along.

I move in pretty leftist circles, but the only times I have ever, ever heard someone say that, it was from a catastrophizing right-winger.

I used to chat to a transwoman on discord sometimes. We used to hang in the same voice chats, we got on quite well.
in one attempt to 'educate' me among many she asked if I would date a trans person.
I said I hadn't ruled it out. I guess this wasn't enough as she stressed the point that it wouldn't be gay if i dated a trans girl
. and that ruling it out *would* be transphobic.

I'm not saying this is an issue, it doesn't scare me. But it is a conversation that happened.
(I was gonna say nowadays i rule it out but i wouldn't mind parking the old boy between a certain twitter warrior's meloni)

[Blinge]

'Bussolini' has me creased

[BIL]

Wouldn't be gay even for two blokes to date tbh. Everyone knows it's not gay if the balls don't touch!

Just order one of these bad boys

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(they market them as "cutting boards" for tax purposes ;3 ;3 ;3 sweat and impact resistant - withstands even the toughest bummings! )

[Blinge]

lmfao

wait.. so now I can even push back! and it's still not gay
thanks man

[Mischief Maker]

Oh I rarely drop in here but damn I missed all the chat about the following. I was mostly watching the "events" when they happened too.
Where is Keffals now?

oh nooe I've been SWATTED, the nerds are coming for me! please go-fund my legal costs!
lmao fuck you nerds i'm moving to Ireland, thanks for the house.

jesus christ.

I'm struggling to confirm a story here but apparently at TwitchCon Keffals accosted Destiny's wife, and said "i'm going to get your husband banned from youtube."

and all these chinless nerds were amazed by this rumour and claimed Keffals had "gigachad" energy
Maybe yeah, she's sure got balls.

Sure. beef with a dude's wife.. real brave.

something Destiny pointed out is that Keff doesn't actually make enjoyable content or have anything appealing about her, just fights wars on twitter and without an enemy to aim at she has nothing, and people tune out.

Uh... I could maybe see you making this reply at the time of the argument, but now?

We're in the middle of a frenzy of anti-queer stochastic terrorism nationwide. Donut Shops being firebombed for hosting a drag brunch, armed right-wing militias marching around menacingly outside drag shows, and I don't even think all the bodies from the Club Q shooting are in the ground yet. The right-wing media has been working overtime to paint all queer people as automatic pedophiles, and when mentally ill gunmen act on their slander and blood is in the streets, their response is, "well maybe if they'd stop being such pedophiles (ie. queer) they wouldn't have to get murdered."

I mean shit, dude, over in the apocalypse thread there's a straight-faced argument going on right now whether queer communities need to arm themselves against increasing right-wing violence. The hour is later than you think.

So yeah, when I saw a website go on a SWAT-ing and doxxing campaign against a queer activist and get smacked back, I cheered. Doesn't mean I watch her stream or think she's an angelic being of pure light who never once sinned or posted cringe. She could be the world's biggest cunt for all I care, I'd still take the side against stochastic terrorism.

Like I've said a million times on this thread, liberation is a universal struggle or it's nothing. Don't think for a second that throwing X minority group under the bus means they won't eventually come for you too.

[Blinge]

Like I said, I only just read it today.

You act like i'm taking sides here, I'm not. I don't think there is a side.
Although the one stance I'd take is i'm quite against bathtub oestrogen and getting it into the hands of minors. that's fucked up.

The girl could be in the top bracket of worldwide cunts for sure, with the whole.. scamming her fanbase in the name of defending minorities. and aforementioned 'boobshine' just coined that..

Kiwifarms is pretty abhorrent, yeah, even if harassing and swatting is ostensibly against their rules too.
I'm not exactly cheering for its reinstatement, I just don't care. 4chan still exists. people are gonna lol at "lolcows"

A lot of where you're coming from I don't understand because I'm not American and wasn't aware of the wave of violence you refer to.
I'm gonna call a cunt a cunt, even if she hasn't got one, no matter what group she's part of.

[Mischief Maker]

Although the one stance I'd take is i'm quite against bathtub oestrogen and getting it into the hands of minors. that's fucked up.

Well I have good news for you, that was a sarcastic tweet that right-wing trolls pretended to take seriously to panic the normies. You can't synthesize human hormones in a bathtub like prohibition gin. Estrogen's a little more complex and fragile than ethanol.

And while we're on the subject, no, public schools are not setting out boxes for students to shit in.

Sorry I jumped all over you if you aren't aware how scary things are getting in the US.

[Blinge]

https://destinygg.substack.com/p/keffal ... n-internet

I suggest you read part 6

[orange808]

Well, in BIL's own words, I am a hardwsre pixel peeper type...

Those downscaled pics are making my eyes bleed. That's a lot of blur.

You say that's imgur's image processing? Yuk.

