GP's Dusty Gems Vol. 04

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Vol. 04
IGN Reviewer can't play or pronounce Ikaruga
Clocking in at 10 pages, this one tries to answer the question that philosophers and other great minds have been trying to answer for millenia: who is qualified to review a video game? This one features multiple banned users, as well as yours truly. Page 3 pinpoints the moment where I got on Icycalm's shit list (admittedly a low bar) by asking actual questions. And of course, it's all because of my poor grasp of English (of his interpretations of games I was far more knowledgeable of). Pretty sure page 5 pinpoints where he was banned. This one gets pretty spicy, folks.

BACKLOG:
Vol. 01
I have very little time right now, so it's rare I get to do something truly useless, but also selfless. While there are some old dogs here, there's a lot people here that just don't know what a special place this was many moons ago. I'm talking serious collegiate debate type stuff.
From May 2010

Vol. 02
Oh how the time flies. This next one really feels like it was yesterday. Ironically these antics were going down in one of the hardest times in my life... and I'm now in a similar boat. (Fret not, part of life. I'll get through it). Unfortunately it keeps me from shit posting here for the most part. I do make it to the TV/Movie threads though. Anyway, without further ado, it was really hard to pick just one, but I've settled on this nugget from the one and only RegalSin. For the uninitiated, this may be shocking. It also may tempt you to go searching for other posts, which I highly endorse.

Vol. 03
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Halfway out the door and can't check, so it may well already by covered, but just the sight of that username is bringing on the NAM flashbacks. Peter North is weeping in envy :shock:
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GaijinPunch wrote:From May 2010
Cuntinental debate, it's still a thing you know, we had a Straya thread recently. 8)
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Xyga wrote:
GaijinPunch wrote:From May 2010
Cuntinental debate, it's still a thing you know, we had a Straya thread recently. 8)
YES! That's part of the reason why I chose it. Full fucking circle 9 years later! Never change, Shmups community.
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GaijinPunch wrote:Full fucking circle 9 years later! Never change, Shmups community.
"You'll do this again. Time is a flat circle."
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What's JAPJACkass up to nowadays anyway?
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CIT wrote:What's JAPJACkass up to nowadays anyway?
He posts on Youtube here and there. Unsurprisingly, every single video he's posted is prefixed as JAPJAC's (even the ones that are clearly not his). I will give him unsarcastic props for having some raw footage of Maniac Love circa 2004. This was definitely when it was in it's final stretch, and judging by the sound it would have been the "main" part of Cycle (weekly event on Saturday -> Sunday). That place was legendary, with an after hours party that will go down in history. I tear up a bi when I think about it. Note though that I was going in the 90s so I'm infinitely cooler, of course. Also note that cameras were a HUGE no no there so they'd have ejected him had they seen it.... and that was a policy that predated smart phones by about a decade, so you know they really, really didn't want photos in there.
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GaijinPunch wrote:I tear up a bi when I think about it.
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BIL wrote:
GaijinPunch wrote:I tear up a bi when I think about it.
Excellent typo Image
Definitely not editing.
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CIT wrote:What's JAPJACkass up to nowadays anyway?
Banned from every forum ever basically.
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GaijinPunch wrote:
BIL wrote:
GaijinPunch wrote:I tear up a bi when I think about it.
Excellent typo Image
Definitely not editing.
This is gold. And so is that thread! Guess I missed that one back then. Poor JAPJAC! I miss some of those old trouble-making buggers :cry:
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This shit's pretty great. Thanks for an entertaining read. I was around back then but somehow missed all of this. I only heard about the legendary d-bag in question latter IRL from other forum members
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scrilla4rella wrote:I only heard about the legendary d-bag in question latter IRL from other forum members
Oh yeah... it's nuts. Defo heard some stories at the bars in Tokyo w/ other nerds. And I can't believe I'm saying this - they're worse than anything captured here!
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Imagine these people when they find there's also a central america
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Can't wait for Vol.02 thread.
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drauch wrote:Poor JAPJAC!
SACRE BLEU. Image How dare this common pleb presume to pity JAPJAQUES. Image He is from the wealthiest and best town in France! (according to Halifax!)
I miss some of those old trouble-making buggers :cry:
Same. Image The brightest flames burn quickest, and all that. We were witnessing white-hot Turbo Idiocy, unaware of the looming flameout.

Still, at least JJ and the rest of the drama contingent never produced any dogfuckers. At least AFAIK. Owned, full shmuppers!
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drauch wrote:Poor JAPJAC! I miss some of those old trouble-making buggers :cry:
I miss JAPJAC like I miss my kidney infection.
KAI wrote:Can't wait for Vol.02 thread.
Same.
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drauch wrote:I miss some of those old trouble-making buggers :cry:
Back when I joined, we had fighter17, elfhentaifan, Twiddle and shoesama. They together shitposted regularly and everyone else constantly complained how the forum was going to shit. Chaotic but entertaining times.
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drauch wrote:Poor JAPJAC! I miss some of those old trouble-making buggers :cry:
I miss JAPJAC like I miss my kidney infection.
Was he on a different forum you visited? I only know him from this place and I think he was banned in like 2013.

