I Love You, Colonel Sanders available now on Steam

[Steamflogger Boss]

Bubble economy, I assume. I was thinking of some expensive shit here but really, nothing can compete with that.

Most definitely not -- I took that on a smart phone, I believe in 2014. Maybe 2013. 20 years into deflation.

Wtf

[it290]

Apparently Wendy's is fighting back with a tabletop RPG of its own! I still can't decide if the creators of these things deserve jobs or not.

https://www.qsrmagazine.com/news/wendy- ... aying-game

[Squire Grooktook]

Unlimited Strength

[Vanguard]

Remember the days when not every single thing was an ad? Those were good times.

[WelshMegalodon]

[buffs]

This isn't funny.

[Squire Grooktook]

[buffs]

This isn't funny.

But wait, there's more!

[WelshMegalodon]

+1 Ice Damage to all attacks. Just... wow.

Did they even playtest this stuff?

[BrianC]

Funny thing is that Wendy's used to sell fried chicken.

[ED-057]

Does the game have obesity or diabetic status ailments? (like Tengai Makyou 4 and Barkley Gaiden do, respectively...)

edit: Wendy's doesn't have fried chicken anymore?

[Ajora]

Does the game have obesity or diabetic status ailments? (like Tengai Makyou 4 and Barkley Gaiden do, respectively...)

edit: Wendy's doesn't have fried chicken anymore?

Wendy's chicken sammiches have always been pretty good. Better than KFC's for sure.

[BrianC]

They have sandwiches, but they used to have pieces like popeyes or kfc.

[Obiwanshinobi]

I was told (by the radio) today that only 30% of all birds on Earth are wild birds; all the rest are mostly farm chicken. Hence the "pink chicken" project for the sake of raising a pink-boned variety, whose bones, eternally resting within sedimentary rock, would remind us 'till the end of our times left on this planet what have we done to it (see "Anthropocene").

[BulletMagnet]

Remember the days when not every single thing was an ad? Those were good times.

*pauses game of Yo Noid to take a spoonful of Nintendo cereal*

When was this again?

[WelshMegalodon]

Well before anyone here was born, that's for sure.

[BulletMagnet]

Just finished a full run-through of this (so close to batter-dipped nirvana, but 'twas not to be...), and would, for whatever it's worth, call it the best "adver-game" I've come across, mainly because it's 1) Free, which many are somehow not, and 2) Doesn't take itself even remotely seriously, which far too many bizarrely insist on doing. I wouldn't have minded a gallery or the like to memorialize the silliness, but on the whole if you're going to utilize an interactive medium to shill for coronary-arrest capitalism, this might as well be the way you do it.

[Vanguard]

*pauses game of Yo Noid to take a spoonful of Nintendo cereal*

When was this again?

It's even worse now and you know it.

[Ajora]

Ronald McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure and Cool Spot are both excellent games.