[BIL]

Uh... I could maybe see you making this reply at the time of the argument, but now?

I don't see why not. It's not like Luke's scam or the human centipede of journos pushing it just dried up and blew away in the wind after the grift fell apart.

The next one will be along soon enough anyway, making him arguably early to the party. Glass half full etc.

Like I've said a million times on this thread, liberation is a universal struggle or it's nothing. Don't think for a second that throwing X minority group under the bus means they won't eventually come for you too.

If progress really means chucking all due process to the wind, we as a species are doomed anyway. I don't think it does, which is why I'm A-OK with shitting all over scam artists who happen to hide behind human shields. See also Juicy Smouliet.

It's an old trick. These crooks count on everyone else possessing, or being led to believe they possess, the moral discernment of an orbital glassing. "By declining to unquestioningly wolf down my bullshit and ask for seconds, you're throwing [minority] under the bus!" Nah, I'm chucking you under there, then duking the driver a twenty to throw it in reverse and back over your ass.

Although the one stance I'd take is i'm quite against bathtub oestrogen and getting it into the hands of minors. that's fucked up.

Well I have good news for you, that was a sarcastic tweet that right-wing trolls pretended to take seriously to panic the normies. You can't synthesize human hormones in a bathtub like prohibition gin. Estrogen's a little more complex and fragile than ethanol.

It's even worse Eastern Europe? Unregulated medicine? Indoctrinated minors? A golden combination!

Those downscaled pics are making my eyes bleed. That's a lot of blur.

You say that's imgur's image processing? Yuk.

My apologies - it was a mad rush to triage the exploded forum margins. As I say, it's only when I can't be arsed to manually resize via proper image editing software. 3;

[Mischief Maker]

It's even worse Eastern Europe? Unregulated medicine? Indoctrinated minors? A golden combination!

Um... did you even read that article? It's about a trans woman who was disregarding doctor's orders and intentionally overdosed herself with hormones she ordered from Ukraine, but suffered no long term side effects. Aside from a meme nickname given to it by a forum, there's nothing in the article to suggest anything was made in a bathtub. Definitely nothing to do with minors, either. Whoever suggested this article to you as the ultimate proof that bathtub hormones are real is not someone you should trust.

If people could synthesize hormones in the bathtub, don't you think price-gouged diabetics would be "brewing" insulin in their own bathtubs all over the US?

https://destinygg.substack.com/p/keffal ... n-internet

I suggest you read part 6

With all due respect, hell no I am not wasting what remains of an otherwise pleasant Sunday night wading through Destiny's fifteen-thousand-word hate manifesto. If you think that's unreasonable of me, blame it on that nothing-burger article I just wasted valuable minutes of my life reading.

If you truly think Keffals is smuggling prescription drugs to minors illegally, call the authorities and put your real name on an affidavit. If it's true, you'll be a hero, and probably can get a cushy job at the Daily Wire too if you play your cards right. If it's bullshit, you'll face legal repercussions for filing a false report, and Keffals will probably sue the shit out of you.

You aren't willing to take that risk on this "proof?" Neither was Destiny, neither were the kiwi farmers.

[BIL]

It's even worse Eastern Europe? Unregulated medicine? Indoctrinated minors? A golden combination!

Um... did you even read that article?

Yes, months ago. Did you read my post?

"I have had conversations in a trans DIY server that I had to be vouched for to join. This particular server had some graduate level scientists as members. I told them that I found some cheap injectable estrogen in the Ukraine. I didn’t share her name. They knew who I was talking about immediately. They had concerns. Mostly about her methods. Did she sterilize this and how many micrograms of that. Boring sciency stuff. They had a name for her wonderful elixir. Lena’s Bathtub Brew. I thanked the girls in the DIY server and sent my money to Ukraine. I figured if it’s good enough for Lena, it’s good enough for me. I got 2 big bottles for $85. I was stocked up.

Lena’s stuff was much more concentrated than the actual prescription stuff. I had the DIY girls give me a dose that would be the same as the stuff I was already using. They said something dumb like one quarter of a milliliter. I have always figured that if a little is good, then a lot is better."

Great to know Dr. Trans Woman MD has verified the long-term effects. I think I've read her before, in Trust Me Bro Weekly.

If people could synthesize hormones in the bathtub, don't you think price-gouged diabetics would be "brewing" insulin in their own bathtubs all over the US?

You really didn't read my post, did you. Where did I mention bathtubs, or hormone synthesis?

If you truly think Keffals is smuggling prescription drugs to minors illegally, call the authorities and put your real name on an affidavit. If it's true, you'll be a hero, and probably can get a cushy job at the Daily Wire too if you play your cards right. If it's bullshit, you'll face legal repercussions for filing a false report, and Keffals will probably sue the shit out of you.

