I've done it, BulletMagnet-san.
I've resurrected the decrepit spirit of the GG thread, and fused it to this thread to create the newest contender for
Worst On Shumps. Please make the agreed payment of three
McDonalds Big & Tasty Value Meals™ and a sealed copy of
Ai Cho Aniki to:
Dr. Richard Penis
1 Tinkletowne Crescent
Weewillehwinkeh BLVD
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auryn wrote:Anyway, back to COVID-19 survival strategies people. I'd just like to take this opportunity to promote my album which I finally managed to finish because of the lockdown! There's a lot of video game influence in the (especially in the last track, which is basically just an ode to playing Battle Bakraid) but no chiptune, there's more of a 90ies sample-happy vibe to it.
https://soundcloud.com/user-502627405/s ... eir-steely
Bakraid is an underrated OST! Some would say underrated game, too!
Battle Logic fuckin jams, as does
this arrangement! I dig that mildly funky martial beat.
While the songs are quite different, the mood and pulse remind me of Metal Slug gem
Ridge 256, you know?
[here's a bit from her wikipedia, that shows she's actually opposed to Gamergate.
Ah yes, I remember that fateful winter's day, when CMDR Striker challenged my boss to a MASSACHUSETTS DEATH RACE on the icy highway in his dread BATTLE PRIUS.
Little-known is that the Commander deliberately wrecked his machine en-route to the showdown, in what I must begrudgingly call a tactical masterstroke. Knowing the mere prospect of appearing in the natural disinfectant of sunlight had already sent my boss scuttling, Striker's forfeit denied those who would have captured his classified Deagle Nation Parkour Racing techniques (strictly for use while sortieing on the darkest highways of Kabul).
This recall is taxing even my command of pointless internet bullshit that was funny five years ago, and so I now turn to disgraced Nazi lardbutt and Gamergate founder M. Jarbo, for a
video summary. As the traitorous fatty elaborates within, even
less known than Striker's ruse is the fact my boss had publically acknowledged him as an internet joke character months earlier. But the truth was no great obstacle when SyFy came offering the sweet publicity of
TEH INTERNET RUINED MY LIFE, and so the legend lived once more.
On that note, again -
please donate generously to our campaign. Nowadays, the best boss can do is
The Young Turks! Infamous horse cock admirer Jonk UWYWWRRR got even less votes than my boss did, the lousy bum!
Needless to say GG is over, and unless you have professional obligations (like mine) or autism (like mine), you are wasting your energy discussing it. It is an ex-controversy, expired and devoid, most poetically ended by the very man who started it - the aforementioned white supremacist M. Jarbo.
Have a listen, it's fine internet television! Be warned, Jarbo is known for violent, racist language. Unlike the rest of this post, I'm not doing a silly tongue-in-cheek thing here - he really does espouse a visceral disgust for those of African extraction that I find personally objectionable, being two-quarters KANG myself! I'm glad everyone's friend of justice, INTERNET VIGILANTE JIMOTHY O'SHAUGHNESSY struck him down with the violence he deserved!