COVID-19 in your part of the world

[BIL]

Even though we got two Phizer doses and the booster last month, my brother is constantly coughing and I believe he's suffering mild symptoms... Now I'm really worried.

How's his erectile health? Surefire way to know if a dude's on the up and up or suffering badly, in my experience.

[EmperorIng]

There's also ways you can help your brother with his erectile problems if things get really bad. The question is, how badly do you want to see him recover?

[BIL]

As they do for most questions in a young man's life, DECO has the answer!



HP MAX UP

[drauch]

Ziptie your nuts and it will give you a killer rod regardless of ailments.

[BIL]

Yeah that's cheating though ;3 Like a sneaky finger up the bum! That'll turn any softy into a straight-up twelve o'clock nigga - BUT AT WHAT COST!!!

[emphatic]

You're intentionally being obtuse so you can make the silliest interpretation of that as possible.

You think that wording is worthy of the friggin' White House? You do you.

[vol.2]

worthy of the friggin' White House?

lol worthy of the white house

[Mischief Maker]

lol worthy of the white house

Sarah Palin invited Ted Nugent, Kid Rock to White House 'because Jesus was booked'

[emphatic]

Oh, so you'd been cool with the Trump administration posting a message worded like that on the White House Twitter account as well then? It would have been hilarious! A hoot, even. Gotcha.

[TransatlanticFoe]

Even though we got two Phizer doses and the booster last month, my brother is constantly coughing and I believe he's suffering mild symptoms... Now I'm really worried.

Get him tested and find out, what you believe is irrelevant. Self-reporting and self-diagnosis does no-one any good. A cough is generic to most viruses so depending on what season you're in it could be very likely to be a standard cold.

Pfizer's own analysis is 2 doses vs. Delta = 3 doses vs. Omicron. You're both very well protected and in the unlikely event your brother is infected, unless he has a serious underlying condition, it's vanishingly unlikely it'll be anything more severe than a heavy cold. Get him tested - don't think, find out.

[xxx1993]

We didn't get our third dose until after we came back from Anime NYC, but shortly after Thanksgiving that was when we found out there was an Omicron-infected person at the convention. We're getting tested today.

[Sengoku Strider]

I think we all knew it was only a matter of time before the Swedish microchips.

[xxx1993]

It... has nothing to do with erections.

[BIL]

You'd be surprised, x93! Boner quality is closely linked to a man's overall health, both physio- and psychological! (one and the same, ofc, when you get down to it) If an otherwise fit and healthy fellow is suddenly backing a lame hog, disaster may loom on the horizon! Of course, speaking of looming on the horizon, even a very ill man might bust a hog like the Washington Monument (or for our friends across the pond, Nelson's Column! "What's big and tall and Winnie Mandela slides up and down it!"). In fact, poor cunts who've been bit by the Brazilian Wandering Spider are known to die in the throes of rock-hard priapism

However medicine is art moreso than science, so I hear, and it's a valuable angle to consider when painting the overall picture



Either that or my doctor friends just really wanted to touch my junk.

[xxx1993]

It's just that my brother's been coughing lately and he's been drinking loads of ginger and orange juice. I want him to get better before Christmas.

[Sengoku Strider]

JUST IN!!

You may have thought Trump betrayed America and the very existence of freedom itself by saying vaccines are good, but you thought wrong.

Fear not courageous patriots, Trump's only being tortured in Guantanamo. Trump' (Trump-dash) is the one with blood on his hands.

[Ddshot]

I gotta stop looking at this thread!anyways merry Christmas all and a happy new year [VICTORY HAND]️


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[GaijinPunch]

I gotta stop looking at this thread!anyways merry Christmas all and a happy new year [VICTORY HAND]️


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If you're checking it from your phone, you most definitely need to take a step back.

[Randorama]

JUST IN!!

You may have thought Trump betrayed America and the very existence of freedom itself by saying vaccines are good, but you thought wrong.

Fear not courageous patriots, Trump's only being tortured in Guantanamo. Trump' (Trump-dash) is the one with blood on his hands.

OK, but which one is the Good Donald (TM): Donald or Donald'?

[BulletMagnet]

So yeah, obviously Trump only endorsed the vaccine because he's the type who would never question the mainstream media narrative.

[brianhill87]

I live in New York and do not notice such hysteria in my environment about which many write. Personally had 2 coronavirus cases and already been vaccinated.

[guigui]

Seriously bro's, I never got the virus, never got vaccine, got a lot of PCR/antigen tests lately all negative, never got any symptom, never got anything anyhow blah blah blah...

... but reading this thread makes my butt clap, heart beat, hand shake.

How the heck do you do that ??

[DenimDemon]

You'd be surprised, x93! Boner quality is closely linked to a man's overall health, both physio- and psychological! (one and the same, ofc, when you get down to it) If an otherwise fit and healthy fellow is suddenly backing a lame hog, disaster may loom on the horizon! Of course, speaking of looming on the horizon, even a very ill man might bust a hog like the Washington Monument (or for our friends across the pond, Nelson's Column! "What's big and tall and Winnie Mandela slides up and down it!"). In fact, poor cunts who've been bit by the Brazilian Wandering Spider are known to die in the throes of rock-hard priapism

However medicine is art moreso than science, so I hear, and it's a valuable angle to consider when painting the overall picture



Either that or my doctor friends just really wanted to touch my junk.

Damn Bill, love your posts.

[vol.2]

Seriously bro's, I never got the virus, never got vaccine, got a lot of PCR/antigen tests lately all negative, never got any symptom, never got anything anyhow blah blah blah...

at this point, i don't think anyone can make that claim. you could have easily got it. plenty of people aren't effected by it and you wouldn't know you had it unless you had an antibody blood test in the right window of time (and even then those tests aren't foolproof).

[guigui]

Seriously bro's, I never got the virus, never got vaccine, got a lot of PCR/antigen tests lately all negative, never got any symptom, never got anything anyhow blah blah blah...

at this point, i don't think anyone can make that claim. you could have easily got it. plenty of people aren't effected by it and you wouldn't know you had it unless you had an antibody blood test in the right window of time (and even then those tests aren't foolproof).

Yes I was thinking of doing that test, but not sure what is the time window you mention.

[xxx1993]

Joe Biden and Anthony Fauci have already deduced time and time again that the majority of deaths and hospitalizations are the result of those who are unvaccinated.

[xxx1993]

Kira Buckland just tested positive… I hope she recovers soon, she’s one of the best voice artists in the industry…

[xxx1993]

My family and I tested negative.

[BIL]

Good to hear! You young shumpers must not cark it so soon. Die old and bitter at your favourite shump evar not making the Top 25.

[vol.2]

I tested positive about a week ago, never got sick from it though. I didn't know I was positive before going to my parent's house for christmas and so they got tested but were negative.

My best guess is that I contracted it a couple weeks before I got the last PCR test. I know it was a specific window of time because I got a test dec 6th (PCR) which was negative.