Getting all nostalgic searching his name and reading the years of fun.
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Ruldra wrote:Twiddle
I miss Twiddle Image I hope he's doing ok. I remember him mentioning brain problems. Mortal coil, fucking thing sucks.

And Drum. Why did you have to get shitcanned over Gamergate of all things. What a legacy. Mundane Matt's deflated mangina flapping all over the place, Brianna Wu hot on her next scam with the media hearing/seeing/saying nothing more arrantly than ever, and no more Drum to rail against insufficiently algorithmic action gaming while digging up the odd gem from the MAME shitheap. Image Roll on ACA Xain'd Sleena buddy.

EDIT: not to veer off-topic! there's been at least one AWOL member thread before, I should probably post such things there. I won't look it up, because I'm doing too much reminiscing lately as it is. I warned another banned fellow, posting about posting is a bad idea. Leave it to the professionals like JAPJAQUES.
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drauch wrote:
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drauch wrote:Poor JAPJAC! I miss some of those old trouble-making buggers :cry:
I miss JAPJAC like I miss my kidney infection.
Was he on a different forum you visited? I only know him from this place and I think he was banned in like 2013.

Getting all nostalgic searching his name and reading the years of fun.
Yeah he was all over the internet doing the same thing everywhere. Eventually everyone got fed up with him and he is banned everywhere but youtube and his own site (assuming that is still up). JAPJAC, FIRST KNOWN OWNER OF ALL OLD GAMING PRODUCTS.
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WHEN HE WERE A LAD, HE DONE WORK EXPERIENCE AT CVG AND BEAT ALL THEIR THUNDER FORCE II MD SCORES - WHILE ALSO DOING HIS O-LEVELS

NOBODY DID ARCADE ACTION GAMING THIS LARGE - NOT EVEN CLOSE

(DO NOT DISABLE THE AUDIO)

God fucking damn it! I'm wasting valuable gaming time on these daft cunts, again! NOTHING EVER REALLY CHANGED. I'm gonna whip up a quick photoshop of JAPJAQUES' signature finger point at one of Drakon's jizz-drenched mods.

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WHEN YOU NUT BUT HE STILL POINTIN Image
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(quick prototype - stole Rancor's parody DIRTY TOKYO PANTIES pic! forgive me, old friend! then click the spoiler, and forgive me again! Image)
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That jizz mod is downright horrifying brother BIL. :x
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An instant of pleasure, a lifetime of horror. Image

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(I originally said I wondered if JJ's dad knows that feeling, but it was a bit mean, so I deleted it. AFAIK he's at least not a counterfeiter. Now there is a class of internet villain I would happily see headered into woodchippers en masse Image)
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drauch wrote:
Steamflogger Boss wrote:
drauch wrote:Poor JAPJAC! I miss some of those old trouble-making buggers :cry:
I miss JAPJAC like I miss my kidney infection.
Was he on a different forum you visited? I only know him from this place and I think he was banned in like 2013.

Getting all nostalgic searching his name and reading the years of fun.
gamengai -- I kept him there for many reasons. undamned (where the fuck is he these days?) quite politely (you'd expect no less) called him out for using his CPS Change info or something, and Japjac came back w/ exactly what you'd expect. Here is another thread where he did his usual cry while masturbating move (modified the post).
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Very sad the JAPJAC proboards is no longer. :cry:
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Vol. 02

Oh how the time flies. This next one really feels like it was yesterday. Ironically these antics were going down in one of the hardest times in my life... and I'm now in a similar boat. (Fret not, part of life. I'll get through it). Unfortunately it keeps me from shit posting here for the most part. I do make it to the TV/Movie threads though. Anyway, without further ado, it was really hard to pick just one, but I've settled on this nugget from the one and only RegalSin. For the uninitiated, this may be shocking. It also may tempt you to go searching for other posts, which I highly endorse.
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Steamflogger Boss wrote:That jizz mod is downright horrifying brother BIL. :x
Ah the ol' Cum encrusted classic.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

still love that turn of phrase, birru.

also imagine talking about shmups on shmupsfarm. pshaw, people be doin it rong.
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Every once and a while I go back and read through the Regalsin posts. Always brighten a dull day.
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drauch wrote:Every once and a while I go back and read through the Regalsin posts. Always brighten a dull day.
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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I always felt like such a loser for not being cool enough to have my own RegalSin sig. :oops: So I'll change that for this week! Image

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