OH NAW, NOT THE SUITS! NAWWW! PLS DUN SUE MEH



Are these the ones to be paid for with the scambucks? How are they coming along? And who could ever have perpetuated that image of poor Luke as an aggressive pusher of grey market HRT to kids?

"Nooo! You can't just quote things I've said! HAAALP THEY'RE SWATTING MEEE!!!"

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I'm loathe to waste what remains of an otherwise pleasant Monday lunchtime visiting Luke's deader-than-dirt KF thread, but IIRC, he mostly just postured as Grey Market HRT Smuggler Generalissimo / sponsor. The actual footwork seemed to be via one "Bobposting," yet another witheringly dull ghoul. I want to say both scarpered when the word got out, but it's been a few months. Because reading is fundamental, I'll have a look when I get home, and see what's up!

[Mischief Maker]

"Nooo! You can't just quote things I've said! HAAALP THEY'RE SWATTING MEEE!!!"

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Then they should have called the police and said:

Hello, this is [Real Name], I have two tweets from a perennial shit-poster confessing to a crime. Go and arrest... him! (tee hee hee!)

But instead they made this call:

Hello, this is Keffals. I just murdered my mother and I'm going to go on a killing spree in city hall tomorrow. Also I have a gun, so when you send officers to my home tonight, come prepared for a shootout.

So nah. There's no moral high ground to be claimed after-the-fact. If you think someone committed a crime, you report that crime to the proper authorities. You don't get to SWAT, hack family members, call in fake orders and bomb threats to nearby small businesses, and otherwise burn the surrounding area to the ground.

[BIL]

The nebulous "they" again. Who are "they," again?

You talk about burning down neighbourhoods, then proceed to carpetbomb vast swathes of internet on the word of scamming autist #35342. How do you know it wasn't me, on my trusty VPN? I've got a solid decade of posts here, brutally shitting all over these characters - a most MISOGYNLY and TWANSPHOBIC legacy. I even shat all over George Floyd, the big goof - that's WACIS. AND I post on KF occasionally, too!

This is looking like a slam dunk case, MM-san

Sorry. You know I like you, a WHOLE LAWT. You're asking too high a price here, and it's got nothing to do with left, or right, or politics at all. It's the most basic due process. There's no after the fact - this has been a vaporous scam from the start, kicked off with Luke's unsolicited, wincingly autistic proclamation of "Taking down the final boss of transphobes." ( )

And as I predicted, because this has happened consistently over the last decade, ever since the internet became hyper-polarised: now the scammer is 100k richer, with absolutely fuck-all else to show for the whole enterprise. Maybe donate some of that to trans-friendly charities/causes? Ha.

Now you've once again piqued my curiosity, it seems a one "Ben Collins," scribbler extraordinare, is currently getting gaped in the usual Nazi Death Trooper hangouts, after Luke blurted his name everywhere. Quelle surprise! As always, it's what we euphemistically refer to as "journalists" that really worry me, here. It's one thing for a fish-faced autist to go on the grift; quite another when he's got a network of smear merchants armed with an infinite supply of tar and feathers covering for him.

Well, I'll get back to you.

[Blinge]

If you truly think Keffals is smuggling prescription drugs to minors illegally, call the authorities and put your real name on an affidavit. If it's true, you'll be a hero, and probably can get a cushy job at the Daily Wire too if you play your cards right. If it's bullshit, you'll face legal repercussions for filing a false report, and Keffals will probably sue the shit out of you.

You aren't willing to take that risk on this "proof?" Neither was Destiny, neither were the kiwi farmers.

With all due respect, are you losing it a bit?

oh do we hate Destiny now? it's hard to keep up
isn't he quite pro lgbt?

yeah bathtub is a bit of a red-herring.
I don't agree with giving said hormones to any minors, government approved or not.

This body+life ruining medication brought to you by Surf Shark!!

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[BIL]

I hate Destiny. Rarrr! Hurd he a CUCK

But you know what Burinju, my fellow POC? (■｀w´■)

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[Lander]

Why the fuck did I click on this thread.

More to the point, what's possessing me to continue typing into this box, inevitably leading to a click on the Submit button granting it a nigh-indelible spot in the otherwise very useful and prestigious Your Posts interface, right next to Prelude to the Apocalypse.

God damn it. And I'm not even expressing a nuanced and incisive opinion on the unhinged circus that has subsumed our cultural collective and made void-eyed nihilism look like a reasonable proposition by comparison. Bogus.

Oh well. Party on BIL, party on Blinge. Mad world, mad world, party on, excellent.

[BIL]

Lander I am back home and very very very drunk but just let me say I've been delighted with your company over the last few weeks, good job bro, best new shumps bro of 2022? I think so! now I'm gonna go back to eating me din dins rock on homie